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writers who infatilize the x reader in stories DISGUST me. why the hell are we making grabby hands and begging for toddler-like princess treatment ???

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some days i still taste the dirt

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Batman is great with kids. He's kind, he's gentle, he's patient. But never towards his own.

A tragedy of Bruce being a parent, stopping seeing his kids as kids.

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this is even funnier because I am a teenage girl.

"age gap" this, "young reader", that!!!

NO. give me age SIMILAR reader. I don't want that bs age gap. I want reader close if not same age as x character.

FUCK young reader

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this is actually me btw every time I post this is what I mean

Dating old men with their old man habits and hobbies. Yes, you can hear their knees pop everytime they stand up. Yes, they groan everytime they sit down. Sometimes he asks for back rubs when he's a particularly long day. However, its the tender moments that count. The way he opens doors for you, the way he holds your hand when crossing the street, or him remembering flowers for birthdays or anniversaries. So, yes you date an older man but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Bruce Wayne, John Price, Logan

[batshitcraz]

"age gap" this, "young reader", that!!!

NO. give me age SIMILAR reader. I don't want that bs age gap. I want reader close if not same age as x character.

FUCK young reader

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I need phillip graves. that man is cunt and also a cunt.

I want to lick him. his fuck ass hair? let me pull it out. his nose? I'm going to bite it. his voice? I'm taking his vocal chords.

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you ever see someone and you physically can't restrain yourself

I feel like I should throw myself into a ward because of my behavior. in what world am I socially acceptable

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"wolverine is 5'3-" "blah blah blah he's short-"

okay? oil up my short king I'm grabbing the strap

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I want need to climb hugh jackmans legs why are they so long drool face emoji

and HIS HAIR I need to grab the tips and shake him around

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i was asking 'why didn't wolverine lose his pants if he lost his shirt' and the more I thought about it the more it made sense

it'd be too powerful

despite this, I, a female, got a boner in the theaters 😍😍😍

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this is so true

please you don't understand the things I'd do if I ever got my hands on phillip graves

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please you don't understand the things I'd do if I ever got my hands on phillip graves

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looking up the calories in cough drops LMFAOOOO

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peg him with his own merch I'm sure he'd like it

Eric Kripke, you're not finished until we see Homelander being pegged.

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if my hands ever end up on a blue collar worker, my ass is NOT letting go.

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I am genuinely so dumb I feel so terrible. like how did I ever get past seventh grade??? I have forgotten EVERYTHING.