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I am Tron

I am dead

Tron lives

You are Tron

You live

Tron lives

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I asked ai how to deal with my issues at work and it said “damn bitch you live like this” and gave me the suicide hotline. Dude, I’m no longer suicidal, this is fuckin better.

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Do you think Tr*mp got his wall thing from phineas and ferb?

S1 ep8: the Great Wall of the tri state area!

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Me watching a Barney ad:

C’mon ‘nough with that animation ***. Get traumatized by a guy in a suit like dog meant for.

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Gets ready for work.

“I wanna go home now”

Has not even left the bedroom.

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I did that name-fantasy google generator thing and won.

Dam I’m badass

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I am dumb of ass. I am going to sleep just now- at 4 am.

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My baby my baby!

Immediately after this he saw a squirrel and killed my art supplies.

Whether they bark, purr, chirp, or squeak — pets fill our lives with love, laughter, and the occasional mess (we forgive them).

Drop a pic of your fur baby, feathered friend, or scaly sidekick below 🐶🐱🐹🐢

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Dude I’m applying my therapy learning so well rn!

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New conspiracy theory idea: (flat earth era are gonna love this)

Rather than Space, Earth takes advantage of the leidenfrost effect and space is the ocean and our atmosphere is just the steam.

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Started watching Star Wars acolyte. Ik I’m late to the party. But… You could have done anything… and you wrote this g**damn shit? The writing sucks! The editing gives no fing feeling! The only good bits are the settings and the twins actor! You’re gonna kill the Jedi arts! The fans must hate you! Why!!

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Ok hate me for this if you please but

Spock in a choker.

My spirk fanart will now feature this.

That is all.

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Hmmm. Body horror. Interesting, but unspecific…

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Ok! So I live in the same building as my parents, have my own little apartment area of the house, my own kitchen and bathroom and everything. My family throws these yearly parties, BUT neither me or the dog enjoy people. So! The dog and I hang out at these parties.

Last time I had him over, he brought down is favorite toy. Everybody remembers how as a kid they had their favorite toy, if they’d lost it it was the end of the world. Olly’s favorite toy is an airplay tug chew toy.

Olly cannot speak - he is still a dog- so when he lost said favorite toy, he couldn’t communicate how truly terrible his life must be without it.

Now to why I’m posting this. Today I got sick. Today I forgot to close my door and the dog broke in and hung out with me. Today, when I woke up feeling refreshed, the dog followed me out, and FOUND his Favorite Airplane Toy and he was THRILLED.

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Who was gonna tell me the tumblr t in the corner changes color when you tap it! ejejdjdjskdnbd fun little cute thing sjidbshdjd

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Idea!

so as those of you I’ve met in real life know, the fanfic I write -especially for dc- is mostly au timeline stuff, trying to figure out how the hell all these things (the favorite tropes and arcs and shows) happen in one(ish) universe

Anyway, idea! What if, instead of like, knowing Red Hood was robin Before, they knew he was J Todd. Like- the Bat finds out who he is and instead of being super obvious about him being the dead robin, he’s like “j lad, you know killing is wrong. Your father loves you very much and wants you to come home. You know I can’t kill the Joker and I’m sorry you feel that way but Bruce wants you home” ‘n stuff.

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Yo dudes y’all I mean it tho big agree with duke, where the heck is Martian fans at? Mah dudes, mark’s gen fing Z. One of us one of us

But dudes, Andy weir is the best friggen writer ever! Y’all read hail marry?

HAIL HAIL MARRY

Omg the feels of that!!!!!!!

headcanon that because their real lives are so stressful and serious, the batfam love movies and books that are unrealistic in their hopeful outlook and happy endings

Jason religiously watches Jane Austen, ofc. And writes fanfiction for it (he’s one of the most prevalent and well-loved authors on ao3)

Steph can quote the entire Barbie movie and will to anyone who asks (Cass asks)

Damian’s walls are covered in HTTYD fanart (including redesigns, OCs and art pieces that are honestly larger than his wall itself) (his favorite type of dragon is the Razorwhip for many reasons) (many reasons is that they remind him of his swords)

duke’s favorite movie is the Martian (he’s read the book, watched the movie, found the lack of fandom for it appalling, and now posts about it on tumblr almost daily)

and Bruce will NEVER admit it but the ONLY movies he enjoys are rom coms. Any other movie and he’s falling asleep halfway through (sorry, Duke, the moment he heard the title “the martian” he was wondering how many hours of sleep that would afford him)