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Kalim: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird and asking if I'm okay.

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Epel, whispering to Jack, who’s on the phone with MC: Ask them something!

Jack: How are you feeling?

MC: Fine.

Epel: Something personal!

Jack: At what age did you first get your period?

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Jack: We need to distract these guys

Epel: Leave it to me!

Epel: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Riddle, Azul, and Vil: *Immediately begin arguing*

Deuce, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Ace: I’m an idiot.

Trey:...

Cater:...

Deuce:...

Riddle:...

Riddle:*sigh*If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Deuce: I think we're missing something.

Ace: Teamwork?

Epel: Cohesion?

Jack: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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MC: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Ace: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Deuce: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Epel: Good thinking.

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. MC please come to the front desk?

MC, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Ace and Deuce*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ace and Deuce,simultaneously: We got lost:(

MC: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Epel: Why is Vil so mad today?

Jack: He took one of those “Which Celebrity Are You?” quizzes

Epel: And...?

Jack: He got Neige.

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Vil: I know you snuck out last night, Epel.

MC: Play dumb!

Epel: Who's Epel?

MC: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Ace: MC, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Overblot MC: Well of course I have.

Overblot MC: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Overblot MC: It's boring.

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Epel: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

MC: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you,Epel?

Epel: Probably “road work ahead”.

Vil: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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*After another overblot incident*

MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Jack: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

MC: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Riddle: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Ace: Please, just say fuck.

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Deuce: This is a mistake

Ace, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

MC: But not today...

Ace, still enthusiastic: Oh,no. Today's going to be a mess

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Lilia:When I go,I hope i'll go out just as beautifully.

Silver:...

Silver:i'd really prefer if you didn't go at all.

Silver:Please don't say stuff like that even as a joke...

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MC: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vil periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk."

MC: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Kalim: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and "mad"?

Jamil: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Kalim: Smad.