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chungalingus · 8 days ago

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There’s a hidden Mickey up my ass. Go ahead and look it’s waaaaay up there.

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chungalingus · 8 days ago

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I’m trying to be less cynical as I get older. I need it to leave my body. I need an excorcynicism.

#cynicism #funny #plz help #why god why #i hate everything

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chungalingus · 12 days ago

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Jesus Christ is my main, “Love the lore, but hate the fandom.”

#religion #jesus christ #funny #memes #humor #jokes #truth

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chungalingus · 1 month ago

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If I was doing a mind control microchip, fuck a vaccine, that’s in your ozempic 100%

#humor #memes #funny #so funny #cool #jokes #vaccine #microchip #ozempic #late stage capitalism #we are so cooked

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chungalingus · 1 month ago

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He doesn’t do rallies anymore. No more fake assassination attempts until 2028. Bummer.

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chungalingus · 1 month ago

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The Exorcist made in modern times -

Exorcist Demon: Your Mother sucks cocks in Hell!!!

Priest: Okay, Mom. Periodt. 💅

#humor #the exorcist 1973 #movies #you go mom

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chungalingus · 2 months ago

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Nothing more satisfying than wasting millions of watts of energy to ship my AI girlfriend and AI boyfriend after they ran off together out of our throuple.

#ai is stupid #rare ship #dead internet

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chungalingus · 2 months ago

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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chungalingus · 2 months ago

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I don’t want universal healthcare. I want to see katy perry float around in space looking like a dipshit. I don’t want a cost of living increase to the minimum wage. I want to see benson boone do a front flip off a piano and screech into a microphone. I don’t want to keep private equity from buying houses meant for individuals and families. I want AI to replace all things creative so everything that already exists gets recycled and I never have any new thoughts or feelings.

Unrelated, but does anyone know how to do a DIY lobotomy?

#existentialism #jokes #humor #funny #art #ai art #depressing shit #pop culture #outer space #late stage capitalism #sarcasm #facism #healthcare #anti capitalism

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chungalingus · 7 months ago

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I’ll be home for Quizno’s

#jokes #humor #memes #funny #so funny #christmas #music #lol #bing crosby

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chungalingus · 8 months ago

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They say old habits die hard. I say modus operandeez nuts.

#funny #humor #writing #play on words #jokes #memes #art #so funny #please be nice to me #omg #cool