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If you’re watching that HBO max show version of Harry Potter after everything I mean this genuinely:

FUCK YOU.

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Hey so this hurt, enjoy it!

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If anyone has been on TikTok recently they’ve probably seen the discourse around Remus Lupin’s wand having a knot….& all I have to say is nobody should be shocked…

Knotting right at the base is the nature of the beast I fear (iykyk).

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Desperately need fics of James choosing Regulus over Sirius…I NEED FIRST CHOICE REG FICS!

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Regulus: you’re so soft for me

James: hey that’s not even true

Regulus: you cried yesterday when i accidentally put your shirt on instead of mine

James: *biting his knuckles remembering how small he looked*

James: *choked up* i think you’re exaggerating slightly

Regulus: where are all my shirts, James

James: wow that’s so weird i’m not sure but you can wear mine until you find them

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Do you guys think Regulus was ever playfully teasing James but then actually struck a nerve and so James just kind of sat there smiling awkwardly and Regulus was like. Uhm. Fuck.

And that’s how he started to realize that James wasn’t just some cocky pretty boy, and it was humanizing moments like that which took Regulus’s feelings towards James from a crush to actual love

Do you guys think Jegulus fell in love through insults

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James: I'm cold

Regulus: I can set you on fire

James: :(

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TikTok/Vine audios I love for marauders characters that I think they’d quote religiously & why (some are self explanatory tbh):

James: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

(no one can convince me that he wouldn’t have this completely memorized just bc he felt like it…)

Sirius: On all levels except physical, I am a wolf…*barks at random 1st years*

(bc of course he would)

Remus: 🎶 Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book! 🎶

(he’s a chronic reader who likes dick…this is Remus Lupin’s anthem)

Peter: You’re not autistic. You’re just a little silly…and you cry when you have to leave the house, but that’s unrelated.

(this is what he mumbles to himself every single day he gets out of bed to get ready for classes)

Lily: I never found you funny, I never found you entertaining, I never found you smart. I just found you annoying.

(this is the exact script Lily pulls out every time James is walking up to her on the off chance he might try to shoot his shot again…she ain’t playing)

Marlene: Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is GAY!

(is what I imagine Marlene would’ve said to Lily post Hogwarts in the Order after she married James…)

Mary: HELP! HE’S ESCAPING! THE KILLER IS ESCAPING…HELP ME!

(1000% would scream this at like the top of her lungs in the gryffindor common room at like 5 am bc if she has to be up so do you)

Pandora: Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-po Po-ppi-po-ppi-po-ppo-po

(do I really need to explain why her audio is just silly little noises?)

Regulus: I could, for example, put my head through that window & like slam the window down on my head & like chop my head off…

(I just know that’s his final warning that he’s over having to continue a conversation)

Barty: I woke up this morning, & I felt like absolute garbahge…for anybody who wants to know what garbahge is…it’s French for trash.

(It’s absolutely not, but he knows it gets Regulus riled up every time he does this, so he does it frequently)

Evan: What the fuck…is this allowed?! What the fuck…is that allowed?!

(every time he sees Barty with someone or Regulus leaving to meet with James, his asexual ass HAS to comment on it)

Dorcas: I just wanted to use the restroom *panicked noises* but now I’m so confused…am I womf? am I a womf?!

(lowkey would start calling herself a womf to cope with the experience)

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Barty: so Remus or James?

Regulus: raw, next question

Evan: you didn't even answer the question

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Have u ever thought about cam boy Regulus??? James starting as a subscriber, then buying private shows from Reg, the possibilities🫦

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You understand me dove. We have officially connected neurons.

NSFW (but not the most nsfw I’ve written)

James would have his shirtless chest as his pfp and regulus would assume he was using a random photo he found online.

James would start off doing smaller donations on stream with messages like “you’re so beautiful” “gods I want you so bad rn” “please cum for me” etc. He then starts ordering customs from regulus. He starts with photos, just asking to see regulus after he cums or in a skirt or something, but eventually moves on to full videos.

Mind you him and regulus are dming this entire time. Regulus originally treats him like any other client but he slowly starts letting his guard down around the goofy flirty man in his dms.

Regulus is feeling hot and bothered one night and desperately wants to know what prongs (James online name) sounds and looks like so he slides into his DMs with a photo of him wearing lingerie James bought him with the caption “Care to help me tonight prongs?” James immediately goes fucking feral and responds with an absolute “gods yes baby”. They start texting and regulus eventually asks “wanna see how much I affect you~”

James replies with a pretty basic (but still art like) photo of his rock hard dick. Regulus wasn’t expecting him to be so big and girthy so he finds himself squeezing his thighs and getting wetter just looking at the picture. He sends James a photo of how wet he is for him and asks for James to tell him what to do. Regulus begs for James to send him a video of him cumming, needing to know what this Adonis sounds like.

“Fuck yes baby. So fucking good and all for me. Is that right love?” James sends as a voice note to help regulus along. Regulus finds himself responding out loud, as if James was actually there and could hear him. The voice note works its magic though and regulus sends James a video of him cumming while moaning out prongs. James sends his own video in response before they both get offline to clean up.

They keep talking and James keeps sending regulus money for customs. One day he asks how much it would be for a private video call and regulus just responds with “For you baby, it’s completely free. Call me at *phone number*”. Regulus knows he’s in love with this man and so he impulsively sends his phone number, hoping he’ll be able to finally see prongs’ face.

One thing leads to another and regulus finds out James is best friends with his long lost brother and lives like 15 minutes away.

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james potter all sweaty with strained muscles after a quidditch match but still having the strength to fuck regulus against the shower wall and spread him apart like it's nothing.

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I almost feel like putting myself through CR lol…but I’m unsure…

Liiiike…Choices was my first Jegulus fic…is Crimson Rivers devastating like that?

Like how bad we talking here lol…

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If you’ve ever found yourself thinking “how tf could Jegulus ever work??”/“how do people make it make sense??”

Then you’ve come to the right place, allow me to explain in simplest terms:

1. James has a degradation kink

2. Regulus has a praise kink

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk!

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Regulus: -s so annoying! He keeps talking to me and doesn't even care if I say no- Barty: Oh. Just fuck him. Regulus: I- Regulus: Regulus: Why the fuck is that your solution to everything? Barty, scoffing: No it's not- Regulus: Last time I told you about how annoying the Mandrakes were in Herbology you told me to "Fuck them"- Barty: Not like that! Regulus: You began telling me about ways I could put it in- Barty: OKAY I GET IT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Regulus: I SHOULD SHUT UP? YOU SHOULD SHUT UP YOU CUNT-

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Regulus: Until I fell in love with you, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

James: So you were gay... and then you realized that you were Even More Gay.

Regulus:

Regulus: Yes.

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Sirius asks James where home is…James answers in typical fashion, “where the heart is…” what he really wants to say is where Regulus is…but Sirius doesn’t need to know that those two things are interchangeable just yet…

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Coraline & Wybie are very Jegulus to me…ya know?