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Lizzie: I have a boyfriend now. Iris, encouragingly: A boyfriend? Lizzie: *Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign* Joe, gasps: Two boyfriends?!?

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Lizzie: Yeeted. Wally: Yote. Lizzie: Yeeted. Wally: Dad, can you please tell Lizzie that it's yote. Joe: I just want to know who threw Bart out the window.

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Serenity: My policy is if you see something, say something. Stephanie: I saw Damian with an axe today. Serenity, to Stephanie: Outstanding. Serenity: This is what I’m talking about people! Alfred: Dick: Wait wait wait you saw Damian with a WHAT-

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Lizzie: It's over. We won. *Behind Lizzie, the Titans of Tomorrow appear* Kaldur: Raven: Rose: M'Gann: Jaime: Garfield: *starts to point* Lizzie: No. We won. I'm not turning around and look at it. We won.

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Lizzie Allen: What? You kidnapped Lex Luthor? That's illegal! Conne Kent: What's more illegal, Liz: briefly inconveniencing Lex, or destroying the Young Justice? Lizzie Allen: Kidnapping Lex Luthor, Kon! Bart Allen: Lizzie, whatever we may think of Conner's shitty sperm donor set aside, these people are counting on you to inspire them. Lizzie Allen: To what? Kidnap people? Bart Allen: To work together. Lizzie Allen: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE? Cassie Sandsmark: I think we all agreed celebrity is not people.

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Serenity Allen: You need to grow up. Lyra Kent: What? you’re the one that needs to grow up! Serenity Allen: You grow up! Your dad makes lunches for you like, every day. Lyra Kent: That’s only cause they don’t sell crustless bread at the supermarket, bitch!

BONUS:

Damian Wayne: Your father . . . still makes you lunch? Jon Lane Kent, happily munching his crustless sandwiches: Yep!

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Alfred: I would prefer if you did spend less time on vigilantism and more on living your life and enjoying it, young miss. I don't want you to end up without any friends like Master Bruce. Bruce: What? I have friends. Serenity, surprised: You do? Dick: No, no, Wren. Bruce does have friends. Clark, Dick: Dick: I shouldn't have made that sound like I was gonna have a list.

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Serenity: Everybody used to fear and respect me. Now they think I'm some sad sack of emotion. Lyra: Hey, don't say that. I'm sure they still fear you. You're the meanest person I've ever met. Lyra: I'm scared to come out of my room most mornings 'cause I don't know what you're gonna say to me. Serenity: Really? Lyra: Yeah.

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YOUNG JUSTICE

TIM DRAKE FULL NAME: TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE-WAYNE DATE OF BIRTH: JULY 19TH, 2000 PLACE OF BIRTH: GOTHAM CITY, NEW JERSEY CODE NAMES: ROBIN, RED ROBIN, THE DRAKE, RAPTOR RELATIVES: JACK DRAKE (BIOLOGICAL FATHER); JANET DRAKE (BIOLOGICAL MOTHER); DANA WINTERS DRAKE (STEP-MOTHER); BRUCE WAYNE (ADOPTIVE FATHER); DICK GRAYSON, JASON TODD, DUKE THOMAS, DAMIAN WAYNE (ADOPTIVE BROTHERS); SERENITY ALLEN, CASSANDRA CAIN (ADOPTIVE SISTERS) ALLIFIATION: BATFAMILY, YOUNG JUSTICE, TEEN TITANS

LIZZIE ALLEN FULL NAME: ELIZABETH ROSE ALLEN DATE OF BIRTH: DECEMBER 21ST, 1998 PLACE OF BIRTH: CENTRAL CITY, MISSOURI CODE NAMES: BANSHEE, CIRCE, SCARLET CANARY RELATIVES: HENRY ALLEN (BIOLOGICAL FATHER); NORA ALLEN (BIOLOGICAL MOTHER); JOE WEST (FOSTER FATHER); SERENITY ALLEN (BIOLOGICAL SISTER); BARRY ALLEN (BIOLOGICAL BROTHER); IRIS WEST-ALLEN (FOSTER SISTER/SISTER-IN-LAW); BART ALLEN/BAR TORR (FOSTER BROTHER/CLAIMED COUSIN); WALLY WEST (FOSTER BROTHER) ALLIFIATION: TEAM FLASH, YOUNG JUSTICE, TEEN TITANS, BIRDS OF PREY, CANARY FAMILY

CASSIE SANDSMARK FULL NAME: CASSANDRA SANDSMARK DATE OF BIRTH: MAY 1ST, 2000 PLACE OF BIRTH: WASHINGTON D.C. CODE NAMES: WONDER GIRL, OLYMPIA RELATIVES: HELENA SANDSMARK (MOTHER); ZEUS (FATHER); HERA (STEP-MOTHER); DIANA PRINCE, DONNA TROY, ERIS, ARTEMIS, APHROTIDE, ATHENA, PERSEPHONE (PATERNAL HALF-SISTERS); JASON PRINCE, ARES, HEPHAESTUS, DIONYSUS, HERMES, PHOEBUS APOLLO (PATERNAL HALF-BROTHERS) ALLIFIATION: AMAZONS OF THEMYSCIRIA, YOUNG JUSTICE, GODS OF OLYMPUS, TEEN TITANS

CONNER KENT/KON-EL FULL NAME: CONNER KENT DATE OF BIRTH: MAY 1ST, 2000 PLACE OF BIRTH: CADMUS LABS CODE NAMES: PROJECT CADMUS, KR, SUPERBOY RELATIVES: CLARK KENT ("FATHER"/BIOLOGICAL TEMPLATE); LEX LUTHOR ("FATHER"/BIOLOGICAL TEMPLATE); LOIS LANE (STEP-MOTHER); LYRA KENT (ADOPTIVE SISTER); JON LANE KENT (HALF-BROTHER); JONATHAN KENT (ADOPTIVE GRANDFATHER); MARTHA KENT (ADOPTIVE GRANDMOTHER) AFFILIATION: SUPERFAMILY, YOUNG JUSTICE, TEEN TITANS

BART ALLEN/BAR TORR FULL NAME: BAR TORR/BARTHOMELOW ALLEN DATE OF BIRTH: UNKNOWN PLACE OF BIRTH: UNKNOWN CODE NAMES: IMPULSE, KID FLASH RELATIVES: UNKNOWN BIOLOGICAL FAMILY; JOE WEST (FOSTER FATHER); CECILE HORTON (FOSTER MOTHER); BARRY ALLEN, LIZZIE ALLEN (CLAIMED COUSINS/FOSTER SIBLINGS); IRIS WEST-ALLEN, WALLY WEST (FOSTER SIBLINGS) ALLIFIATION: FLASH FAMILY, YOUNG JUSTICE

CISSIE KING-JONES FULL NAME: SUZZANE KING-JONES DATE OF BIRTH: MAY 1ST, 2000 PLACE OF BIRTH: STAR CITY, CALIFORNIA CODE NAMES: ARROWETTE RELATIVES: BONNIE KING (MOTHER); BERNELL KING (FATHER); OLIVER QUEEN (LEGAL GUARDIAN) ALLIFIATION: TEAM ARROW, YOUNG JUSTICE

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Wally: Damn, the power went out. Bart: Don't worry, I got this. Bart: [shakes rapidly and starts to light up] Lizzie: Wally: What-? Bart: I swallowed a glow stick! Lizzie, on the verge of tears: wHY wOULD YOU-

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I realize that the League has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

-Lizzie, when the Justice League told her to give Raven to their custody

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Serenity: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Linda: Wow, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Lizze, watching Rose and Cassie screaming, M'Gann miserably trying to cook, Tara trying to set a sleeping Gar on fire, Conner tripping on thin air and Raven reading a book in the middle of it like nothing is happening: I don't know.

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Jason: What seems to be the problem, Officer? Serenity: Serenity: Get out of my car.

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Tim: What did you guys get as your yearbook superlatives? Bart: Nicest smile. Lizzie: Nicest personality. Conner: Most likely to start a bar fight. Cassie: Most likely to start a bar fight and win.

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Joe: For the last time - aliens aren't invading Metropolis. Wally: Well they're not anymore! Lizzie: Someone took them out while you were lecturing us. Barry: *walking past them* You're welcome.