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New Year’s Resolution

Stop smoking, stop drinking, stop smoking weed, start all natural diet, exercise every day, start taking a multivitamin daily, brush teeth 3x daily, start flossing, stop taking naps, start getting nine hours of sleep, be in the sun more, start wearing suntan lotion, stop tanning, start moisturizing, read two books a month, shower more, wash hair less, wash face every day, stop watching TV, listen to more music, start doing yoga, start meditating, bake less, cook more, laugh more, judge less, hug more, kiss more, love more.

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“I love you, but I love me more.” 

-Samantha Jones

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I experience emotions on a daily basis that most people will experience rarely or never experience at all.

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Being drunk and alone is more boring than being drunk with other people, BUT being drunk and alone is funner than being sober and alone...

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Being semi-drunk and playing with a kitten is EVERYTHING.

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Maybe I wanted to scar my body with a tattoo as a reminder of how the depression scarred my soul.

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Not sure if this will still work with drunk thoughts instead of high thoughts, but like, we’ll see.

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I would do ANYTHING to be Clary from the Mortal Instruments series just so I could have sex with Jace.

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I bought a very dry chardonnay by accident. 

Wanted to add sugar to it to make it sweeter, but I’m on a sugar free diet, so I added an artificial sweetener.

EW, WORST CALL EVER.

Didn’t want to waste wine, so added orange juice.

Better, but still bad.

Now chugging and washing down with iced tea.

SOS

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THEME EDITING UNDER WAY. JUST TAKING A BREAK TO GET DRUNK. BREATHE. JB WON’T BE THERE FOR LONG.

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From THC to alcohol

Okay, so I think my title is explanatory.  THC gives me massive anxiety anymore. Things are going to change a little bit around here.

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I don’t care about the way you were before. I care about the way you are now and the way you were when I let you into my heart.

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LOL to when Carrie Bradshaw finds the engagement ring in her boyfriend’s bag and she pukes!

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I have body issues. I’m worried that my best friends are only friends with me not because I’m an amazingly beautiful person but because they are.

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When you’re high, you think about things in new ways, and so you worry about whether your new understanding of something will be perceived as weird because it’s not the norm.

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Is it bad that I re-watch episodes of reality tv?

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I can’t do without you.

Can’t Do Without You-Caribou