anthropomorphicspider
anthropomorphicspider
I’m Bored
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20 y/o nb person. They/Them. I think I’m becoming real.
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anthropomorphicspider · 2 months ago
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If I had money I’d be so into online shopping for expensive eco-friendly alternatives to shit I use
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anthropomorphicspider · 2 months ago
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Aaa I love Varessa so much. I just played Genshin for the first time in months and she’s precious. I saw a post on Reddit from here complaining about her being a cow-girl who eats all the time as if she’s genshin’s resident fat person who’s a terrible representation of body variation. But oh after reading about her and trying her out, it’s worse. She eats so much to bulk up. She’s a luchador. She’s fucking adorable. She’s their resident muscle girl. This girl.
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anthropomorphicspider · 4 months ago
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Run some clothes with your towels. Smaller loads are easier to fold and put away right when they get finished, instead of waiting for a good time to fold a basket of clothes. Run some clothes with your bedding. It saves energy, too.
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anthropomorphicspider · 5 months ago
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“So are apples like… really horny?”
Botany professor: “YES!”
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anthropomorphicspider · 5 months ago
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People in the kink community are literally the most respectful individuals you will ever meet.
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anthropomorphicspider · 6 months ago
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Everyone is complex and everyone deserves understanding.
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anthropomorphicspider · 8 months ago
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We are not only infinitely insignificant in relation to the third dimension, our infinite universe, but we are infinitely insignificant in relation to the fourth dimension, all time.
We are only the first intelligent species on our planet. Others will evolve long after we and every other species on the planet is gone, and depending on the extinction event they may never have any idea we were here before them.
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anthropomorphicspider · 8 months ago
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We are only the first intelligent species on our planet. Others will evolve long after we and every other species on the planet is gone, and depending on the extinction event they may never have any idea we were here before them.
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anthropomorphicspider · 9 months ago
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While researching for a college essay I came across the article that passively made the claim “internet connection can be bad because it enables people to connect with each other and organize protests” and I just feel like that’s the big division in the world idk guys I’m high
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anthropomorphicspider · 9 months ago
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GUYS I JUST REALIZE I STUDY BETTER WHEN IT’S LATE BECAUSE IN THE DARK THERE’S LESS TO DISTRACT ME THIS IS REVILUTIONARY
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anthropomorphicspider · 11 months ago
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Shit you guys (I know you don’t give a shit 0 notes) I’m quite high and for the last hour and a half I’ve had my earbud playing (pretty loudly bc I had been listening on the bus and never turned it down) in my left ear (the right one maxes out way earlier so I don’t use it unless it’s quiet). Now, I wasn’t high when I started listening, and I got high while still listening, and have been high getting ready a good reward setup bc I’ve had a productive week while listening. Then I sat down to watch death note (I’m 19) (gay) (living away from family for the first time) and realized I had a soundtrack that I had entirely forgotten was there while bopping my head to it. So I paused the music and it was the most freaky feeling god damn. I got dizzy from it. Well anyway not gonna waste anymore of my congratulatory high on this shit you fuckasses
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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Watching Glee and omg it has the best pilot ever??? Like how could anybody watch that and not need to invest a gajillion dollars??? So much happens in so little time and you need to know what happens next and it’s so hopeful! Call me a geek but honestly could not believe that was all one episode and I love all of it.
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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im just gonna… nsfw… i apologize to those who enter the tags….
Watching Glee and omg it has the best pilot ever??? Like how could anybody watch that and not need to invest a gajillion dollars??? So much happens in so little time and you need to know what happens next and it’s so hopeful! Call me a geek but honestly could not believe that was all one episode and I love all of it.
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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Watching Glee and omg it has the best pilot ever??? Like how could anybody watch that and not need to invest a gajillion dollars??? So much happens in so little time and you need to know what happens next and it’s so hopeful! Call me a geek but honestly could not believe that was all one episode and I love all of it.
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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GUYS GUESS WHAT I TOTALLY HAVE A LAPTOP NOW (and I’m using it to watch Shrek alone high asf in the bed I share with my partner. How did my life get this good)
I wish I had a laptop so I could play papa’s freezeria rn
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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There was a post on here saying a theory that Shrek never had a name because he was never asked it before, so he hesitated and said the word שרעק (shrek: fear, terror) as that was all anyone called him. Now watching the movie (for the first time all the way through, and I’m very high) and with that theory in mind, a lot of small things line up with it. (Writing this after the scene at 58:50) Small hesitations before saying it and different reactions when hearing it. I just think it’s a cool headcannon that makes the movie richer.
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anthropomorphicspider · 1 year ago
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I love it when characters in books or shows go on rants about something specific but generally relatable. The writers speaking so clearly through the characters and letting them yell and bitch about the things they want to yell and bitch about.
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