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incorrect-maribat · 2 years
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Marinette: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Tim: Go get what?
Marinette: Unclear. I will go get everything just in case.
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Unfortunately, yes, yes it does.
The worst part is that I don't know which Maribat discord you mean because it still fits either way.
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I forgot were I got the incorrect quote from but wanted to post something today! I thought it was pretty funny! Especially Tim’s Mug! ^^
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Marinette: Looks like we're on Plan B.
Dick: Technically, this would be Plan G.
Steph: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Tim: Yes, but Jason dies again in Plan M.
Damian: I like Plan M.
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Jason: Twenty years ago today, I married my best friend.
Crowd: Awwww
Jason: Marinette is still mad about it, but Roy and I were drunk and thought it was funny, so...
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Jason: Why are you smiling?
Damian: What? I can’t just be happy?
Marinette: Tim tripped and fell in the garden.
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Hi dear ones!
As I have been rather busy lately, I now have an extra pair of hands with me on this blog! Welcome Emily, aka @waywardpr1ncess! She’s a mod here now, and I’m definitely happy to have her. I’ll also be trying to get more active soon.
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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What do you think of Juleka Couffaine?
Oh, she’s a dear, and I really like her (also, almost the thing asked, but Luka and Juleka are incredibly cute siblings and I don’t take criticism on this). I don’t understand her all that well yet though so I don’t use her much in my quotes (or fics). 
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incorrect-maribat · 3 years
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Joker: How come you started the party without me?
Damian: Do you want us to read the list of reasons why? We might be here for a while.
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Jason: Bold words for a college reject.
Tim: Hey, college DROPOUT, actually. They let me in, I let myself out.
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Selina, coming home with a large box in her hands: Hey Bruce, what would you say if I one day came home with 4 kittens?
Bruce:
Selina:
Bruce: What's in the box?
Selina:
Bruce: Selina, what's in the box?
Selina: I think you know.
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Jason: I have an idea!
Dick: No murder.
Jason: I no longer have an idea
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Write "Nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that I will be back.
Jason Todd
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Marinette: Hey, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?
Dick: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Marinette:
Marinette:
Marinette: Hey, Jason, how do i—
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Tim: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you?
Marinette, handing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a lifesaver.
Tim: [drinks]
Tim: …Wait, is this just milk and sugar?
Marinette: That’s what I said.
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Dick: When is quitting ever the answer?
Tim: Heroine. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle. You already got the picture on the box!
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Oh my gaud this is wonderful, and also thanks Mina for tagging me so I could see this as well :D
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I forgot were I got the incorrect quote from but wanted to post something today! I thought it was pretty funny! Especially Tim’s Mug! ^^
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incorrect-maribat · 4 years
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Jason: I admit. Some mistakes were made.
Tim: Murders. Some murders were made.
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