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I don't want enemies to lovers Dyehard. I want enemies AND lovers Dyehard. I need this to be the most toxic yuri ship the OIAR has ever seen. I need them to wake up every morning and insult each other over coffee. They have the most passive-aggressive conversations when they go on dates and they're holding hands the entire time. You see them walking down the street and at first it seems romantic but then you hear one of them threaten to push the other into traffic and the other one calls her a pussy. No one's allowed to be mean to you but me. You see my vision?

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bonzo bonzo bonzo, BONZO bonzo BONZO BOnzo. BONZO BONZO BONZO BONZO!

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i read online about a skeleton discovered with disabilities, she was about 20 years old

her teeth were rotten and they believed

the community fed her sweets and dates to keep her happy

a community caring for a disabled life

with such love and care

but im not so sure about it

because my community would sooner see me rot

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Lil reminder that my asks are open and I'd love to answer anything :^)

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A more serious one here

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do you think mr bonzo and nigel shared a one bedroom space.

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THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

CHAT THERE'S NO STATIC WHEN ALICE SAID SHE KNEW WHAT THE OIAR IS UP TO

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The Magnus protocol is the office comedy we wished TMA was

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by interacting with this account, you confirm that you are not Mr. Bonzo, you are in no way affiliated to Mr. Bonzo, you are not interacting with this account on behalf of Mr. Bonzo or an associate of Mr. Bonzo. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this content will not make its way into the hands of Mr. Bonzo.

statement fucking ends.

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Tmagp episode 7, grandpa sliding into sam's email

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Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now

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Some OC character designs!

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Currently dying of a cold no art from sonny any time soon love yous

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the way disabled! Jon has me kicking my legs (metaphorically, obviously) and giggling I love disabled characters LET ME HAVE THIS

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People will be like "Jon is disabled? Where??"

[ID: a screenshot of some text from the magnus archives fan wiki. The text reads:

"Description

John has prematurely greying hair and looks older than he is.[7] He often looks very tired[8] and is physically unfit, as other characters refer to him as scrawny and he tires easily from physical tasks that others perform with little exertion.[9][10][11][12]" End ID.]

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just finished the Magnus archives I think I might scream vomit swearr or murder or maybe all of them oh my god

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Seeing is just a TMA reference. That's so beholding. Going to the library, TMA reference. Meat? Meat. Need I say more?