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Deuce, with red puffy eyes: You too?

Stoner!Mc, with red puffy eyes raises an eyebrow: Yes?

Deuce has severe pollen allergies. Stoner!MC was high.

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Ace: Two bros,chillin' in the hot tub,5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay!

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MC: I just feel so tired ya know? For no goddamn reason. I was fine this morning. Had an alright of sleep as well.

Leona, no hesitation: That's called depression.

MC, blinking: oh yeah!I forgot about that..

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Rook: Bonjour Trickster!Are you sure you don't want to participate in the Beanfest: Survival of the Beanest event like the rest of us?

MC,without missing a beat: My whole life is a Beanfest: of survival,why do you think I'm so mean to you?

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Trein: They’re children, Crowley! They shouldn’t be fighting overblots alone unsupervised!

Crowley: The children, Trein. They yearn to be heroes.

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Alternative responses to "We have a problem"

Trey: "Let me guess,you caused it?"

Azul: "You call it a problem. I call it a solution."

Leona: "And it's another Tuesday, what's your point?"

Jamil: "Would shooting you solve the problem? No? Then get out."

Idia: "If you mean the flaming pillar, that's out solution to the last week's problem."

Vil: "Gimme a sec, I didn't drink my morning coffee yet to listen to this."

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Lilia: It's family moments like these I will never forget..

Mc: Hopefully with a good therapist I will..Silver and Malleus are lucky to have you tho so there's that

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God I wish school ended already,I hate my school I hate my classmates and I hate my life.I don't even think I will make it up to 18 at this point.

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MC: My life is like a fairytale.

Kalim, visibly excited: Really? How so?

MC: My mother probably thinks I'm dead by now.Every one of my friends,myself included have been through so much trauma, we'd scare even the therapist themselves if they unpack all the shit we went thru.

Kalim: ...

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Ace: Perfect, we’ve known each other for a long time, right? You’ve come to respect me, right?

Mc: Sure.

Ace: Well, get ready to stop.

Mc: Ace what did you do?

Riddle: AAACCCEEEE

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MC: When Malleus was born, the great seven said "He's too perfect for this world~"

Leona: Please...When he was born, the devil himself said "Oh, competition..."

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Ace: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Mc: You're like 16 years old,plus leave the mid-life crisis to me I don't need a competiton on that.

Ace: WE MIGHT DIE AT 30 AT THIS POINT!

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Mc: I think Riddle is coming over here

Mc: He’s really cute. I never know what to say to him...

Ace: Talk about current events. He really loves current events

Riddle: Good evening Perfect and Ace

Mc: Ace failed his Alchemy exam!

Ace: Oh for great seven's sake, not that current!

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MC: How can I make Jade realize my feelings for him?

Azul: send him a bouquet of rare mashrooms

MC:...

Azul:...

MC and Azul ended up laughing for 30 minutes straight

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MC,standing outside of Scarabia holding a sign saying "Will you go to prom with me?"

Kalim, gasps: Oh my god! Yes!

MC: No, no. Tell Jamil!

Kalim,runs back inside the dorm to find Jamil

Kalim: Jamil! I'm going to prom! With your partner!

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Lilia: I fought in the war!

Silver: Sure you did,old man.Now let's get you back to bed

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Deuce: Why do you always share your troubles and darkest secrets with me?

MC: Because I trust you and feel comfortable around you

Deuce: Ah thank y—

MC: As if we are as close as siblings

Deuce: Oh—