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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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Actual footage of the marvel fandom struggling to come up with theories as to how we can get our favourite characters back
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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—SPOILERS— GUYS!! They didn’t die!! Chris Evans confirmed what really happened to them way back during Civil War press!!😂
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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When the Avengers cast can’t talk about the movie because everything is a spoiler so interviewers have to get creative
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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People watching the first man walking on the moon in 1969: if this is us now, imagine what we could achieve in 50 years time
Now:
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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“Thanos demands your silence”
Ok but anyone who has seen Infinity War would NOT listen to this f**ker’s demands
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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Just when I thought I couldn’t get anymore unproductive, life throws me the week Avengers: Infinity War comes out
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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I got a bit carried away making a meme that doesn’t even exist🤷‍♀️
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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If you’ve ever wondered why I hate myself, it’s because I hate people who put the wrappers back into the confectionery tin when there’s still other sweets in there
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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>Writing in a nutshell
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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Marvel: subtly places infinity stones in their movies over time to give fans an understanding of their potential strengths and the danger that can come of them when in the wrong hands
DC: SEE THESE BOXES! THEY’RE BAD! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY’RE TOGETHER! Why are they bad you ask? Don’t ask questions! They’re just bad okay! Did our very rushed 5 minute backstory not give you enough information? No? Well we can’t help you then. What do we look like? Good movie makers? PFT!
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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English Teacher: wow your essay is very well written. I’m impressed
Me: well I do write fanfiction from time to time
English Teacher: ...
Me: that sounded a lot better in my head
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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*incerts John Cena saying ‘are you sure about that?’*
PS: I’m convinced the bottom two are the same.
PPS: no hate to DC fans. You can be a fan of both marvel and DC obviously but I’ve just seen this statement thrown up in ‘which is better’ debates and I find it hilarious. Yes DC have had amazing villains in the past and in the comics but what the hell is stopping them from using them in their current movies instead of repeating the same shit over and over
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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If there isn’t a single mid/end credits scene after a marvel movie this year that’s dedicated to Captain America’s 100th birthday imma be beyond disappointed
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dani-wankenobi · 7 years ago
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We’re getting a dog and I want to name him Bucky so whenever he walks into the room I can be like
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dani-wankenobi · 8 years ago
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Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*
Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?
Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it
Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him
Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother
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