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A poem about sharts (emotional)

(Best when read in a finnish accent)

Shart, so much wetter than a fart

I thought I could trust my asshole, turns out I couldn't

I ripped a fat one thinking it was just air, until I felt poo in my rear

Had to leave class, liquid bricks dripping from my ass

Shouldn't have pressed so hard for I am now scarred

The smell was horrible, I nearly fainted

My minecraft boxers are now painted 

Shit, that Taco Bell from last night really hit.

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found family trope: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

found family trope but they’re misfits, outcasts, and criminals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Father issues

Look, I know I have father issues (I literally admitted to it), but that doesn't stop you from being a decent human being and leaving the matter alone.

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I am going to die (as if I wasn't an immortal, night-stalking specimen)

Okay, I might regret putting this on here later but right now I could care less.

Theres this teacher at my school and he's honestly so fine. Maybe it's just my obvious father-issues, but I'm like a little too obsessed with him. Not in a weird stalker way though, like I swear I'm not a stalker! Do I even have him as a teacher in any subjects? No! I just happen to know an alarming amount of things about him and my brain stops working when he's in my line of sight. Me personally, I would just call that doing research, considering he's quite well-known in the town I live in and there's just a bunch of information about him on the web.

Obviously, I've made a fool out of myself infront of this teacher too many times. Many of the times I wasn't even aware that he was like right behind me when I said outrageous stuff. One time at school I was discussing music with my friend (specifically hard rock) and I just get this wonderful idea for a joke. So, I look them dead in the eye, raise my eyebrow humorously and say: "Hard rock or hard as a rock? Well, I'm both."

After telling my amazing joke, I turn around and the teacher is right there. He looked confused, like extremely confused. His confusion probably had something to do with the fact that he's genuinely like 60 years old. The embarrassment is real.

Alright, the main reason for this blog post was so that I could tell you about what happened yesterday.

I was out with my two of my friends, Will and Percy. We're walking somewhere relatively close to my house and we see a car on the road heading the opposite direction that we are. I take a look at the vehicle and I realize: "Shit, is that his car?" The car passes us and I kinda quickly glance at it. I see an arm for like a split second and go: "Fuck, that is him!" I still don't know how I clocked that so quickly. Not to mention this was the second time I had recognized him by an arm. All I can think of right now is what the hell he was doing on this side of town?

The worst thing about this is I have to talk to him due to an assignment. It was fine when he didn't know I existed, now that he does know I exist though...

I can't deal with this, Monday is gonna be so awkward.

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Reading this might make you feel better!

I'm assuming that everyone has felt embarrassed about things they've done, so here are some things that I've done and felt embarrassed about to make you feel better!

Once, I think in 5th grade, I wore those clip-on cat ears with the bells on them. Now, it wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't worn them TO SCHOOL, IN PUBLIC SPACES THAT WEREN'T CONVENTIONS AND MANY, MANY, MANY PLACES BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

I used to "Naruto run" , do that one specific pose and say "MAH CHILD!" , call grown ass men "SMOL CINNAMONROLLS" and "INNOCENT BEANS" ( I was super into K-pop, was it that obvious?) , talk in a "BABY-VOICE" , etc.

I used to STALK my "senpai" (It was a dark time) and threaten anyone who went near him (I was in my Yandere simulator phase). Once I got a hold of his number I texted him and he blocked me almost instantly (I cried myself to sleep that night).

I was a huge pick-me and tried to be "one of the boys" to the point where I actually wore a FORTNITE SHIRT to school.

I used to spam my class groupchat with unfunny memes.

Once I HOWLED and SCREECHED for "MY PACK" at school because I was convinced I was a LEGENDARY WOLF-DEMON HYBRID PRINCESS.

I used to actually sing FIGHT SONG when I got mad at someone.

I used to watch SSSniperwolf 💀

I "Junko posed" in NORMAL CONVERSATIONS. Someone could've asked me how my day was and I'd be standing there looking like this:

10. I was buying caesar chicken wraps earlier this year and when I went to pay my card didn't go through, so I tried again and again, but it just wouldn't go through so the guy working at the register suggested I punched in my code. As if my card not going through wasn't embarrassing enough, I had forgotten my code! So I reach into my bag for my phone, on which I have my code saved. I rummage around the bag for a while until I realize I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE! I explain this to the guy at the register, who then tells me to go get my phone and come back for my wraps. I was so grateful this opportunity had been granted, so I ran out of the store to the nearest bus stop and waited for a few minutes. I got on the bus, got home, grabbed my phone and ran to another bus stop. Once I arrived at the store again, I went up to the register and paid for my items. I walked to the same bus stop and cried my eyes out because of how embarrassed I felt. I got my wraps though, they were delicious.

I hope you feel better now that you've read this! If you wanna share anyhing that has happened to you feel free to do so!

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he's so me

yeah

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LMAO

From Everyman Cinema’s twitter.