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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

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Me when I want to write angst:

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fine shyt

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no

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listening to california gurls and reading perciverus fanfiction

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average gay interaction

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Evan calling barty "bee" and barty calling evan "rosie" is undoubtedly the best headcanon ever. I worship that headcanon. Its canon to me

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barty’s love language is physical touch and there is no other correct answer thank you

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(*husband) barty about evan

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peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse

remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT

sirius: literally who the fuck asked

james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate

peter: yeah, and so are you

james: what is that supposed to mean???

peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing

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bartylus

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i play softball which is basically the same thing and straight up me and another girl are autistic

we just stim together (i.e. pacing in the dugout, bringing little things with us to games and i have an earbud in when im not playing) and we have little habits that neurotypical players make fun of

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dorcas would say ‘is if because I’m black?’ whenever barty is making fun of her and he’d say ‘yeah, it is’

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i live for soft rosekiller. yes they’re mental. yes they’re violent in a way. yes they’re possessive. but when they’re being gentle with each other? when they stay all alone and everything turns into face kisses and quiet silly murmurs and delicate smiles and endless touching? yeah well. yeah

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gilderat art lol

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evan is a tie grabber. he's a bit shorter than barty, so he yanks him down. and the tie is almost like a collar, and he loves the control. he loves how only he is allowed to tame the chaos that is barty, and how only he can bring down to his level the boy who refuses to kneel for anyone.

and barty is a biter. he loves deep kisses and biting on evan's lip for that bit of adrenaline. he loves watching evan lose control under his lips. he loves claiming evan as his, only his, because if evan will relinquish control to anyone, it's barty.