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hikaru4520 1 day
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Kalim:聽Sometimes, I don鈥檛 realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird and asking if I'm okay.
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hikaru4520 4 days
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Epel, whispering to Jack, who鈥檚 on the phone with MC: Ask them something!
Jack: How are you feeling?
MC: Fine.
Epel: Something personal!
Jack: At what age did you first get your period?
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hikaru4520 6 days
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Jack: We need to distract these guys
Epel: Leave it to me!
Epel: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Riddle, Azul, and Vil: *Immediately begin arguing*
Deuce, watching in horror: Oh this. I don鈥檛 like this. I don't like this at all.
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hikaru4520 8 days
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Ace: I鈥檓 an idiot.
Trey:...
Cater:...
Deuce:...
Riddle:...
Riddle:*sigh*If you鈥檙e waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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hikaru4520 10 days
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Deuce: I think we're missing something.
Ace: Teamwork?
Epel: Cohesion?
Jack: A general sense of what we鈥檙e doing?
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hikaru4520 13 days
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MC: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Ace: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Deuce: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Epel: Good thinking.
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hikaru4520 16 days
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Store Worker: Would a Mx. MC please come to the front desk?
MC, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Ace and Deuce*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ace and Deuce,simultaneously: We got lost:(
MC: I didn鈥檛 even bring you guys here with me-
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hikaru4520 18 days
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Epel: Why is Vil so mad today?
Jack: He took one of those 鈥淲hich Celebrity Are You?鈥 quizzes
Epel: And...?
Jack: He got Neige.
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hikaru4520 20 days
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Vil: I know you snuck out last night, Epel.
MC: Play dumb!
Epel: Who's Epel?
MC: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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hikaru4520 21 days
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Ace: MC, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Overblot MC: Well of course I have.
Overblot MC: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Overblot MC: It's boring.
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hikaru4520 23 days
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Epel: On a scale from 鈥渄amn Daniel鈥 to 鈥渇re sha vaca do鈥, how are you feeling?
MC: In between 鈥渋t鈥檚 an avocado, thanks鈥 and 鈥渉ow did you defeat Captain America鈥, but as a solid answer I would say 鈥淚 don鈥檛 need a degree to be a clothing hanger鈥. How about you,Epel?
Epel: Probably 鈥渞oad work ahead鈥.
Vil: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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hikaru4520 25 days
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*After another overblot incident*
MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Jack: I鈥檓 guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should鈥檝e taken away.
MC: Death isn鈥檛 real, and I鈥檓 basically God.
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hikaru4520 27 days
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Riddle:聽Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Ace:聽Please, just say fuck.
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hikaru4520 29 days
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Deuce: This is a mistake
Ace, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
MC: But not today...
Ace, still enthusiastic: Oh,no. Today's going to be a mess
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hikaru4520 1 month
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Lilia:When I go,I hope i'll go out just as beautifully.
Silver:...
Silver:i'd really prefer if you didn't go at all.
Silver:Please don't say stuff like that even as a joke...
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hikaru4520 1 month
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MC:聽Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vil periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk."
MC:聽It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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hikaru4520 1 month
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Kalim: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and "mad"?
Jamil: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Kalim: Smad.
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