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Reader who just gotten over Jason death

Jason Todd: surprise! I’m back from the dead! Isn’t that exciting?

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Batsib reader: what the hell kind of noise was that?

Batman: I sneezed

Batsib reader: that was NOT a sneeze

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Family game night at Wayne mansion

Tim Drake: why are you glaring at me?

Batsib reader: I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust

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Jason Todd: I don’t like saying I told you so but-

Batsib reader: The hell you don’t it’s your favourite phrase.

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Bruce Wayne: where are your shoes

Son y/n: the giant mud puddle down the road demanded a sacrifice

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Time Drake: Did you get my note?

Y/n: of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping

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Jason Todd: are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying

Y/n: I don’t know probably both

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Red hood goons: boss wishes to be alone

Ant-villain reader: Unfortunately for him, I’m not a genie and I don’t grant wishes now, tell me where he is

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Batman: do you remember the plan, we had?

Hero reader: sure

Batman: do you remember the part, where we kill the joker

Hero reader: No?

Batman: EXACTLY! So what the hell happened?

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Dick: are you sober?

Batreader: I’m moderately functional

Dick: I’ll take that as a no

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Batreader: why are you glaring at me?

Damian: I’m hoping you spontaneously combust

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Tim and Batreader are Twins

Tim: I’m your big brother. I should be the one to protect you

Batreader: you know we’re twins, right?

Tim: yeah, but I’m the older twin

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Bat reader and the rest of the Batfamily is middle of a fight

Bat reader: lord give me patience or an untraceable handgun

Tim: don’t you mean strength?

Batreader: no I don’t

Batman done with there shit

Batman: (yelling) no killing



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Bat reader about to do something stupid

Bat reader: on a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if. . .

Jason: at least a twenty

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Y/n: come in to my office so I can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are

Crowley: Do I have a choice?

Y/n: No

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Batreader: oh, you’re still alive

Joker: Don’t sound so disappointed, I might think you don’t like me

Batreader: I don’t

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John Constantine: fed up with chaotic black magic user reader “Do me a favour when you leave today, go straight to hell

Black magic user reader: I’ll wait for you there