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Is House of the Dragon currently making me want to rewatch Game of Thrones… yes

Do I have 3 uni assignments to do and no time to binge an 8 season show… also yes

So instead enjoy a semi-curated range of gifs of my favourite characters while I procrastinating completing said assignments

… upon review I do realise I only like 2 types of characters

1. ✨women✨ with swords

Or

2. The witty, sarcastic character™️

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If I had a nickel for every time I

Fell in love with a show about a violent but incredibly charismatic (and canonically bisexual) man who is the natural leader to a violent but incredibly aesthetic outcast society of marauders which contains very powerful and scary women who I am majorly attracted to

I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

*this post is about black sails and vikings

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If there’s one thing I’ve learnt from cartoons

Haircut=redemption

Zuko redemption haircut is the best zuko

Like look at the evidence

Look at how happy she is now 🥰

… So I’m now going to go get a hair cut and hope it can get my life back on track.

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OKAY!!! SO… I just watched She-Ra and it was so good. Would 100% recommend.

But can someone please explain how I’ve gotten to the point where I’m now obsessing over animated characters created for kids.

But it was so great and unapologetically gay and now I’m just filled with happiness and an everlasting obsession with every single character.

Like I’m just a simple bi who sees women with armour and a sword and would watch anything to do with it

And Catra is now my child and I will kill for her.

Also to the person who made the gif above I love you, this speaks to me in a way no other gif ever will

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…gosh I’m so gay 😍

How is she so pretty?!

Anyway just a little Yelena Belova appreciation post for your timeline

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No mourners...

THE NEW STILLS OH MY GOD

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among them, it passed for ‘good luck’

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Can someone please explain why I don’t dress like this daily

Also everyone please watch Gentleman Jack it’s absolutely amazing

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Can we please just appreciate Baz Luhrmann’s directing style. The colours are so vivid and they’re epic.

Like, he really knows how to make a statement

~Movies

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

Moulin Rouge (2001)

The Great Gatsby (2013)

Strictly Ballroom (1992)

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Featuring over 100 different titles spanning from Ancient times to the 1980s, here’s our reclists divided by era for your reading enjoyment!

Ancient Times

Medieval Period

16th and 17th Century

18th Century

Victorian Era

Edwardian Era

1920s & 1930s

1940s & 1950s

1960s, 1970s & 1980s

Bonus: Queer Fiction inspired by actual historical people

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Just a small appreciation post for Anne Bonny because I felt like it ❤️

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SHITPOST WARNING

you have been warned.

Ghost of Bisexuals Past = Henry Montague 

Ghost of Bisexuals Present = Me

Ghost of Bisexuals Future = Nax Hall

Monty    🤝   Me    🤝    Nax

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