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Friendly reminder that Tony Stark dies this year 👎🏽

Friendly reminder that Tony Stark dies next year 👍🏽

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Tony: Hey Pet--why are you on fire? Peter: This is just how my day’s going.

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Friendly reminder that Tony Stark dies next year 👍🏽

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Matt Murdock: I'm your lawyer, Mr Parker, you have to tell me everything. Don't hold anything back.

Peter, choking up: I signed up for club penguin without parental permission

Matt:

Matt: once again, not really what I meant

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Peter: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for your hands?

Tony: AMBIDEXTROUS??

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Tony: Watch out Peter! Enemy on the left!

Peter: *makes L’s with both his hands* Which way is left?

Tony: 3 o’clock Peter!

Peter, confused: No, it’s 4:15 and I don’t know what you want from me.

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Tony: I could kill you if I wanted.

Natasha: Yeah? So could anyone else. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck.

Tony: ....

Natasha: You’re not special.

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Tony: I could kill you if I wanted.

Natasha: Yeah? So could anyone else. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck.

Tony: ....

Natasha: You’re not special.

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Steve: What’s trending right now kids?

Peter: Pain.

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Peter after becoming an Avenger: So here’s the tea -

Tony: For the last time, kid, it’s called a “briefing”.

Peter: Do you want the tea or not?

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Steve: Where’s the first aid kit?

Tony: Behind the bar.

Steve: This is just whiskey.

Tony: There’s also gin.

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Steve: Where’s the first aid kit?

Tony: Behind the bar.

Steve: This is just whiskey.

Tony: There’s also gin.

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Peter after becoming an Avenger: So here’s the tea -

Tony: For the last time, kid, it’s called a “briefing”.

Peter: Do you want the tea or not?

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[police sirens]

Peter, an Avenger: they’re coming for me...

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You know what would be hilarious? If Peter Parker grew up with a massive grudge against Tony Stark. Like, six-year-old force of a dying star hatred. May had no idea where he got it from if he saw an angry bit on tv or what, but it was just one of his quirks. Obviously, he grew out of it even if May still teases him about it. He gave Tony an essay he wrote back in 2nd grade about how much he hates him and how stupid his goatee looks as a birthday card and Pepper had it framed.

omg i love that lmao

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Thor: you promised you wouldn’t get me bees again.

Loki, from a distance: just open it!