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are we really going to pretend that jason mantzoukas isn't fine as fuck. im 99% disgusted by men but i would like to climb that older gentleman like a tree. respectfully.
#taskmaster#greg davies#alex horne#channel 4#mathew baynton#stevie martin#fatiha el ghorri#rosie ramsey#jason mantzoukas#britcom#british comedy#brooklyn 99#big mouth#parks and rec#jason mantzoukas call me#the ONLY american I like#hes 53 and im 26 but the only tangible gap between us is distance and however thick that facial hair is#god bless
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If the UK government doesn't act when the madleen was flying under the jack, they won't act at all. Our proudest 20th century moment was one of small boats performing a rescue mission at dunkirk, watch how we decline to comment when those who need rescuing are brown. The shame of this. The corrosive, burning, inescapable shame.
#donald trump#us elections#usa news#kamala harris#election 2024#jd vance#lgbtq#usa#bobby kennedy#jack schlossberg#free palestine#i stand with palestine#save palestine#free gaza#gaza genocide#madleen#the madleen#greta thunberg#liam cunningham#rima hassan#bisan owda#wizard bisan#yasemin acar#baptiste andre#thiago avila#omar faiad#pascal maurieras#yanis mhamdi#suayb ordu#sergio toribio
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LGBT gangs all here !!
We got lesbian

gay
billie piper
and two ranis
#doctor who#ncuti!doctor#ncuti gatwa#Billie Piper#15th doctor#rose tyler#whoniverse#spoilers#doctor who spoilers#belinda chandra#ruby sunday#the rani#mrs flood#13th doctor#LGBT
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(blows a kiss into the wind)
for miss jack schlossberg america's sweetheart the peoples princess
#donald trump#hozier#us elections#usa news#unreal unearth#andrew hozier byrne#kamala harris#election 2024#greta van fleet#unheard#jack schlossberg#jfk#jackie kennedy#jackie onassis#caroline kennedy#bobby kennedy#ethel skakel kennedy#rfk#rfk jr#rfk confirmation hearing#kennedy family#ted kennedy#american politics#usa politics#elon musk#fuck djt#Donald trump is eight oompa loompas stacked on top of one another in a badly fitting suit#jd vance#usha vance
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it's been a distressing amount of time since someone milkshaked farage
#Nigel farage#farage#elon musk#reform uk#reform#ukip#brexit#uk elections#uk politics#uk news#England#Clacton
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"when they go low we go high" WRONG sorry ms obama i want to make jd vance cry until his kohl liner runs. they might go low but surprise!! ill go lower. ill be worse. i got no stakes in this game, i want to make some fascists feel the need to get a betterhelp subscription.
#donald trump#us elections#usa news#kamala harris#election 2024#jd vance#usha vance#michelle obama#obama
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jack schlossberg is better than me because if i were related to RFK junior id be showing up uninvited to family events and windmilling into him at high speeds. fully pulling up to functions like an aggressive inflatable man outside a car dealership. spinning like a fidget toy straight into his stupid ham face. tweets be damned, id be showing up at his window like cathy in wuthering heights dressed as the dead baby bear.
#jack schlossberg#rfk jr#donald trump#us elections#usa news#kamala harris#election 2024#confirmation hearings#rfk confirmation hearing#kennedy family#rfk#bobby kennedy#jfk#caroline kennedy#ethel skakel kennedy#ted kennedy
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Some Xitter highlights from the Elon Musk x Nigel Farage x Tommy Robinson shitstorm :)
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thomas cromwell and his fuck ass bob orchestrating the downfall of anne boleyn and her 'lovers' to elevate himself in the eyes of his unstable maniacal work wife
#anne boleyn#thomas cromwell#henry viii#wolf hall#wolf hall bbc#mark rylance#claire foy#damian lewis#mark smeaton#george boleyn#william brereton#francis weston#henry norris#henry percy#tudors#tudor england#tudor history#uk history#hilary mantel
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rip katherine howard you would've loved brat summer
#wolf hall#thomas cromwell#mark rylance#katherine howard#jane seymour#anne of cleves#catherine parr#catherine of aragon#anne boleyn#mary boleyn#thomas culpeper#tudors#henry viii#tudor era#tudor history#tudor england#charli xcx#brat#365 party girl#brat summer#she was#17/18??#when she died??#should've been at the club#this is her invitation to haunt me . we should get brunch and shit talk our exes.
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it's ok i think boq gave her the m-word pass
someone said that the way nessa enunciated "munchkin boy" was reminiscent of someone saying a slur and i really fuck with that take. 100% correct. "munchkin boy" , said with the cadence of someone about to get cancelled.
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someone said that the way nessa enunciated "munchkin boy" was reminiscent of someone saying a slur and i really fuck with that take. 100% correct. "munchkin boy" , said with the cadence of someone about to get cancelled.
#wicked#wicked movie#dancing through life#ethan slater#marissa bode#boq woodsman#nessarose thropp#me and BOQ#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#jonathan bailey#fiyero tigelaar#michelle yeoh#madame morrible#jeff goldblum#bowen yang#im team house
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wicked is an LGBT masterpiece
Lesbian (Glinda)
Green (Elphaba)
Bisexual (Fiyero)
Tinman (Boq)
honestly the real evil at play in Oz is compulsory heterosexuality
#wicked fiyero#wicked#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#johnathan bailey#jeff goldblum#michelle yeoh#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#fiyero tigelaar#lgbtq
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man! I feel like a woman
(i am experiencing the horrors)
#shania twain#donald trump#hozier#unreal unearth#us elections#andrew hozier byrne#kamala harris#unheard#usa news#election 2024#uk elections#uk politics#femisnism#feminist#4b movement#femicide
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It's not undocumented immigrants by the way. It's men. They're the risk we have to deal with every day. It's men.
#laken riley#usa news#us politics#donald trump#us elections#usa#us news#usa politics#feminism#feminist#4b movement#femicide
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Matt Gaetz was once under investigation for sex trafficking. Now he could lead the Justice Department

WASHINGTON (AP) — President-elect Donald Trump's selection for attorney general, Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida, is facing significant scrutiny due to his involvement in a sex trafficking investigation by the very Justice Department he is now poised to lead. Gaetz, who has also been investigated by the House Ethics Committee for allegations of sexual misconduct, resigned from Congress on Wednesday, effectively ending the probe into his actions.A staunch ally of Trump, Gaetz has been at the center of numerous controversies, raising doubts about his confirmation as the nation's top law enforcement official. Gaetz has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing, including claims of involvement in a sex trafficking scheme involving underage girls, asserting that the Justice Department's investigation ended without federal charges.If confirmed, Gaetz would be responsible for overseeing the Justice Department during a period of intense scrutiny, especially following Trump's repeated attacks on the department. The president has expressed anger over two criminal cases brought against him: one accusing him of attempting to overturn the 2020 election and the other involving the mishandling of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Trump, who has framed these legal battles as politically motivated, promised to exact retribution on his enemies should he return to office.The announcement of Gaetz’s selection sent shockwaves through the ranks of House Republicans. While some Republican lawmakers, such as Rep. Mike Simpson of Idaho, questioned whether Gaetz could secure Senate confirmation, others like Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska expressed doubt about Gaetz's credibility as a candidate.Although it is unlikely that Gaetz would be confirmed in time to oversee special counsel Jack Smith’s ongoing investigations—both of which are expected to conclude before Trump takes office—Smith is anticipated to leave his position, potentially releasing public reports on his work. It is unclear when these reports might be made available.In a statement released Wednesday, Trump said Gaetz would work to root out "systemic corruption" at the Justice Department and return it to its "true mission" of fighting crime and upholding the Constitution. On social media, Gaetz expressed enthusiasm, stating, "It will be an honor to serve as President Trump's Attorney General."In a post hours before the announcement, Gaetz further vowed to take aggressive action against what he described as a "weaponized government," suggesting the abolition of federal agencies like the FBI and ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives) should be on the table. If confirmed, Gaetz would oversee both agencies.The reaction from some Republicans has been one of skepticism, with concerns about whether Gaetz can secure the votes needed for confirmation, especially given his controversial history.
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having an ethel cain autumn in that the sky is grey the stench of religious fundamentalism is in the air and i live in fear of being attacked, murdered and potentially cannibalised by man
#donald trump#hozier#unreal unearth#us elections#andrew hozier byrne#kamala harris#unheard#usa news#election 2024#greta van fleet#ethel cain#american teenager#autumn#the cannibalism is very much related to the rising food costs#but nonetheless#a pressing concern#preachers daughter
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