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When you put on a hoodie and a hat and you stand next to your boyfriend (with your friend group), and he doesn't recognize you for fifteen minutes.

I'm still kind of thinking the only reason he figured out it was me was because someone called me my name.

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How to tell your discord friend of 4 years who has always had the same profile picture but just decided to change it today, that the new profile is nice, but they need to change it back.

It's a matter of national security at this point

Because that image is physically ingrained in my brain as them

I almost had a heart attack when I didn't recognize them

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Wrote this at like 1 30 in the morning, but I feel like this is very denki coded

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Me typing into Google: How to tell if I did something wrong and my friend is actually mad at me or if i'm insecure and taking things too seriously-

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'My child is completely nurotypical."

No they aren't. They're depressed.

But you're so excited to have a normal kid that you can't see that they're killing themselves to be that way.

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Complet!!

When Sirius was sent to Azkaban, it broke Remus. Someone told him it might help him get over what happened to write out what he felt in a letter to Sirius.

But after a time, writing the letters was the only thing that made him happy anymore.

Or

A collection of Remus's letters to Sirius while he's in azkaban

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And then sqh goes to sqq, and is like "cucumber bro, I think mbj is planning something! Maybe something bad!! He looked all relieved when I told him you were stupid-" And before he can finish, he's being beaten over the head with a fan.

Thinking about SV demons potentially having a cultural thing where it's gauche to tell someone directly that you love them, but acceptable to tell everyone else that you do, with the idea being that you're supposed to deduce some of the state of the other's regard for you when the information is delivered by a third party.

In a lot of stories/legends/myths/etc in the relevant demon cultures, this social standard is sometimes used to sow disinformation and stir up drama, sometimes emphasizing the importance of verifying your info through multiple sources and figuring out who is unbiased. Like there's a legend of some incident where a bride finds out from her sister that the groom has never spoken of her love for her even once, and in a fit of despair she kills him, only for it to turn out that the sister was lying out of jealousy and etc etc.

Or parents trying to arrange a match lie and tell their only son that his betrothed has been assuring everyone else that she loves him, but then she ditches him on the wedding night to run off with her actual lover because it turns out that she wasn't interested after all, humiliating the entire clan.

Anyway. Luo Binghe learns of this tradition and while he thinks the "tell absolutely everyone that you love your spouse" bit is rad, he immediately disregards the "don't directly tell your spouse" part. Mobei Jun at one point attempts to explain to him that he's being extremely cringe, and Luo Binghe is just like, no you don't get it, if he doesn't hear it from me he will never believe it. It will not penetrate.

So at first MBJ is like, wow Consort Shen is thick I guess, but then a day later he's in the middle of going over some of his correspondence and Shang Qinghua is explaining some cultural miscommunication or other and the light goes on.

What if Consort Shen isn't thick?

What if this is a human thing?

But he can't just tell Shang Qinghua to his face that he loves him, especially if he's misunderstood. He has to figure it out indirectly before he knows if he needs to work up the nerve to do go that far. So he decides to talk around it instead, and asks Shang Qinghua if Consort Shen is thick about matters of love.

Shang Qinghua's not expecting this change of topics but like, obviously the answer to that question is an emphatic yes, so what happened my king did he straight-zone another lovelorn admirer?

Mobei Jun internally wipes some sweat off of his brow at this answer.

Thank fuck, looks like he won't have to do anything as humiliating as straightforwardly confess his feelings after all!

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When people are like

Oh you write? That's so cool what do you write?

And I don't know what to call this genra other than so stupid it's funny

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Nothing is better than reading a fake dating fic, and they have only been "together " for an hour, and he's already lovingly planning the wedding.

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