just a teenager who thinks that I can make it in life when in reality I'll just spend the rest of my life looking at memes while laying in bed with cheeto dust on my shirt.
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I missed the bus this morning and told my mom that I would be in my room studying on a website that my teachers told us about....She dosent know about tumblr and just thinks that it’s a flashcard website for students to share their information wth the rest of the school
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When I was little, I loved vegetables and fruits. I would always finish my salad, green beans, carrots, peas, broccoli, etc. Before I finished the main part of my meal. I would ask my mom for more vegetables before I even finished my dinner. Ice cream to bribe me to finish something I don't like? How bout you give me a full stock of celery! Too full for ham? Still plenty of room for more peas!
When I was talking to kids in my class, they said "ewwww all vegetables are gross" and ever since that day, (I was like, 5 or 6) I've been hiding under a lie about me that was saying I hated vegetables. Today, the truth is out there people....
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In biology today near the end of class, this kid in front of me said "can you be quiet? I'm trying to learn." (We were having free time in class) and this kid behind me said, "what are you trying to learn about?" And someone on the other side of the room said, "how to rule over donald trump and make America a monarchy"
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Anime character: *does something in a famfic that's nothing like them* Everyone: OMFG that is so them!
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I dropped a French fry and cried for three hours....
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Sometimes, I question my bisexuality, then I see a really pretty/cute girl then I think, “Yep...I like girls too.”
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Best dedication page ever!
#books#bookworm#dedication#fail#reading#long reads#funny#meme#funny memes#dank memes#writers#writing#excerpt from a book i'll never write#comedy#lolz#lol
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The first move
Any girls who are scared to make the first move, remember this. In 8th grade I saw a cute boy in my class. I eventually found his Instagram and really wanted to talk to him so I waited for him to make the first move. For half of the year I waited and he never noticed me. He was busy with his own things. One night, he posted a pic and I commented on it. Not even a full minute goes by when he messages me saying 'thanks.'. We were talking for a few hours before he finally said, "You know, I've thought you were really cute ever since you first walked in the classroom, I've just always thought you were out of my league or had a boyfriend." We became good friends that night and we tried to be in a relationship but it didn't work out. We're still friends to this day and are saying that when were out of highschool were going to try for a relationship again. He said he wants to start a family with me when were out of school and have life figured out. I'm happier than I've ever been with him and I never would have had this if I didn't make the first move by commenting on his photo. It was just a tiny nudge but it got things started and I couldn't be happier. Girls, don't be afraid to make the first move. You never know where it could bring you.
#girls#psa#this has been a psa#information#boys#relationship#cute#love#life#my life#lifestyle#meme#text post#instagram#slide into my dms#popular#popart#hashtag
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Charlie Chaplin - Physical comedy at it’s best
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Saw this banana at my grandparents house
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I wish they were a potato so I could cut them up and throw them into boiling oil without being thrown in jail for it.
My late night and sleep deprived mind
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That kind of puberty is called money
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I'm sitting at my little brothers friends house and they're both really young. At my brothers friends house they have dogs and at my house I have dogs. They've been barking for a bit and I got annoyed and shouted out "SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBU!" (Nobu is the name of my dog) and some random person sounds out from the back of a hallway "MAKE ME!" and I'm currently during of laughter. This is the first time I've ever been here too.
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Imagine dragons is coming to my hometown and I can't see them because we can't afford the tickets but they're my favorite band in the entire world and I would die if they didn't exist. (That's actually true, their music has saved me from multiple suicide attempts)
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