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sick and tired of all the discourse about who deserves human rights. every single human. that's the whole point. yes even them. and them too. cruelty and torture and murder and rape are not things you "earn"

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sending love to our trans brothers, sisters and nonbinary siblings in the UK. fascism is rearing its ugly head but we stand with you. it’s not a question of if there will be a place for us in the world, but when 🩵🤍🩷

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sticker design for pride this year! 💞🏳️‍⚧️

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In An Instant by SpeakeasyScribe

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I posted this because I was reading a Marvel X PJO fic and I thought it would be hilarious if Tony was a demigod too but you know what? He's the son of Dionysius lol

Tony Stark would be Son of Hephaestus or of Athena?

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Tony Stark would be Son of Hephaestus or of Athena?

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Kal-El getting in problems for writing his homework instead of generating it... I love the implicit commentary with what we're living rn. I'm really fan with Absolute Superman.

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She's not impressed

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She's perfect.

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Delighted at the thought of Bruce Wayne having to be an actual parent

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happy booping! 🐾

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"and I'm here to do some bad things" wtf dude chill

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Idk it this exist anywhere else but in Spain there are shows about famous people talking about their lives and trash talking about each other and other famous people, some famous people are famous just for being at those shows but they also talk about people who doesn't want to have anything with that but who are famous. The point. That but in Marvel, shows that trash talk all day about superheroes/vigilantes some people have been saved once by those heroes and now try to get famous talking about them without even knowing shit. Cameras trying to follow the vigilantes and creating drama about superheroes being with one or another. They following Foggy because he's know to know some heroes, when there is a rumor about the identity of some hero every camera is on them trying to see if it track. None of the things they say is true but every old lady in NY see it nonstop.

TL;DR Salvame (Spanish show) but in Marvel

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He's angry because he think that the Bat has made him look like a foul so he decides to steal the bat tires and we know the rest...

As a kid, Jason heard that if you look a gargoyle in the eyes, it becomes your guardian. One night, he decides to give it a try. It was dumb and nothing happened, of course. It was just carved stone, after all. Or, that was what he'd thought, until he found himself face to face with the Batman.

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Gothamites are weirdly proud and protective of their hero so whenever they find out Batman is interested in someone (Clark Kent, another civilian, etc) that person gets special, haphazard protection in Gotham because no one wants to piss off the Bat. Kind of like a Mafia Boss’ wife or girlfriend.

Clark gets escorted through Gotham while there for a piece by two separate (opposing) gangs, an off-duty firefighter, and three old ladies who were “worried” about him being on the streets late at night (read: after 4 pm).

Sure, there’s still people who try to kidnap him. But most nearby Gothamites will be like hey! leave the kid alone, don’t you know who he is?

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I think the Batfamily can be organized by levels of germaphobia:

Least concerned/worst offenders:

Bruce - established grand tradition of running around in sewers 

Dick - licks evidence off the ground. Will wear the same domino mask for multiple days. 

Tim- enjoys being stabbed in the chest by blades that may or may not be clean. Long career as a skateboarder means his board has been tossed (to the horror of others) onto his bed/their car seats.

Jason - Expiry dates are a myth. Also see penchant for severing heads and then using the same gloves to answer his phone 

Mid-Level Offenders

Stephanie- likes swimming. In Gotham. Also a sewer acolyte.

Babs - Has made out with Canary in the most dubious of make out spots. Will also drink coffee that has been there for an indeterminate amount of time.  

They're Doing Their Best

Damian - Adopter of random animals, however he was raised extremely well and performs wazu five times a day 

Cass- Will eat from dubious food carts, however she does take ridiculously long showers 

Duke- (Has microscopic vision and will get grossed out pretty quick), everything he's done in sewers has been against his will, raised by a mom who was a neat freak.