Kalim: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird and asking if I'm okay.
Epel, whispering to Jack, who’s on the phone with MC: Ask them something!
Jack: How are you feeling?
Epel: Something personal!
Jack: At what age did you first get your period?
Jack: We need to distract these guys
Epel: Leave it to me!
Epel: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Riddle, Azul, and Vil: *Immediately begin arguing*
Deuce, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Ace: I’m an idiot.
Riddle:*sigh*If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Deuce: I think we're missing something.
Jack: A general sense of what we’re doing?
MC: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Ace: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Deuce: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Epel: Good thinking.
Store Worker: Would a Mx. MC please come to the front desk?
MC, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Ace and Deuce*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ace and Deuce,simultaneously: We got lost:(
MC: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Epel: Why is Vil so mad today?
Jack: He took one of those “Which Celebrity Are You?” quizzes
Jack: He got Neige.
Vil: I know you snuck out last night, Epel.
MC: Play dumb!
Epel: Who's Epel?
MC: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Ace: MC, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Overblot MC: Well of course I have.
Overblot MC: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Overblot MC: It's boring.
Epel: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
MC: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you,Epel?
Epel: Probably “road work ahead”.
Vil: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
*After another overblot incident*
MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Jack: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
MC: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Riddle: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Ace: Please, just say fuck.
Deuce: This is a mistake
Ace, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
MC: But not today...
Ace, still enthusiastic: Oh,no. Today's going to be a mess
Lilia:When I go,I hope i'll go out just as beautifully.
Silver:i'd really prefer if you didn't go at all.
Silver:Please don't say stuff like that even as a joke...
MC: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vil periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk."
MC: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Kalim: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and "mad"?
Jamil: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-