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Why the fuck am I so scared of never finding a romantic partner?

I’m literally going to end my bloodline

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I’ll tell ya why men hate women who are into any kind of stan culture (especially musical artists and some content creators)…

bc it’s a subculture in which mostly women are in power. It’s been known that when A LOT of women like something, it inevitably gets mega popular. And in recent years, we have found this sense of “you owe ME” and “WE pay your bills” kind of thinking.

It’s been coined as “parasocial” relationships (and just to be clear ANYONE can contribute to this) for a stan who becomes too egotistical and thinks of them self as higher than their idol. This phenomenon has caused many people with large audiences/fanbases to kind of do whatever the audience tells them to do. I mean this in the sense of “they won’t shut up I’ll just do/say the thing so they’ll move on” or “I’m not entirely comfy but I’ll do it to appease them”.

And this is the reason men hate when women like things. Women can be in the power position and men quite literally hate to see it. Because they see it happen to them.

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Okay, no guys wait what the actual fuck is “no loitering”? The fact people can’t just stand around out in public doing nothing means there was a time period where PEOPLE WOULD LITERALLY STAND OUT IN PUBLIC DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR MINUTES, HOURS, MAYBE EVEN DAYS AT A TIME SO OFTEN THAT A LAW HAD TO BE CREATED

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They were made for this prompt

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Have you ever heard of the theory of you and your soulmates being lovers in a past life but in the next they become parent/child because one loved the other so hard they wanted to protect them from everything and anything?

I think about that sometimes and cry

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Imagine a history teacher who comes to class dressed as the main character of the lesson/era (whatever’s being taught at the time) and they act like them describing the events that unfolded during their life

Comes in dressed as Cleopatra, furiously points to the screen, “You see this man? I HATE him”

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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I keep pushing, shoving, thrashing people away but all I really want is someone who will stay no matter how hard I push

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How am I supposed to convey my loneliness when it makes me feel too many emotions and no emotions all at once?

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I think the different kinds of emotions we relive really says a lot about who we are as a person

For example: I think back to the time I got really angry at my mom for giving our cat away without telling me. In the moment, I was so upset with her, but when I think about it now I don’t feel that anger anymore. However, when I think back to the time I visited my old cat after my mom gave him away, I still cry when I remember him seeing me, hissing, and swatting at me.

What kind of person are you?

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Hey so uuhhhh can someone tell me what movies have the same type of character traits bob from the incredibles has???

Ya know, like when the good guy and bad guys are PERFECT enemies and so much so that the good guy will sacrifice ANYTHING even if it means going against their own morals.

Ya know, like how the protagonist becomes so lovable and you love their story and when they’re pushed to the edge they get to have that little villain scene and it truly shows you how much they care about this thing. And the antagonist gets caught off guard….yeah

So what movies have that in it?

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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

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You know what….. I think I know what I wanna do. I wanna become one of those guys that come up with ideas. You know how in movies and shows a big business man have a meeting with a bunch of people and tell them to come up with ideas?? That’s what I want. How do I do that?

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When I say I want a woman kpop group, this is what I mean

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I can think it, but I can’t understand it

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