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are you really going to a top school in the country if you're not breaking down over academics during the holidays in a year with no major exams
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“Bimbo Baggins” - my mother
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Can someone get me a book or a film or a fic or a comic or literally anything with the plot of these two guys that like this one girl and she’s just so fucking done and anyway these two guys try to “compete for her affections” or some stupid shit and end up together
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So my brother's username on some websites is Casqueer which I find hilarious because he preaches right wing all the time so I laughed at him for this and then he said "would you rather my name be Castraight" CRYING SCREAMING
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To the person who walked around near Hammersmith station in the Aziraphale cosplay today: you were so cool. Like super cool. Like I admire you so much for doing that and it was such a good cosplay. Keep slaying ♡
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ok I know I say I hate americans all the time but let me be real here for once
I fucking love those like happy pun making Americans they are hilarious and so fun to be around like
“I have a question”
“I have an answer, let’s see if they match! Indigo!”
“???”
“Ah, well, they didn’t match.”
“Can I have a word?”
“Cheese!”
“???”
I LOVE THEM.
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You ever just meet someone through one shared interest and then you realise you had so much in common and not even half a year later you’re such good friends and you love them so much just for being there because you just click and you don’t know how you bonded so quickly but you did and it’s amazing
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Tfw Ao3 is down so I go to Reddit to complain with other people but Reddit is down so now what do I do ?? Work ???
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i am NOT a communist i SWEAR
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See you on the other side (14 fucking hours to Japan fuck my life but hey I got a free upgrade)
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Why do I watch/read something, latch onto the most pathetic, awkward man, and run away?
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me: *sobbing in my room*
me, 20 mins later on ao3: *fangirl noises laughing squealing omg x is so cute hhehehehehe*
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Reading Jekyll and Hyde fanfiction counts as studying right? ...right?
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I love Jekyll and Hyde I love love love it so much but my English teacher thinks I’m being sarcastic whenever I say it help
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Ok but have you ever found a BTS smut fanfiction about two of the members getting sex pollened in your local park?
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I'm about to write a fucking essay about this cane there is so much symbolism and my teacher was just like "oh I've never heard that before" MISS ALL I SAID WAS IT WAS THE BROKEN TRUST/BOND I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY
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I’m going to be real fucking honest here. There should not be a palestine protest on Armistice Day.
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