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superbat brainrot,,,,,,

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50k word sickfic ft. identity porn and the feigning healthiness trope call it souperbat

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Weird question but are you batman batman flavored, lego batman flavored, or pink lego batman flavoured.?

oh buddy i'm the whole spectrum

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superbat but ummmm make them helplessly in love and ummm never have any problems ever um like at all and ummm make them sappy and make them grow old and die together and ummm yeah thanks

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because quite frankly if Superman called me beautiful i don't think the world would hear from me again like i'd move to a whole new plain of reality my purpose in life would be fulfilled i'd become some third rate diety who represents something stupid like frogs or parrotfish and you know what that would be an all right eternity with me because Superman called me beautiful once. Sorry what was the question

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noooo haha you're so sexy noooo don't be the subject of this hurt/no comfort fic nooooo looollll fuuuuuccckkk nooooo teehee

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Clark: Yeah he keeps insisting he had a 'great time' last night but he just put together the exact breakfast from Dexter for me so now what Clark: Update - called it Dexter-licious and he gave me a blank stare. I just can't tell what it means

Bruce, internally, eyes watering: He hates it

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Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #5

"A straight hundo, the old man paid me. 'What's the extra for?' I said, because it's twenty a laugh, I laughed four times, and that's eighty bucks. What gives? So y'know what he says?"

"No, sir, I do not."

"He says to me, he says -- 'The thing you do with your knuckle.' Y'know, the thing where you laugh so much you wipe a little tear away?

"He tells me, he says, 'Master Wayne enjoys seeing people cry.' Get that, running around paying employees to laugh and cry at the boss."

"Alfred."

"Yes, Master Bruce?"

"How much have you paid people to laugh at my jokes? All these years?"

"..."

"Eighty-five thousand, four hundred dollars, sir. However did you know?"

"Because I'm an amazing detective, Alfred. Amazing. Ask anyone."

"Your pay will be docked, of course. Dollar for dollar."

"Of course, sir."

"And Alfred... Leave the edible arrangement.

"Bwoocey... Hungy."

"Bwoocey. Very. Hungy."

"I'm also hilarious."

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have some art!

One of my popular head cannons is that Clark is naturally tan because why wouldn’t he be??? Give that man some melanin!

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Clark should use country accent as a WEAPON against bruce

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i hear the cries of 6000 squeaks, all little guys of one greater whole.........

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getting involved with the local mafia, then spending years to gain their trust, to become part of their tight-knit, loving family, only to lose it all in one terrible night of justice and revenge so that i can now more accurately write the mob drama arc my characters deserve🙏

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shoutout to one of my friends having a false memory of Alfred Pennyworth canonically fucking gunning down Condiment King because he's frankly sick and tired of condiment stains on the Batsuit and you know what this old man is that deranged and that fantastic that I had no trouble believing him for a solid twenty minutes while he searched for proof

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Love the idea of the batkids purposely requesting specific meals that take a little longer to make or making more of a mess than usual of their rooms so that Alfred is busy with housework and can't go hunt down and absolutely murder someone.

Like, half of the batkids ask him to make these insane recipes while the other half purposely track blood into their rooms

*Bruce limps by, actively bleeding*

Dick, leaning forward so Alfred can't see over his shoulder: you know what I've been craving recently?

Alfred: what, sir?

Dick: ...croissants

Alfred: croissants?

Dick: all those handmade layers...really time-consuming, but wow, it really pays off, you know?

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Whenever I watch a show, movie, or read a comic with Batman and Superman, I can’t help but imagine they’re secretly dating—sneaking kisses and cuddling in bed, after a night of stress relief. We just don’t see it, because, of course, it’s meant to be a secret.

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Superman: Wow. it's crazy how all of the most important people my life have the same initials. Lois Lane, Luma Lynai, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor... Batman: Lbruce Lwayne? Superman: s... sure buddy

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could mean nothing

Could mean nothing