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so should i start posting more or…

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「 “ 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘵. ” 」

eventual james potter x fem!reader; inevitable angst and annoyance as james slowly matures over his time at hogwarts. slowburn. total word count: 56.3K

2.7K | FIRST YEAR.

5.8K | SECOND YEAR.

2.7K | THIRD YEAR.

6.0K | FOURTH YEAR.

6.4K | FIFTH YEAR.

14.0K | SIXTH YEAR.

18.7K | SEVENTH YEAR.

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dating pietro maximoff headcanons bc i said so

fem!avenger!reader x pietro maximoff

warnings: some smutty thoughts but nothing too explicit, swears.

when you joined the team this motherfucker was on you like a FLY

you were never really able to get away from him besides like sleeping (AND THATS BEFORE YOU DATE OFFICIALLY😭)

he def channels his inner james potter and does dramatic ass pranks and makes really stupid jokes to impress you

he’s so open about his care for you its so cute

anyway you start dating yada yada

he absolutely LOVES to piss people off

it’s a known fact

you are no exception to this, in fact you’re his main victim

he’ll zoom around you in circles, tickle you so fast you think you might actually die, poke you until you almost snap his finger in half; the usual shit you’d expect

but if you happen to get genuinely upset by whatever dumb shit he does, it comes in handy that he’s observant as hell when it comes to you (not that he’d ever admit it), and will stop immediately to coddle you

but anyone else can “go fuck themselves”😭

if you think you know someone whose big on PDA make room for #1 because this bitch LOVES it omg

makeouts in public

shameless groping

overly long hugs

hands have been on you 24/7

JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE AS FUCK.

oh my god don’t even let me THINK about this man being jealous i can’t

he’d push all of his body weight against your back, smothering you with affection and mild hostility; probably sighing dramatically and kissing whatever part of you he can reach

the person definitely gets effected by this eventually, either taking the hint or taking the punch LMAO

on missions he’s SO protective

bro forgets you’re on the team for a reason and can handle yourself

he loves the feeling of protecting you, he feels like it makes up for all the bad he’s done

he leaves water on the sink edge after he washes his hands and then laughs in your face when you complain

his love language is definitely physical touch but a close second is words of affirmation😭 it’s cute how he looks to you for validation when he does literally anything

he put his dishes in the sink AND rinsed them off? you’re so proud!

he killed some villain? even more proud!

he def tried to “teach you” Sokovian but ended up just making you say some stupid shit LMAOO

now you fact check everything he says

he loves but hates the fact that you’re besties w Wanda

bc he wants her to approve

but also

he had u first

and he has an issue w sharing you, especially with her since they’ve shared almost everything

unrelated!!

if it wasn’t obvious he has a praise kink

he’s definitely more on the dominant side but he has no issue letting you take control and having your way SOMETIMES

as i said, he’s more a fan of making you into a hot mess

he loves cumming on you or in you

hickeys hickeys hickeys

marking you as his in whatever way he can is what gets his gears grinding

angry sex after an argument?? his fav, your worst nightmare the next day!

on the topic, he can be kind of explosive when it comes to arguing. i don’t think he’d use your past against you, but lets be fr he’s really good at manipulating situations into ways he wants them to be

a cat person through and through — you WILL be adopting every cat he sees

sex in the work out room LMAO

HE WOULD USE YOU AS A WEIGHT.

like a bench press omg

moaning rn

sorry

anyway

literally a golden retriever bf

he’d try to write you love notes but a quarter of the words are spelt wrong because english is his second language and he’s not completely fluent yet :,)

UGH MY HEART HURTS

OH AND if you ever wanna dye your hair he demands you come to him instead of a hairdresser bc our sassy king has an alter ego hair stylist!

thats it for my not humble king🙏

requests are open:)

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i feel like me coming back on this app is giving that brittany spears meme when she’s walking onto the Ellen show and everyone in the audience is blank faced as fuck😭😭

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Javier Garcia headcanon of the day he has a giant dick

Ok I should get off Tumblr now

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i cannot get over mattheo having a BUNCH of piercings.

eyebrow, tongue, ears, EVEN HIS BELLY BUTTON????????

slut.

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james otter

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i sent in this thought to another writer on this platform but i cannot for the LIFE OF ME get this thought out my head.

imagine having to beg mattheo riddle every day, hours on end to do his makeup and he shuts you down no matter how long you pout, refusing to give in.

but one special day, he simply answers you “yes.” and you opened your mouth to retort on why he should let you, when the word registered in your head.

you had a feeling he was up to something, but you weren’t going to prod on this when you finally get the answer you’ve wanted, so you scurried off to collect your makeup products and dumped them next to mattheo who sat grinning on the bed.

right before you had sat your pretty ass on his lap, he grabbed your hips to a halt. “oh, you poor dumb thing.”

you look at him, a bit stunned. naturally when you thought things were going to be so easy.

maybe you were a teeny foolish.

“it’s getting cold out darling,” he gently rubbed his knuckles up your arm. “i need to be in you, nice and warm.”

the lightbulb in your head finally clicked on; he wanted you to cockwarm him.

you wouldn’t waste anytime, considering that it was a win-win situation. you get to finally do his makeup, and feel him stretch you out so good.

until he stated, “and if you mess me up, even a touch, you’ll suck my dick and get nothing.”

bye need it

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i don’t have rizz i just have big eyes and philosophical questions

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*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

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can we talk about how much of a menace Eric is💀 making Sookie drink his blood and then being a little shit about it smirking at Bill like i got your girl, bitch.

or when Sookie walked down to the bar basement and he was naked and he goes “see something you like?”

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mattheo riddle is stupidly gifted academically, so he would gladly help you with whatever you needed, but if you think he wont make you beg first, you’re sorely mistaken.

mattheo riddle doesn’t like your friends, to put it bluntly. they influence you in negative ways that he hates, seeing them manipulating your beautiful mind drives him near insanity.

mattheo riddle who blushes incredibly easily, but when you tease him (if you catch him), he effortlessly returns the favor.

mattheo riddle who does not give a fat or skinny fuck about how you choose to dress. he is well aware he has no say in it, and if he did, he shouldn’t. plus, he knows how to fight.

mattheo riddle who avoids your heavy gazes while you clean up his wound after another fight. seeing the disappointment in your eyes isn’t something he thinks he can face.

mattheo riddle who purposely takes your tie if you’re from different houses after you spend the night together, so the next morning in whatever class you have, everyone knows you’re taken.

mattheo riddle who is so dramatic to the point that you can’t tell when he’s serious.

mattheo riddle who will tie your shoes for you without you even asking. he would never even entertain the thought of you bending over for other reasons besides him.

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the way that sirius and remus would slowly nod their heads in agreement💀

James "I'm never doing a hear me out cake again because my boyfriend put my dad as his hear me out" Potter

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eddie’s the “one more” typa guy…

“wait, babe, c’mere. one more.”

your lips nearly split into a smile as eddie tugged you into him by the wrist and slotted your mouths together. it was sweetly chaste but still stirred up the butterflies in your tummy.

you pulled away and leveled him with a playful glare. “eds, i’ve gotta go now.”

you jingled the car keys in your hand and gestured to your uniform, reminding him that you were on the verge of tardiness.

eddie nodded sagely and released your wrist; but as you turned to grip the doorknob, you were snatched away from the door completely by eddie’s arms.

“eddie!” you burst between a fit of giggles as he dragged you towards the couch, falling on his ass on the cushions and cradling you in his lap.

“one more.” he insisted, bumping his nose against your jaw. you obliged his unspoken command and turned your head so that he could comfortably press his lips against yours.

eddie hummed into the lip lock and brought a hand up to cradle your face, pushing forward to deepen the embrace ever so slightly. you couldn’t help but do the same, his soft lips coaxing yours into a familiar dance.

if you didn’t put a stop to this, you’d lose more time than you could spare.

“mm, eddie,” you murmured against his lips, words slightly muffled. “i really, really gotta go.”

you pushed gently against his chest and eddie fell back against the couch with an exaggerated groan; he faintly reminded you of a toddler entering the beginning stages of a tantrum.

you giggled and lifted from his lap, halfway expecting him to tug you back down and pleasantly surprised when all he did was pout up at you. you rolled your eyes fondly and leaned down.

“i’ll give you one more, ‘kay? then i have to go.”

eddie brightened and leaned forward to meet you halfway. you kept the kiss brief and chaste, ignoring the tug of your heart when you pulled away and eddie groaned lowly again.

“i love you, eds. i’ll be back later.” you murmured softly.

“i love you too, angel.” eddie whispered back without missing a beat. you smiled and raised to full height, adjusted your uniform and took a step towards the door —

“wait! just one more!”

i’m in such a fluffy mood it’s not even funny. i need to cuddle the fuck outta this man immediately 😵‍💫

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if mattheo had a tongue piercing, no man would have a girlfriend. thats that.

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mattheo riddle who would make fun of you when you make him cute little gifts but if his house was burning down and the gifts were still inside, he’d go running in.

mattheo riddle who can’t stand it when you’re mad at him. you’ll never catch him admitting it, but he would jump off the astronomy tower reciting romeo and juilet to make you smile even a little.

mattheo riddle who finds out about you telling your friends details of your sex life, so he gives you more to share.

mattheo riddle who tells you to “shut the fuck up” and when you do, he backtracks. you’re the only person he would let talk 24 hours a day without wanting to put forks in his ears.

mattheo riddle who hates when you spend time around his friends because they always embarrass him.

mattheo riddle who memorized your schedule so he could take you to each of your classes, no matter where his is.

mattheo riddle who lets you paint his nails either black or green. or maybe whatever color you want, but when his friends make fun of him for it he doesn’t get defensive. he just states they’re jealous of how good he looks with pink on, and how good his freshly cut cuticles feel.

mattheo riddle who makes sure you eat at least one proper meal a day.

mattheo riddle who hates any guy friend you have.

mattheo riddle who asks your best friends what your favorite flowers are so he can surprise you.

mattheo riddle who would burn the world down to ash if it meant you’d be his forever.

but it doesn’t really matter, because you are his. forever.