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Dwight Howard Addresses Alleged Trans Rumors

Dwight Howard Addresses Alleged Trans Rumors

“Ayy a mouth is a mouth” DH

Allegations have recently surfaced regarding Dwight Howard and some shall we call it “Foul Play” (Pun intended). Dwight has been accused of being in a relationship with a transexual and cheating her with other trans people. The alleged ex of Dwight is supposedly putting all of his business in the streets and even claims he is a bottom. The 6’11, 265 pound NBA ALL Star…

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Bill Cosby Slapped With Chicken Pattie

Bill Cosby Slapped With Chicken Pattie

“It wasn’t a Chick Fil A sandwich either. It was a jail pattie. If he got hit 3 inches to the left and that would have been the end of the Pudding Pop man” Inmate Tron #49892163

  Its been sad times for the man once considered America’s Dad. Bill was convicted on 3 counts of alleged sexual assault. Women were repeatedly coming forth and making accusations against Bill and he’s now in jail. Bill…

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Kodak Black Says “I Don’t Like Black Women, Weaves Make Me Itch” Kodak Black Says He Don't Like Black Women, Weaves Make Him Itch. Kodak Black  Kodak Black went on Social Media and said he doesn't really like black women even though he's black.

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Kyrie Irving Requests Trade From Cavs

Kyrie Irving Requests Trade From Cavs

Cavs point guard Kyrie Irving is apparently so frustrated by the Cavs losing in the finals that he has requested a trade according to Insiders. Kyrie put on an amazing show during the finals and many people believe its time for Lebron to pass the “torch” to Kyrie but Lebron is hesitant to take a back seat to the young gunner.

  The Cavs are entertaining offers from the NY Knicks, Chicago Bulls,…

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Irv Gotti Finally Admits To Smashing Ashanti... Nelly Responds

Irv Gotti Finally Admits To Smashing Ashanti… Nelly Responds

“I knew they had a thing, but you know the game goes. Your girl chose me Dirrty!” Nelly

Irv Gotti recently went on Funk Master Flex’s radio show to discuss his career and he touched on his past relationship with R&B singer Ashanti. Irv tried to be cool about it but eventually he admitted that he and Ashanti used to date and that Nelly took his girl. Its ironic how Irv found out about the Ashanti…

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Young Thug says Just because He Likes P**** Doesn't Make Him Gay

Young Thug says Just because He Likes P**** Doesn’t Make Him Gay

“Just because I enjoy Penises doesn’t mean I’m gay. It just means I like Penis” Young Thug

  Rapper Young Thug who recently got engaged told reporters that even though he’s engaged and loves his fiance he still enjoys the occasional Penis and it doesn’t make him gay. There’s even the story that he made his male photographer get nude during a photoshoot. To Thugger’s credit his wife is gorgeous…

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Lebron James Goes Bald! Barber Says His Job Is More Stressful Than The Presidents

Lebron James Goes Bald! Barber Says His Job Is More Stressful Than The Presidents

I used to wake up in cold sweats at night. Lebron only has 37 hair follicles left and he would pay me extra to keep his hairline from fading away like Kevin Durant jump shot. Lebrons Barber

Lebron James recently decided to shave his head bald after losing in the NBA finals to the Golden State Warriors. King James went to Instagram to show off his new “do” while working out in the gym. Now that’s…

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Amber Rose exposes her hairy V***** on IG, Social Media Explodes!

Amber Rose exposes her hairy V***** on IG, Social Media Explodes!

AMBER Rose is trying to break the internet! 

Amber Rose usually doesn’t leave much to the imagination visually but this time she’s taken it to a new level. On her Twitter page Amber posted  a pic that shows it ALL. The sexy photo shows Amber wearing a black fur coat, black bra, black shades, and no bottoms! Sex sells and Amber definitely has the sex appeal.

  To see the fully nude picture head…

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Molly and Percocets found in Tiger Woods' vehicle during arrest

Molly and Percocets found in Tiger Woods’ vehicle during arrest

“He kept repeating something about “Percocets, Molly Percocets… Mask on F*ck it Mask off.” I informed Tiger that he wasn’t wearing a mask but he continued to repeat the phrase” Arresting Officer

Tiger Woods was recently arrested in Jupiter FL for a DUI. Originally it was thought that Tiger was under the influence of alcohol but local authorities later found a mix of Molly’s and Percocets in his…

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Lebron James Bans Khloe Kardashian From Playoff Games!

Lebron James Bans Khloe Kardashian From Playoff Games!

Keep these InstaTHOTS away from the team during the Playoffs. You can go back to tricking off after the season! LBJ

   If you’ve been wondering why you haven’t seen Tristan Thompson’s girlfriend Khloe Kardashian at any of the Cavs playoff game’s its because Lebron said “Hell No!” Lebron has a theory that the Kardashians as well as other instathots can be distractions to his teammates and has…

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Nas and Nicki Minaj are the new Hiphop Super Couple!

Nas and Nicki Minaj are the new Hiphop Super Couple!

Meek took far too many L’s and Saffaree was wearing her panties. Next up Nas Escobar!

Hiphop’s new super couple is none other than Nas and The Barbie Nicki Minaj. I’ll admit its definitely a odd couple but hey whatever floats their boat. Both artists have had well publicized previous relationships lets hope the new power couple is able to make it for the long haul. Its been rumored that Nas was…

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The best Future “Mask Off” Challenge video

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White House Advisors Say "Atlanta Crackheads Are More Dangerous Than Isis"

White House Advisors Say “Atlanta Crackheads Are More Dangerous Than Isis”

“These are not your typical fiends that steal microwaves or TVs. Atlanta Crackheads are like the X-Men, they’ve evolved! They’re far more advanced and we aren’t sure of what they’re capable of.”

    Recently a portion of a major highway (85) in Atlanta collapsed after three drug users decided to have a “Night out on the town.” As of now they’re not saying exactly what they did to bring down an…

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Meet T.I.'s New GirlFriend Bernice Burgos!

Meet T.I.’s New GirlFriend Bernice Burgos!

“Unequivocally speaking, My Marriage has been Extinguished, and I feel it is my duty as zone 4 representative to continue to sow my royal oats in any way I damn well please” TI

  It’s no secret T.I. and his soon to be ex wife Tiny have separated and the “Word” is T.I. has gone from ex to Next! And I must say his new Girl Friend Bernice Burgos is big upgrade! No shade to Tiny she is also a very…

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Meek Says "I wanted Revenge So I gave Remy Ma The Info" On Nicki Minaj"

Meek Says “I wanted Revenge So I gave Remy Ma The Info” On Nicki Minaj”

“When me and Drake had our beef and everyone was laughing at me I felt like she didn’t have my back. Then I found out she slept with Drake! I’ve been plotting my revenge for months…Didn’t know about Ebro tho, that was a new one for me.”

Remy Ma set the internet on fire this weekend dropping a classic diss record to Nicki Minaj called “ShEther”. The name pays homage to one of the greatest diss…

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Man Says He’s Cursed With The Worlds Largest Penis Its awful, one time I accidentally flushed it down the toilet. Can you imagine what I go through at airport security-- Man with large Johnson…

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