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what if... what if jason goes to help zatana with something and is hit with a spell where he's a kid again. scared, alone, confused but he knows you're safe and that's it. he doesn't know you, he doesn't know bruce or anyone in the manor but still, the giant man who was your boyfriend is now a child and hugging at your leg because bruce is too tall and that's scary-

he keeps asking for his mom and saying he's worried because 5 year old jason knows sometimes his mom goes to sleep for very long and sometimes he has to clean her up.

he's happy his dad isn't around though but he's also confused why he doesn't have any booboos.

he's got all the manners a good kid does. alfred keeps wiping his tears as jason says please and thank you and feels shy about asking for seconds.

damian is having a crisis because jason was his big brother when he was with the league. he was the ruthless man who killed without a thought and now he's a small defenceless child. so he opts to be his guardian. little 14 year old damian is ready to throw hands or stab anyone who looks at baby jason wrong.

bruce is sobbing because that's his baby. that's the age he never saw jason in and somehow he's even smaller than anyone ever imagined.

dick wants to hold him for as long as possible until he squirms and leaves his arm

jason isn't a fan of tim though. somethign about smelling yuckie. it's just coffee but it hurts tim much more than he thought it could. he stops drinking until jason sits with him for at least one afternoon.

his own current clothes are humongus on him but he sticks to your leg so you take him home with you. he still likes his side of bed though. you give him milk and read him a story and everyone else goes to get dr fate or constantine to fix this-

the spell is ready but bruce just wants one selfish thing. he hugs jason as tightly as possible. kisses all over his small face and tells him a thousand times that he loves him and that he's sorry for the life he has ahead-

everyone figures that jason wont remember anything when he's turned back to normal and jason pretends so as well.

but he's glad that everyone in his life loves him as much as humanly possible and that he doesn't have to doubt him.

and maybe- just maybe- he may have whispered an i love you back to bruce too

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since im already deep in the hole anyway- do you think garfield can - you know, dragon dicks, tentacles and knots and everything in between for you? just thinking out loud

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god i wish tadashi had somehow survived-

scarred but still so smart. easy humour. sometimes his hands would shake but he'd push through it. he'd question if he's enough for you but you stick by him no matter what- you propose before he can doubt himself- you two get married and he becomes a professor. then a stray cat has made his home with you and tadashi, and before he knows it, baymax is available at every hospital nationwide, he is the revolutionary change in medicine, he is tenured and then you show him those two little lines on a strip test and he is grateful every single moment that he didn't die. he has scars, his hands shake when he overworks himself but god, you're here and he'll be a father soon, and he still has his baby brother and his friends and.. isn't that simply worth everything else?

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the MIT study that people using AI are losing their cognitive skills is so funny to me like what do you mean you're using AI for actual answers? Like what do you mean you're not flirting with the AI and calling it a good boy for looking up dumb shit for you?

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just look at him everyone!! hes so cute!!

okay but imagine wally- whos bad with expressing how he feels so he just sort of ... mimics what everyone else does for their loved ones?

superman gets lois her coffee in the morning, so wally remembers your order and makes sure you have your morning before you start the day

nightwing leaves starfire little sticknotes all through their apartment so wally leaves them in your office or your lunch. sometimes there's a strong gust of wind and a sticky note left behind

constantine wont admit to it and rather die than accept it but the little trinkets he gives zatana are actually love charms that only glow when she touches them so wally gets you little trinkest whenever he goes on an off planet mission (its backfired more times he cares to admit because the things he brings back turn out to be invasive to the planet earth)

aquaman has sea creatures always on the prowl to bring him the most beautiful pearls for mera but wally cant do that so he uses his speed to turn different minerals into stones and gives them to you

and flash... flash slows down for iris. he walks beside her, he talks at a speed she can understand, and instead rushing through everything, he sits and enjoys it with her, so that's what wally does too. he talks slower, he listens better, and most of all, he lives life at snail pace just to prolong it with you.

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what if- what if there was a reader who had had an awful bad relationship so the word boyfriend is a heavy trigger for her but then he decides that he does love her and she loves him so he uses darling only. my darling. this is my darling. I'm going out with my darling. she's my darling. oh my darling is calling. and it bypasses her anxiety. she's loved, cared for, with someone who avoids the her triggers well enough- and my god, she's his darling for all time to come

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okay but imagine wally- whos bad with expressing how he feels so he just sort of ... mimics what everyone else does for their loved ones?

superman gets lois her coffee in the morning, so wally remembers your order and makes sure you have your morning before you start the day

nightwing leaves starfire little sticknotes all through their apartment so wally leaves them in your office or your lunch. sometimes there's a strong gust of wind and a sticky note left behind

constantine wont admit to it and rather die than accept it but the little trinkets he gives zatana are actually love charms that only glow when she touches them so wally gets you little trinkest whenever he goes on an off planet mission (its backfired more times he cares to admit because the things he brings back turn out to be invasive to the planet earth)

aquaman has sea creatures always on the prowl to bring him the most beautiful pearls for mera but wally cant do that so he uses his speed to turn different minerals into stones and gives them to you

and flash... flash slows down for iris. he walks beside her, he talks at a speed she can understand, and instead rushing through everything, he sits and enjoys it with her, so that's what wally does too. he talks slower, he listens better, and most of all, he lives life at snail pace just to prolong it with you.

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in my opinion a well written Bruce is a man who loves so hard and so fiercely he literally chokes on his words. He might not be the most emotionally intelligent person in the world (and honestly the way Alfred needles Bruce about his inability to speak or about his nonverbal fits drives me nuts. That is an autistic man you are bullying!) but he cares so much it will be his undoing one day.

yes !!! he’s someone with so much love but he didn’t really have an outlet for it growing up. he doesn’t know how to fully express himself, how affection is shown because his only real source of that was a butler who had to keep his distance.

he is full of so much love and affection, he takes in a boy who sees his parents die JUST LIKE HIM and doesn’t want him to turn out like he did, he sees a boy who jacks the tires of his car to sell and would take him in, he appreciates this boy who tried to bring him out of darkness, this girl who was forced to become a weapon but still chooses peace and life, his own son who was raised to kill and wants him to have a childhood, this boy who isn’t really an orphan but still lost his parents. it’s so … aurgh….

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DO YOU SEE HOW TINY BABY CASSANDRA IS!!!

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started watching good boy and dongju is cute but there's something about jonghyun that's just ... the serious type with the folded sleeves that's soooo chefs kiss like mhmm

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the way i'm so into blind reader x sukuna-

blind reader who has felt, known, experienced abuse but even in his worst moments, he's still her safe haven. his four arms embrace her and she's never felt safer. the mouths on his palms kiss her at every chance they get and she simple giggles and swats his hand away.

blind reader who has no idea what he looks like but enjoys tracing at his skin because the curse marks just slightly raised and she can feel the difference of texture

blind reader who has a million questions about his life but somehow, because she doesn't shrink away from fear, because she's not repulsed by him, he answers every question she has

blind reader who doesn't care about the monsterous things sukuna does because he's the only one who's ever touched her kindly and never made her feel less than for her lack of sight

blind reader who lays across his massive chest, curled up like a cat because his deep breathes vibrate through her body and keep her calm

blind reader who adores that sukuna is so big, he's somehow always surrounding her presence with a feeling of safety

blind reader who touches his face so gently to figure out what he looks like that he feels he might break the world if he ever lost her

blind reader who laughs at his angry tone and tells him that shes sure he's a handsome man because he is kind to her and doesn't care what world might say

blind reader who only knew abuse and cruelty because sukuna took her as a toy to play with in his domain but ended up falling in love with a creature so fragile so sweet that sukuna, the king of curses became the one thing she could always rely on

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just a lil guy

owch.

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you dont understand how feral i go for retired heroes and their little pudge

dad bod jason heheh

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the cutest little bean

Jon found his dad’s old Walkman

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i saw the image of this statue and decided to use it as a reference muehehe (ref: barberini faun)

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introducing damian wayne and cassandra cain (because damian was already decided and i needed a sibling duo name)

plan was to get just the boy but they're turning into quite the bonded pair so- i couldn't leave the little lady behind. so i guess I've got two kitten now.

i really hope he grows into his ears tbh

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Accidental Regression

Things felt right for the first time. Bob felt safe, cared for and most of all, loved. It was as if things were finally looking up when all this happened. 

He was currently standing in the kitchen. Glass shards all around him and trying to his best to not break down into tears. 

His hands had been slick with oil because he’d given you a very nice massage that had ended with two very happy people. You were just cleaning up and coming out of the room when the shatter happened. 

You knew he had been barefoot so you simple shouted for him to don’t move. You never realized how that would make him spiral into his own mind. For you, all you saw was that he was barefoot and could hurt himself. But he went still. You carefully cleaned around him and he didn’t even twitch a muscle.

“Just a few more minutes baby-” You said softly and cleaned up the tiles. 

First brooming it away then with a wet paper towel to pick up the tiny pieces that couldn’t be brushed up. 

“Okay, all d- Bob?” You looked at him. His jaw was clenched, his hands in fists and his eyes were glassy. “Honey?” You touched his forearm and he flinched. 

Apologies tumbled from his mouth. He was sorry. He didn’t mean to. He was so careful. He’ll do better next time. 

“Hey, hey-” You cupped his face. “Breathe.” You said softly. “In the nose, out the mouth. Good- Good job.” But he was still shaking, his eyes red-rimmed. “I’m sorry for yelling. You were barefoot. I got worried, okay?” 

“I- I thought-” The words choked him and nothing came out. 

“I know, I know and I’m sorry. But you’re here. Our kitchen. Safe.” You pulled him to a hug, rubbing his back. “We’re okay. You’re okay-” You kept repeating.

At first, he didn’t hug you back. Every muscle was stiff and hard but then- then his knees gave out and he collapsed against your chest. His hands holding your sleepshirt so tightly that it could rip. His tears soaked your shoulder and the apologies still kept coming. 

“I’m so- hic- sorry-” He mumbled, holding you so tight, it hurt to breathe.

You shushed him, kissing his temple, running fingers through his hair, rubbing his back. A constant mantra of We’re safe. You’re okay. It was just a glass. 

His entire body shook against yours, the kind of tremble that came from somewhere deeper than cold or fear. It was grief. Grief and guilt and years of tightly wound survival that was seemingly unravelling all at once.

“I really didn’t mean to.” Bob whispered. “The oil from before-” He tried explaining but you pulled back a little and shook your head. 

“I know.” You said again, “You’re okay.” You smiled softly. “Just an accident.” 

It took a while. You held him and whispering softly affirmations. After a few minutes, he pulled back and sighed, leaning against the counter, pulling you with him, his hands never leaving your body.

“I- I didn’t know it could still- That I could-” He tried to explain how two words made him feel like a child in danger again. 

“I’m sorry.” You repeated. “I didn’t mean to scare you. I was just worried that you might hurt yourself.” You spoke gently. “I’ll try to be softer and-” He shook his head, his jaw clenching and unclenching. 

“It wasn’t you- I- I just couldn’t process that your panic was because you were worried and not - not angry.” He gave you a shy smile. “I never had that before.” 

“You do now.” You leaned up and pressed a gentle kiss to his cheek. 

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