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The Party ⚔️✨

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

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POV: The last thing you ever saw

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

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Uni is cute when he is mad! :3

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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

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tragedy: a curious art form by anne carson (insp)

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Thinking about full body scrunge

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Omg sad de-aged Dick Grayson idea

He gets magically de-aged during patrol, and taken back to the Batcave. They figure out he’ll turn back to normal in a few days or so, but he’s otherwise 8 years old with no memory of anything after. He ends up staying in the manor while he’s de-aged.

First, he finds out his bedroom is no longer his. It belongs to another boy now. All his stuff is gone. He’s given a guest room instead.

He’s a quiet little thing the whole time. It weirds everyone out. They mostly avoid him because they don’t know how to deal with this smaller, quieter version of their brother.

Then a couple nights later, they find him sitting alone in the dining room. He’s in his usual seat, with his knees pulled up to his chest. He’s watching the doorway like a hawk, but his eyes are so sad.

When Jason asks why he’s lurking in the dining room, Dick pouts at him.

“Where’s Bruce?” is all he asks, his voice quiet.

“I dunno, off brooding somewhere else I guess.”

“Oh.”

It unnerves Jason, so he turns around and leaves.

Tim walks in and pretty much the same interaction occurs.

Damian finds him in the middle of the night, having fallen asleep slumped over in the dining chair. He’s a little sad, seeing his favorite brother in such a state, so he picks Dick up carefully to bring him back to the room he’s been staying in.

“B?” Dick mumbles, shifting in Damian’s arms.

“It’s Damian, Richard,” Damian says softly. “You fell asleep on the dining room. I’m taking you up to bed.”

“Bruce never came?”

“Came to what?”

“Dinner,” Dick mumbles into Damian’s shoulder. “For my birthday.”

The realization hits Damian like a ton of bricks. He stops in his tracks, his arms squeezing around Dick.

Because it’s his brother’s birthday.

Or, it was his brother’s birthday. It’s well past midnight now.

And no one remembered.

Damian had celebrated with Dick the weekend before, but this younger version of his brother wouldn’t have known that. He wouldn’t have known that Damian had a group project for school he had to meet up with classmates to work on, he wouldn’t know that Damian didn’t actually forget his birthday.

“I’m sorry, Richard,” he tells him, his voice cracking. “I’d celebrated with your older self earlier, but I didn’t think about how you wouldn’t remember in your current state.”

“It’s okay,” Dick mutters. “I didn’t think Mr. Wayne would remember, anyway.”

Hearing Dick call their father Mr. Wayne makes his stomach drop. It makes him sad and furious and like he might throw up.

He doesn’t know how to make it better.

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Do you think his siblings at some point find out that he was non verbal as a kid? And now they're so glad to see him yap away? Kinda like Bruce is, like they're all proud of how far he's come?

The appreciation does not last long but dick will certainly make the most of it

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“It’s a pretty great view, huh?”