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Reblog if you

- have a crush on a tumblr blogger

- have been abducted by aliens

- have a secret guilty pleasure

- are in love with a fictional character

- pick your nose

- are in the closet

- ever commited a crime

- have a mental illness

- like sweets

No one will know which ones you reblogged it for ;)

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Nostalgia.

You read the book in middle school. It can’t be THAT sad 🙄

The book:

The outsiders supremacy 

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*Wipes tears from eyes* It's beautiful, just beautiful!

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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Halloween Part 3

*It has been 4 months since part 2. Oswald is in this part *

Edward: *Watching out a window at the Iceberg Lounge* I can't believe it is still going on...How has the Bat not stopped him by now? I would congratulate Jon...if we hadn't broken things off.

Oswald: Did you really break things off though, Eddie? I mean all you told him is that you wanted a break.

Edward: Yeah, a break from our relationship.

Oswald: Obviously you're still thinking about him.

Edward:.....

Oswald: I have a brilliant idea, Eddie! You and I can go to the local museum and steal some aftifacts. You can even leave some clues behind. You always loved doing that.

Edward: *Sighs and flings his arms out dramativally* It isn't the same! There is no challenge, no excitement, no thrill of the chase! There is no point!

Oswald: Eddie...

Edward: I'm sorry, Ozzie. I know you're just trying to help.

Oswald: Maybe you just need to stretch your limbs. Get out of the constant hustle and bustle of this nightmare for a little bit. I can arrange for a car to drop you off in a more secluded and quiet area where you can think, if you want?

Edward: Yes, that actually sounds really good Oswald. These past few months I may have taken a break from Jon, but I haven't taken a true break from all the chaos that was created.

Oswald: Then I will get that arranged, my dear friend.

Edward: Thank you.

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Hope all of you liked this part, I decided to bring some of the rogues in. I will probably add more in the future. Hope you have a great morning/night and an excellent life! Thank you for reading!

Here is part 2:

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No idea if anyone else feels this way, but I kind of want to see more movies like Maleficent where the villian isn't completely the bad guy. I especially want to see this for Captain Hook since in one of the original scripts it actually had Peter Pan as the villian. Just think it would be kind of cool. Anyone else agree?

Also, I know about OUAT Captain Hook but I just want more of a like Peter Pan (2003) Captain Hook, but as a not complete villian.

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Halloween Part 2

Edward: It has been three straight months of Halloween. The bat is still trying to figure it out and I know that you love this, but could we just have one day off of not running around and terrorising people?

Jonathan: Edward, due to the amount of time I have had without the bat on my tail I almost perfected my new toxin. If I finish this I don't have to constantly replace my lab rats because they won't die of a heartattack.

Edward: But Jon-

Jonathan: I am not hearing an argument Edward. This is final. Once I finish we can have a day to ourselves.

Edward: Oh, you make me want to jump of a building. I supposedly gave you this brilliant idea, but yet you don't even give me the time of day. It took you about 6 months just to figure out how to make Halloween! You hung out with a bunch of different rogues so you could put your plan into action and for the past three months you have done nothing but test your toxin and kidnap endless amounts of individuals! Do you know how many times I had to clean up after you, make sure you get some sleep, and make sure you eat! Not once do you say thanks or have a nice, relaxing day with me...............I'm tired Jon. I just want a day with us.

Jonathan: *sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose* Just give me a little more time, Edward.

Edward: And then it will be more time, and more time, and more time, and so on.

Jonathan: Edward, stop being so childish!

Edward: *Throws his hands in the air* What do you not understand? I just want one day with you, one day.

Jonathan: Edwa-

Edward: No! You know what Jon, I am taking my break with or without you.

*Edward grabs his coat and cane and storms out the door*

Jonathan: Fine! I don't need your help, I can get more done without you constantly blabbering! Take as long as a break as you need.

(Well, here is part 2. Hope you guys like it. There will definitely be another part. I am hoping to make part 3 sometime this week or weekend. It will probably have some drama like this one, but it will get better.

If there are any questions, requests, or suggestions please let me know.

Thank you for reading and have an amazing day/night and a wonderful life!

Oh right and here is part one:

I have never done a link before, so I hope this works...

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Halloween Part 1

Edward: Halloweens coming up.

Jonathan: Yes, the perfect time to grab victims off the street and try my new doses of fear toxin!

Edward: I-

Jonathan: Or I could just try it out on the entire city!

Edward: Well-

Jonathan: I could also put the entire city into the dark ages. Nothing but fear and no one to save them, even the bat would have trouble in a complete blackout......Of course I would need your help though....

Edward: I was going to say that we could ignore all plans of sending the city into the dark ages, even though its a very good idea, and terrifying some people. Instead, we can just watch some horror movies, have a nice dinner, and relax.

Jonathan: Hmm...it does sound nice, but Halloween only comes once a year. Maybe we can save that for another day Edward.

Edward: But-

Jonathan: Actually, you gave me a brilliant idea, Edward. Halloween only comes once a year, but what if I made it come more often.

Edward: Jon-

Jonathan: Oh Edward, I loathe to say this, but you are absolutely amazing and I could just kiss you.

Edward: Aww, Jon, that is so-

Jonathan: But first, I need to start working!

*Jonathan runs into the lab slamming the door*

Edward: Jonathan Crane!!!

(Should I make a second part to this? Or maybe make a full fanfic?

I never put this on the other ones, but if you have any requests, by all means ask.

Also, the title may change...)

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Edward: *Hanging up green question mark lights in his apartment* Jonathan: Why do you do this? Edward: Why not? Jonathan: It's annoying. Edward: Jon, it's the holidays, I'm just trying to make this place a tad more cheerful. Jonathan: I hate it. Edward: You don't hate it, you're just jealous. Jonathan: Jealous? Of those ghastly things? I think not. Edward: Don't worry, dear. I got just the thing to brighten your mood. Jonathan: Edward.....no. Edward don't you dare. I will bring out your worst fears. Edward! Edward: *Brings out a bundle of crow shaped lights* Aren't they the best, Jon? I had to get them on Etsy because I couldn't find them anywhere else and of course they are all tangled... Jonathan: Edward....just put them back. Edward: Come on, Jon. They are very nice and I went through so much trouble to get them. I will even help put them up when I get back. Jonathan: *Sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose.* ------- *Later when Edward gets back* Edward: Okay, I'm ready to help-Oh. Jonathan: What? *The crow lights are hung around the perimeter of the room.* Edward: I thought you didn't like them. Jonathan: They were nice...don't give me that smug look or I will pack them all up and return them. Edward: Okay, I won't say a word.......I knew you would like them though. Jonathan: Oh be quiet. Edward: I love you. Jonathan: *grumbles* Yes, yes, love you too. You better not expect anything like this from me again.

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The Clock

The clock chimed, the sound echoing through the house, bouncing off of the empty walls and through the open hallways. The house was vacant, paint peeling down the walls in long strips, the white surfaces turned a horrid yellow color, the beautiful front door boarded up; cob webs hanging off of the knob.

The air was still and old as the ticking of the clock began anew, then a loud grinding sound that would send chills up the spine echoed as the clocks hands were forced backwards in a counter clockwise motion, it span and span endlessly. The dust on the fireplace underneath the clock started to disappear, showing off polished marble. The carpet in front of the fireplace bloomed, bright red flowers and tan leaves curling around in a intricate design. Couches and armchairs appeared out of thin air, brand new with deep brown colors. The wall paper renewed becoming a pearl white color with lovely floral designs. Portraits and paintings of landscapes and people appeared in the hallways, the hard wood floors redone a magnificent reddish brown color. The dust and residue vanished into nonexistence.

The front door handle rattled as keys were fitted on the other side, the door flung open letting in three children who ran with their backpacks on, to the living room. The oldest child, a girl with blonde hair and green eyes, whipped out a book and began flipping through the pages. The other two kids sat down pulling out math sheets and asking for answers to different questions. An older woman with blonde hair and blue eyes walked in, asking what they wanted for lunch. A smile spread across their faces shouting, "Chicken Nuggets!"

Fifteen minutes later the clock chimes again, it rings out slightly deafened by the talking kids, but then it's silent. They have all disappeared as if swallowed up by the floor, the couches are covered in sheets, the carpet is covered in plastic, and the walls are bare. The pictures in the hallways are gone, there is bright yellow caution tape hanging from the door knob and small yellow triangles lay on the floor, scattered with numbers emblazoned into the plastic. The happiness is gone, sucked out of the air, the house is dark, no light peeking in through the windows, it's silent.

The clock chimes again, another hour has begun. The world changes again, dust and dirt has regathered on the floors and walls, the paint on the walls has faded and the floor boards creek dangerously. The caution tape and triangles are gone, the door rattled and it's suddenly shoved open with an enormous force. Four young adult males trudge into the house, all of them are chattering in hushed voices. Two of them hold cameras filming the interior of the household, one of them begins the introductions.

"Welcome back, everyone. Today we are looking into an old house where a few murders occurred." Vloggers; simply here to look for the supernatural and to find something new. There isn't anything new about this place though and soon enough they are deciding whether or not they should just go, it's the same old same old for them. The clock chimes yet again before a deduction can be made and yet again they disappear; filled with a blank space. The scenery reverts right back to the way it was at the beginning, peeled wallpaper, yellowed paint, dust filled hallways, emptiness.

I head to the back door, unlocking it and slipping out into the warm summer air. Crickets chirp inside the long grass, dew clings to the world, shining in an otherworldly way. I walk off the back porch, just another shadow of the past to disappear into the night. I hear another chime of a clock, but I'm not sure if it's from the house I just left. I clamber into my patrol car and report over the radio.

"Just another false disturbance."

The lights flicker on in the abandoned house, but I paid them no mind. It was just the same old, same old.

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Cross-posted from deviantart and wattpad accounts. I have this as a short story, but if anyone likes it maybe I will add more.

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Edward: So, I was talking to Harley, Ivy, and Selina.

Jonathan: Okay...

Edward: And they came up with a name for us.

Jonathan: A name?

Edward: You know, like a couples name, a ship name.

Jonathan: And?

Edward: They call it Scriddler.

Jonathan: Scriddler? Sounds like scribbler.

Edward: Yes, well I was thinking...

Jonathan: *arches eyebrow*

Edward: The next time we do a heist or take down the bat together I say, "Scriddle me this!" Then we proceed with what we were doing.

Jonathan: No.

Edward: What?

Jonathan: No, you are not allowed to do this.

Edward: But-

Jonathan: No, and I don't want to hear that word again.

*Later when Edward is busy Jonathan proceeds to write Scriddler on one of his journal pages.*

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I have decided to do a series (of sorts) of posts describing the differences and similarities of books to movies. The first one I will be starting with is Jurassic Park, I will first go through the differences of a certain character to their movie counterpart. Then I will go through the main event and plot changes between the book and the movie.

I will start by analyzing Alan Grant and the differences in character between movie and book.

Differences:

In the book Grant is desribed as a barrel-chested, bearded man of forty. Meanwhile, in the movie script he was described as being in his mid-thirties and looking ragged.

He is not in a relationship with Ellie Sattler.

He actually enjoys being around kids unlike the movie where he seems very disenterested in them.

In the book he had a wife, who's name we don't know, that ended up dying of unknown causes.

He also wears a hawaiin shirt, unlike the solid colored ones he is seen wearing in the movie.

I believe these are all the differences of his character between the book and the movie. If I have missed any please let me know. This is only part one, I will be doing all of the major characters including Ed Regis. Plot and event differences will be covered last, after all the character differences are finished.

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Hi, so I get your point and I somewhat agree. I just thought this would be something to laugh at, not to be analyzed. Hope you have a nice day/night.

Dick: So I made a Father's Day card. Want to read it?

Tim: Sure.

Damian: Okay.

Jason: Not really, but I guess I could.

The card: Thank you for being an amazing father and teaching us all that you have. We hope you have a wonderful day!

Tim: So, there are a few issues.

Dick: Okay.

Damian: I wouldn't say he was an amazing father, mediocre at best.

Dick: I suppose that's true.

Tim: He taught us to dress up and run all over the city beating people up and putting our lives at stake.

Jason: I hope he has a horrible day and I thank him for nothing.

Dick: Well......*He makes a few changes*I guess this will do.

*On Father's Day*

Dick: We made you a card.

Bruce: Oh, thank you. *Opens the card*

The card: Father.

Bruce: Is it incomplete?

Jason: No, we just couldn't think of any significantly good qualities.

Damian: I wanted to put, "You are a successful billionaire", but Dick said no.

Tim: We had a lot of trouble.

Bruce: ...

Dick: Oh yeah, Alfred we got you a card!

Alfred: Thank you, Master Dick, you shouldn't have.

The card: Thank you so much for everything you have done. Thank you for always being and taking care of us, for making excellent food, and helping raise us. You are like a father to us! We love you!

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Hey ya'll so in the reply area can you tell me whether or not I should keep this particular post. If I get enough replies telling me to take it down I will, I don't want to cause any issues or arguments so please let me know. Thank you for replying

Dick: So I made a Father's Day card. Want to read it?

Tim: Sure.

Damian: Okay.

Jason: Not really, but I guess I could.

The card: Thank you for being an amazing father and teaching us all that you have. We hope you have a wonderful day!

Tim: So, there are a few issues.

Dick: Okay.

Damian: I wouldn't say he was an amazing father, mediocre at best.

Dick: I suppose that's true.

Tim: He taught us to dress up and run all over the city beating people up and putting our lives at stake.

Jason: I hope he has a horrible day and I thank him for nothing.

Dick: Well......*He makes a few changes*I guess this will do.

*On Father's Day*

Dick: We made you a card.

Bruce: Oh, thank you. *Opens the card*

The card: Father.

Bruce: Is it incomplete?

Jason: No, we just couldn't think of any significantly good qualities.

Damian: I wanted to put, "You are a successful billionaire", but Dick said no.

Tim: We had a lot of trouble.

Bruce: ...

Dick: Oh yeah, Alfred we got you a card!

Alfred: Thank you, Master Dick, you shouldn't have.

The card: Thank you so much for everything you have done. Thank you for always being and taking care of us, for making excellent food, and helping raise us. You are like a father to us! We love you!

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Edward: I'm going out with Query and Echo. Don't miss me too much!

Jonathan: I am not going to miss you, this is prime time to do my latest test with my new fear toxin.

Edward: Okay. Whatever you say.

*Edward leaves and several hours go by with Jonathan starting to get worried (even though he would deny that)*

Edward: I'm home, dear. Did you miss me?

Jonathan: Where have you been? I called you five time and you never answered!

Edward: Oh, right. I put my phone on silent. Were you worried?

Jonathan: I was not worried, you pompous idiot.

Edward: Oh, that reminds me. I just came back to get my jacket. It's getting cold and I will be staying out the rest of the night. So-

Jonathan: *Grabs Edward and starts dragging him to their room* I think not. You have been gone all day and tonight it is going to rain. We are going to go to bed now.

Edward: Ha ha. I knew you missed me. I wasn't really going to go back out.

Jonathan: Shut up and stop being so childish.

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Edward: I love you.

Jonathan: Mhmm

Edward:......I said, 'I love you.'

Jonathan: Yes, I'm aware of that.

Edward: So..?

Jonathan: Just because you said that does not mean I need to respond.

Edward: Well, I guess I'll just go somewher I'm appreciated.

*Walks out of the room indignantly*

Jonathan: *After Edward is out of earshot* I love you too.

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Dick: So repeat after me.

Jason: Okay.

Dick: I love-

Jason: I love-

Dick: Br-

Jason: Br-

Dick: Bru-

Jason: Bru-

Dick: Bruce. I love Bruce.

Jason: Brushes. I love brushes.

Dick: You know what, I give up.

Jason: Should have given up at the start.

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Otto: I could crush you, Peter!

Peter: All I heard was crush and Peter.

Otto: What?

Peter: Don't worry I feel the same.

Otto: No, that's not what I meant.

Peter: Crush and Peter. Crush. Peter. CRUSH.