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My literal life :)

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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Last two years of my life feel like a fever dream on acid.

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this hit me like a truck

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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which was the first book that introduced you to the spicy stuff? And which one’s your current MVP ( fav) in the smut department?

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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"Peak fashion", I say as I stab myself to give the dress a pocket.

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My sister's light reading:

My light reading:

I need help . I love my sister.

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Me when I meet teenage me

I read a letter I wrote when I was thirteen. It was at the bottom of my memory box and after reading it I pray to the lords above that no creature like myself shall be ever allowed to walk the earth ever again cus if an emergence of my descendant ever occurs and lays a foot on this realm, even the almighty would lay powerless to protect those who inhabit this domain cus dawg...I was highkey crazy back than

13yr old me with my thoughts

[historically-iam-just-a-friend]

I read a letter I wrote when I was thirteen. It was at the bottom of my memory box and after reading it I pray to the lords above that no creature like myself shall be ever allowed to walk the earth ever again cus if an emergence of my descendant ever occurs and lays a foot on this realm, even the almighty would lay powerless to protect those who inhabit this domain cus, dawg...I was highkey crazy back than

13yr old me with my thoughts

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the fallen duke turns evil and the knight who hates him

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as I am pinned to the wall behind me with a sword to my throat I look up into the eyes of my to be murderer and I think to myself ..... I would wage a war for this man and that ass, but than again I wouldn't blame you if you wouldn't think the same in my position. I always had a tastes tad different than those of pathetic shriveling mortals but for it to come to this....a mortal to grant me my end and the only one I ever confide in at that, I mean ewww.

so now to tell you how it came to this, let's backpedal a little

I am the greatest supernatural to ever walk the earth with abilities that triumph over those of the almighty, a duke of the great status. so, basically I am a god.

now a mortal like yourself would question me how I walk the planet you cotton heads inhabit. (ughhh so predictable)

you see you and I have something in common, mortal. I too, like you possess the hurdle of what you earthlings call daddy issues (smile mortal, you have some trait mutual to that of an entity such as myself) and so the said father in question resent me for being too fabulous or so like he puts it "too preposterous, a ridicule to the bloodline". whatever, like i would want to be associated with the lineage of deceitful scoundrels and so he caste me aside and banished me to the human realm with an excuse for me to learn empathy (pffffft) (says the father who locked me in a dungeon and was onboard with the idea to sell me by pound).

when i first walked the land of this realm I felt like this place possessed a weird familiarity I couldn't quite place.

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How it feels when you need sleep to function:

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Reblog this and I’ll grant you one wish.

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I am in desperate need of a friend.

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