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What my parents expect me to be: 👨🏼‍⚕️👨🏾‍🚀👩🏻‍💼👩🏼‍🎓👩🏾‍🔬👨🏻‍⚖️👮🏼

What I actually am: 🤡

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At school we have this teacher that brushes his teeth in class and could care less. When the prinicpal walked in we all thought he was gonna be in trouble HE FRICKING OFFERED ANOTHER TOOTHBRUSH TO OUR PRINCIPAL and now they are both happily walking down the hallway brushing their teeth together.

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Y’all ever wonder after you kill a bug if their parent’s are waiting up for them to get home?

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No one follows me so ima just use this account to blog portions of my life. For example today I had to rescue my brother off our roof cause my dad was chasing him with Christmas lights and my mom found a rake.

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Me: *making food at 4 in the morning*

Microwave: Who is this creepy animal and why are they staring at me like that? I'm just spinning! Nothing to see here?

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Yes I am ugly and dumb but I also have a really annoying personalit.

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Y'all ever think about how toothpaste is just lotion for your teeth?

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You know what's funny? How strict parents swear they are raising the perfect kids. Like congrats you've just raised a bunch of liars and destroyed your relationship with them. They don't know us at all, but the sad part is they are convinced that they do.

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Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bisexuals:

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This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

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Hi guys! I've just joined tumblr and dunno wtf I'm doing but if anyone wants to talk hmu :)

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😂😂 literally though

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