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My favorite Damian Wayne headcanon is that he gets so, so very carsick.

Like flying? He’s fine. Whether it’s by plane or Jon he loves it, does it all the time. Boat? He’s been a few times and finds it very relaxing. Train? He’s been in a train once and it lulled him to sleep. But a car? That’s Damian’s mortal enemy. He gets it bad, like window down, A/C pointed at him, bent over, eyes closed, and deep breathing bad. He doesn’t even dare look at his phone or try to read. He sits there completely still and doesn’t dare look anywhere besides in front of him.

Jason finds it absolutely hilarious and Damian discovered very quickly not to ride in a car where Jason is driving. On that, he also tries to avoid car rides where Dick is driving because Dick cannot drive smoothly for the life of him. The list of his favorite to least favorite drivers is as follows :

1. Alfred

2. Duke

3. Cassandra

4. Bruce

5. Tim

6. Stephanie

7. Dick

8. Jason

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constantly thinking about jake wolfe, he’ll never leave my mind. (and yes i meant jake not jack it’s a long story)

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My favorite thing about Homestuck is how gender-fluid they all are.

FTM Dave Strider? Hell yeah, but MTF Dove Strider? Just as cool!

June Egbert vs. John Egbert? Why compete? Let’s just have both dude

Roxy!

I’ve seen both FTM and MTF Sollux and I adore them both so much

I’ve seen MTF Rose and Vriska. PLEASE

Give me all of it.

Eridan either way? I love it

I love all my little gendered homestuck characters. Tell me all your Homestuck Gender headcanons please

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I love Jake wolfe ❤️

constantly thinking about jake wolfe, he’ll never leave my mind. (and yes i meant jake not jack it’s a long story)

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“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant.”

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AAAA THIS IS SO CUTE TY

I need someone to write a fanfiction about all the little things Chilchuck does for his party that he picked up from being a dad— like little habits he can’t break.

Laios kicked the blanket off while he was sleeping? Chilchuck tucks him back in without thinking.

Marcille hair is a mess? He sits her down and braids it all pretty.

Itzusumi has some sauce on her face? He rolls his eyes and likes his thumb before wiping it off.

Even the bad things. What do you mean 3” 7’ Chilchuck’s sneeze sounds like a bomb just went off? You’re telling me that little guy can snore like he’s a fog horn? PLEASE HE’S A DAD SOMEONE MAKE HIM DO DAD THINGS

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I need someone to write a fanfiction about all the little things Chilchuck does for his party that he picked up from being a dad— like little habits he can’t break.

Laios kicked the blanket off while he was sleeping? Chilchuck tucks him back in without thinking.

Marcille hair is a mess? He sits her down and braids it all pretty.

Itzusumi has some sauce on her face? He rolls his eyes and likes his thumb before wiping it off.

Even the bad things. What do you mean 3” 7’ Chilchuck’s sneeze sounds like a bomb just went off? You’re telling me that little guy can snore like he’s a fog horn? PLEASE HE’S A DAD SOMEONE MAKE HIM DO DAD THINGS

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Im gonna kiss you

Draw Crutchie and Jack being brothers

BOOM! we came to a compromise and are now sharing our mixed crutchie & latino jack agenda (as one does)

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I do not hate andrew keenan bolger I just like 1992sies crutchy more

Crutchie drawing for a poor boy?

you got a kieran culkin drawing for christmas and it’s ATLEAST a 6 month wait period between drawings (im joking— give me three hours and a dr pepper)

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WHICH ONE IS THAT?? THE CHRISTIAN ONE FROM THE WEST END?

Crutchie drawing for a poor boy?

you got a kieran culkin drawing for christmas and it’s ATLEAST a 6 month wait period between drawings (im joking— give me three hours and a dr pepper)

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I started watching House

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When dick was a kid and couldn’t open jars cause his hands were too small or he wasn’t strong enough he’d give it to Bruce to open cause he’s Batman so he’ll obviously be able to open a jar

( yes Alfred also can but dick will take any excuse to bother Bruce, and Alfred encourages this cause it’s funny when Bruce’s work gets disturbed by the kid wanting peanut butter)

So it becomes a habit and years later, when dick is very much an adult he still makes Bruce open jars for him, like yeah he could open it but why would he if his dads there that’s his job not dicks

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Arthur Lester could do TMA but Jon Sims could NOT do Malevolent. Arthur would put Elias in the ground with the power of love and a gun on day 3 and a half. Jon would get eaten by Faust.

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If the podcast ain’t about a stressed-out British man who doesn’t know what the hell is going on, then I don’t want it…

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I live for TMA x Malevolent

Hear me out. Somewhere Else but it's medieval england with a certain guy

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