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Will Wood reference spotted at the bookstore?????

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Quick!!! Someone tell Will wood immediately!!!!

Nobody tell will wood about this or else he’ll start up another rant.

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Am I crazy but has Will Wood posted on his instagram photos from almost every fucking your stop except for the one I was at (Lansing)

Like dawg please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please I wanna see the pictures!!!!!!

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Saw an ad on insta from a well known law firm in my state advertising a t shirt design contest…any person can submit up to 3 designs…I have made 3 designs…

Graphic design is my passion

Results are posted June 26th wish me luck 🥰

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FUCK GUYS THE WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS SHOW WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!!! VIP WAS ONE HUNDRED MILLION PERCENT WORTH THE MONEY AND I WANNA SHARE TWO THINGS:

During the Q&A I asked him about what compelled him to voluntarily take psychic damage from reading smut someone wrote about him (he mentioned it when I saw him during Slouching Towards Bethlehem) and he went on a tangent about “well wouldn’t you??? I’m just a mortal man and so are you”

AND ALSO

He allowed people to go buck wild taking pictures and video for 1 minute during a really beautiful and thoughtful speech he gave during the show and I got the most amazing and breathtaking picture I’ve ever taken at any concert (below the cut)

OG ⬆️ Cropped version I’m going to print out ⬇️

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very regularly at work I will, on my state-mandated ten minute rest break, go into the kitchen and make myself a cup of earl grey tea with one little sealed plastic cup of milk and two yellow packets of that weird fake sugar stuff. of course I must stir this. which means I get a little wooden stick. which means that over the course of the rest of my shift I do something like this:

this will be a series.

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WILL WOOD CONCERT TONIGHT FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH!!!

I am so ready I can hardly take it fucccckkkk! I laid out my gay little outfit last night like an elementary schooler excited for a field trip

I have my battle vest which has huge fucking pockets to put all the Kandi bracelets I made to share w other concert goers

Also have a mental list of my friends that like Will Wood that can’t go to the show so I can get them merch >:)

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character A is fully unhinged. character B is emotionally repressed. the chemistry? electric.

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reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth

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CHAT I WON THE BATTLE!!!!

Watched Birthmarks live with my sister and she said, and I fucking quote:

“Nothing helps fix your homoerotic, codependent relationship like your dad dying.”

She is so close to the point I can feel it

Current timeline of my progress corrupting her since she started watching House MD below the cut:

- Said that House and Wilson aren’t gay for each other and that I’m fujoshi-it it out and also that they’re ugly and so it’s gross (early s1 I wanna say)

- Said Wilson is a repressed gay man (poker episode)

- Said House has repressed gay thoughts, but refused to say for who (beginning of Wilson/Julie divorce arc)

- Kept saying “oooh House your boyfriend’s here” every time Wilson was on screen during the Tritter arc (even when I wasn’t in the room)

Then when Amber and Wilson started dating she completely backtracked and hit me with the typical “stop making everything gay it’s freaking me out and you’re annoying and I’m gonna call you a slur” speech

- Got mad when I said that Wilson had a bisexual breakdown when House and Amber had a custody arrangement for him

- Got madder when I said that everyone’s problems would go away if Amber, Wilson, and House were a polycule

- Then she said that the polycule thing would’ve been funny asf because she thinks House had the hots for Amber

(But also I’m taking everything she says about this show with a grain of salt because she laughed at the scene of Amber literally dying in Wilson’s arms because she thought Wilson was “acting like a girl”)

- and now we’re here, during the end credits of Birthmarks, and she’s back to calling Wilson and House freaks /pos and now is calling House Wilson’s boytoy

One day she’ll be serious about it…I feel it in my bones…

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Sister is a Amber/Wilson/House polycule denier but also believes that Wilson has repressed gay feelings for House and also believes that House has a thing for Amber

But no they can’t be a polycule!!!

But no House and Wilson aren’t endgame!!!!

I’m going to strangle this girl she needs to get a fucking job

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i've been shut in the house far too long, i need to hang out with transexuals

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writing romance again. this time they fall in love through passive-aggressive post-it notes on a cursed vending machine with teeth.

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See this is what religion’s all about!!! Using your Knowledge and Beliefs to add depth to media as opposed to trying to make people feel bad!

being a christian fanfic writer on ao3 is so wild bc yeah i believe in jesus and also yeah i write 50k word slow burn fics about emotionally constipated old men. no they don't kiss until chapter 27. no there's no smut. yes it's technically yaoi. yes it's actually a character study on grief and redemption. welcome to my ministry.

like sorry pastor greg but sometimes the holy spirit moves me and sometimes so does unresolved tension between traumatized soldiers with five lines of canon interaction. life is complex.

i’m a “southern baptist youth group” christian. but i’m also a “this fic is tagged 'no beta we die like men' but also contains three biblical metaphors and a forgiveness arc so intense it made me cry” christian.

jesus said love your neighbor and i said ok but what if they’re sworn enemies first and also war criminals with a tragic backstory. i am doing the lord’s work. in the trenches. on ao3.

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Me: ohoho! I am delighted to report that even after my 22 years on this earth, my parents have never suspected that I am queer! Hoorah! They believe me to be a cisgender heterosexual woman! What an achievement! 💪💪💪

Also me:

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Hmmm writers how many wips do u have I need reference for how screwed I am rn