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30 minutes done, 3.5 hours left in The Chamber

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my oven broke

your oven: 💥💥💥 💥 💥💥 💥 💥💥 💥💥💥

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based on a true story

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steam acquired, now to create a username (i am not good at usernames)

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compter wont let me re-dowdnload steam how am i meant to get repo liek this??

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mother bought me a pride shirt the other day

it was a bit tacky and wasnt something i would ever wear (very clear she got it from some generic pride collection), but at least shes got the spirit

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talking with one of my friends on the phone and his brother was calling him gay and i immediately chimed in with "ew who would date men" because im gay like that (im aroace but cmon women are gorgeous) and my friend did not hesitate to agree with me that yes men suck and yknow what we love that

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be who you are with pride??

what if i was aroace but also EVIL

i don't experience sexual or romantic attraction in an EVIL way!!!

happy pride, remember to be EVIL and GAY!!!!!

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Me when im sleep-deprived is a whole different bitch, like do NOT trust them they like writing existential poetry at 5:00 in the morning and drawing creppy eyes on any solid surface, fuckin weirdo

sleep-deprived me would also sell all of my family and friends for an hour of sleep dont trust that hoe with shit

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3 days remain…

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nvm chat we good false alarm

chat is it just me or is ao3 not working pLEAS TELL ME IM CRAZY I CANT DO TJIS

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chat is it just me or is ao3 not working pLEAS TELL ME IM CRAZY I CANT DO TJIS

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real asf i hate Cooldown Mode, who tf decided that i can't do things ever unless i'm about to die

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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bbnocrypto

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hap birtday !!! : D

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~Planning my funeral~~~

aka; im about to take calc exam and have no more will to live :D

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to start, the theme will be barbie

cuz why tf not

i dont wanna hear abt none of these bitches showing up to my funeral in some dark blandass clothes

there will be color

shed some life into the party yknow

i want my coffin to be like one of those dramatic vampire ones

idc if it contradicts the theme

give me the most goth, vampiric coffin you can find

there will be a buffet

and a dessert table

the buffet wont be all-you-can-eat tho

take your food and dont fucking come back

dont be greedy

you think i got enough money for that shit??

no

i dont

this funeral will be paid for by my school

as in

they will owe me financial compensation for the trauma this test is about to cause me

the least they can do is give me a nice funeral

even though they probably dont get paid enough for it

theyre broke too

dont even get enough money for a working AC

also all of my cats will be there

they will be vip

the cats can have an all-you-can-eat buffet

the people can starve ig

also

all my account passwords will be in my will

and will go to someone who i'll trust to delete my entire search history

cant have nobody getting any evidence against me

finally

there better be good music

im talking gangnam style

party rock

stayin alive

free bird

yknow

the good shit

perfect songs for a funeral

cant wait to see everyone there :)

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“You should make a tumblr, it’s great” they said

“Tumblr would love you” they said

tumblr is a dumpsterfire with no sense of direction, but whatever you say bookie