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I was lenient and respectful I was towards OP, but I do not appreciate liars.

Merlin - Merlin’s BBC

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Coming back from the dead only to reblog this👆

Merlin: This food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Arthur: You're hot, but I still eat you

Gaius, slamming his book on the table: ONE

DINNER

Gaius: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

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Arthur: When I was your age-

Merlin: When I was your height-

Arthur:

Arthur: *storms out*

Arthur, coming back with a bucket to step on: LISTEN-

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Welcome to ACBB 2021!

ACBB on Discord!

A few of you have been enquiring about the social aspects of the challenge, and we are pleased to announce that the mods of @tavernfest​ have kindly offered to share space on their Discord server, The Tavern, for ACBB interactions!

So if you’re looking to get to know your fellow Camlads better, or you’re looking for a place to sprint with fellow fanwork creators, why not head on over? Just mention that you’re an ACBB participant when you join the server and you will be assigned the ACBB participant role and will be able to access the ACBB-Camladerie and ACBB-Snippets (a locked channel for ACBB participants to share bits of their work) channels.

If you’re not an ACBB participant this year, but would like to hang out with other Merlin fanwork creators and possibly do a casual challenge or two (but no pressure), why not join us in The Tavern for a chat at The Bar or sprints in the Tourney Field?

Please note: The Tavern is a 18+ server. Please do not join the server if you are under eighteen years old.

Not signed up yet?

Well then, why not head on over to our sign up posts and get involved! We are looking for Writers, Artists, Betas and Hype Readers!

Discord not for you?

Don’t worry, Camladerie comes in many forms! If you want to chat directly with other Merlin fans, why not stop by Merlin Chat over on Chatzy, click here for the link and password.

If you prefer a more chilled-out journaling way of interacting, we also have a members-only LiveJournal Community, camladerie, for our new and long-term ACBB creators! camladerie is a Support Community for the After Camlann Big Bang Challenge where you can connect with other ACBB participants and post questions and/or requests for help.

Feel free to stop by and make your own posts within the community!

And if you’re reading this and you’re not an After Camlann participant, we’d still love to see you. So why not join us at The Tavern or over in Merlin Chat to talk with fellow Merlin fans.

As usual, feel free to send us an Ask, or email us on aftercamlann@gmail.com with any questions or problems.

Good luck, Camlads!

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Merlin@Gilli: let's talk about the fact that you're a crazy person

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Gwaine: I have a hole in my sternum and no one would believe that I have an inverted sternum.

Gwaine: So we tried to see how many coffee beans we could fit in my sternum... Take a guess!!!

Percival: ... What- I-

Gwaine: 208 COFFEE BEANS!

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Do you have any good merthur fluff fic recks? I need ✨serotonin✨

My dear anon, I have countless!

Just fluffy fics:

Aithusa, by Clea2011

If I was a flower growing wild and free (all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee), by tehfanglyfish

Magpie, by Excaliburstark

We duel at dawn, by clotpolesonly

Love in Spring, by CallMeHopeless

Some sweet, but lightly angsty ones:

Find me, by AeonTheDimensionalGirl

Battered and Wrecked, I Come to You First, by queerofthedagger

The Third Rule, by every1isgay

Two sides, by birdie7272

Two months ago, by SippingMyTea

Some longer fics:

Smoke and Ink, by kaneshon

With Time, Anew, by bloodsongs

Mask's On, by orphan_account (if you can't find it, know it's 19k words long)

Smut heavy fics:

Noisy Neighbours, by bluevalentine69

Seed or Blood, by birdie7272

What I want you've got, it might be hard to handle, by enerra

Happy reading!!

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Merlin: What am I doing with my life? What have I done wrong?

Merlin: Maybe we're all dead and this Is hell

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Morgana: 'bout to get Arthur again

Uther: Morgana leave him alone while he's sleeping

Morgana: *pours water on Arthur*

Arthur: *chocked gasp*

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Agravaine:

Me: You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars

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Merlin: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Gaius: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Morgana: What are your strengths?

Gwen: I fall in love easily.

Morgana: Okay... and what are your weaknesses?

Gwen: Those cute eyes of yours.

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Gaius: Merlin, can I speak to you for a minute?

Merlin: Ooh, someone’s in trouble! It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Mordred: *pokes Merlin with toy sword*

Merlin: I only do that stuff with Arthur.

Mordred: ???

Merlin: Arthur and I are fighting partners, I don’t fight with anyone but him.

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Arthur, at the round table: Are we really going to let Merlin keep that dragon?

Elyan: We kept Gwaine.

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Gwaine: I've been sitting in this tavern for four hours.

Merlin: They don't come to take your order, you have to go to the counter.

Gwaine: Unbelievable.