Tim: wait, you quit smoking?
Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.
Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!
Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes
Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??
Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing
Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???
Tim: He means back when he was Discowing
Duke: What's discowing???
Jason: The reason I used to smoke.
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happy international asexuality day to:
[PT: happy international asexuality day to:]
asexual men, yāall are so underrepresented
asexual women, youāre not āprudesā
genderqueer / non-binary asexuals, you exist
asexual trans men, you donāt deserve infantilization
asexual trans women, youāre not ājust a f3tishā
asexual cis men, your existence isnāt āsadā
asexual cis women, you do NOT just exist to have babies (but if you want to have children, thatās just as valid)
asexuals who donāt experience any sexual attraction, youāre not a āstereotypeā
asexuals who experience any amount sexual attraction, youāre not āfaking itā
demisexuals
gray-asexuals
asexuals with a high libido
asexuals who donāt label themselves
asexuals who use many labels
asexuals who use microlabels
asexuals who are shy, youāre not a stereotype
asexuals who are outgoing, youāre not pretending
christian asexuals, youāre not ājust celibateā
jewish asexuals, your existence is NOT inherently sexual
muslim asexuals, Allah loves you just as much as anyone else
hindu asexuals, your deities respect you
asexual buddhists, kindness will protect you
asexual pagans, (me!!) remember to cherish every moment
asexuals who are in the closet
out and proud asexuals
alloromantic asexuals
aromantic asexuals
aplatonic asexuals
acespecs who donāt identify with the term asexual
every asexual! yāall are so epic!!
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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"
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He does the same thing to Young Justice and it causes another international incident.
For Christmas, Tim wraps up one piece of blackmail material for each of the Bats. The only catch? He does not mark which is which, and therefore itās extremely likely whatever blackmail they receive isnāt going to be theirs, but rather someone elseās.
Itās even funnier when they realize a.) they canāt know who has what blackmail. And b.) they donāt know what piece of blackmail Tim gave out about each of them.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: *develops a plan
Steph: Not gonna lie, that sounds like a war crime.
Tim: Itās never a war crime the first time. Now whether it gets designated a war crime afterā¦
Tim: Thatās not my problem.
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Sadly, the stabbing of Julius Caesar doesn't pass the Bechdel test.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
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For Christmas, Tim wraps up one piece of blackmail material for each of the Bats. The only catch? He does not mark which is which, and therefore itās extremely likely whatever blackmail they receive isnāt going to be theirs, but rather someone elseās.
Itās even funnier when they realize a.) they canāt know who has what blackmail. And b.) they donāt know what piece of blackmail Tim gave out about each of them.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Dick 100% used to hold Jasonās stuff over his head, like all older siblings have at some point. He was like a foot taller at the bare minimum when he met Jason. Jason viscerally reacts whenever Dick picks up one of his books because he remembers being thirteen and Dick holding his copy of Pride and Prejudice over his head saying, you can have it back just take it!
All this to say heās definitely taller than Dick now and does the exact same thing. Paybacks a bitch, dickface!
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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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