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I love this post so much

this is not a serious character analysis

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Tim, high off painkillers after getting his tonsils removed, crying: I miss my boyfriend...

Bernard, who's been sitting by him for like an hour: I'm right here, babe.

Tim, glancing at him before burying his face in his hands:

Tim, sobbing: NOOOOO!! You're too cute you can't be my boyfriend. I can't date people that cute....

Bernard: ...

Bernard: I'm telling Stephine you said that.

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Dick and Barbara have miniatures of Nightwing and Batgirl but Babs uses miniwing as an anger scape whenever Dick is pissing her off while minibabs gives emotional support when he is feeling down

Proof:

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got so bored on my car trip I started to write a Batfam fanfic in the Princess Charm School universe and got a little too into it so I started to create multiple subplots and a whole redemption arc to Talia. Hope I touch grass again soon

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Dick: Did you know elephants can distinguish between languages based on vocal patterns and can react defensively to the voices of people who threaten them, Zitka in specific used to ignore Kinkade, one of our clowns because-

Bruce: (half-asleep at 3 in the morning) what the fuck i thought i locked the door

Dick: yeh, but you left the window open

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forgot to post full image

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Good boy 🐶

Ref:

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In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

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Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: what do you have in mind old man, you’re scaring me

Bruce: Wally has children.

Dick:

Dick: I am perfectly aware of that-

Bruce: three kids. Almost old as you were when you started crime fighting.

Dick:

Bruce: I want grandchildren Dick. I want you married. Barry has grandchildren, Diana had grandchildren, Oliver fuckin’ Queen has grandchildren. I better have them before Jon Kent marry.

Dick: Jesus Christ…

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it should be illegal to hate barbara gordon actually

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I love how most fics where Dick is dating Barbara the ship is not even tagged, is like a little easter eggs that the authors put in the middle of the plot.

They just suddenly chill together, someone mention they are dating and we all move on. Very canon

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"Dick was a terror of a child" "Dick was Bruce's least favorite child to raise" my love there are much easier ways to say that you do not like loud children than projecting it onto Bruce Wayne, who loved raising Dick Grayson's rambunctious ass so much that he gave 3 children a lifelong inferiority complex about it

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Telenovela

Telemachus.

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Absolute lover of differences between actual playboy with daddy’s money Oliver Queen and raised by a old fashioned english butler, never took his time to party (like, legitimately party like a normal teenager) Bruce Wayne and how different their rasing children styles were.

Because if you don’t remember, Oliver had the playboy lifestyle tm until getting stuck in that island, he was insufferable, new money rich never had any consequences at his peak, only stopping because he got stuck in a island and was forced to learn how to survive. There was no skipping parties for this guy.

While Brucie haven’t seen happyness since he was eight, was raised by Alfred Pennyworth and spent years traveling around the world (ON HIS OWN WILL) to learn how to be THE Bat. Constancy and discipline became this guys motto and I have no doubt that this was passed to his kids because they are crazy.

Oliver who raised his kids to eat the rich, not care about consequences, live the moment and value what they had at the moment, a young adult turned into a man because he lost everything he had so fast and never wanted his kids to feel like they could do something differently vs Bruce who expected the most of his kids because they were always in a death threat so then he would never lose someone he cared about again, a man so desperate for safety he pushed people away.

Craziest part is how much we see those differences in their children in the smallest details, like:

Jason using a full suit every time he goes on a plane and Roy just showing up trying to one up Disco Wing with this V neck. Jason always aware of the mannerisms programmed in him by a over attentive father and grandfather while Roy being more free to wear whatever because at the end of the day, its just another day and everything could be your last moment.

And the more I think about it the more I want to search for it because at the back of my mind I remember more moments of me just going damn, holy raising styles Batman.

I will not search for them because I’m lazy but thats my Ted Talk.

++ I raise you this: Brucie Wayne is just a copy of what Ollie was before becoming Green Arrow.

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My baby just gave him a scare, if he died thats on him

Jason Todd week has begun! For the first question, we’ll go with a simple (but controversial) yes or no:

Reply or reblog with your answers! Feel free to elaborate, explain why you think what you do, or give your opinion on if it even matters what happened that day.

Also, today’s prompts are…

Drive | Time Travel | The Batmobile Tires