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The Alcides Cup ⚡

Second Round 2025

Day Two - Sgt Frog vs Yellow Submarine Rematch

The results are locked in...Sgt. Frog and Yellow Submarine are in OT 1...and Hetalia and Disney Princes are also in OT with Italy and Hercules as captains of the teams...

Danganronpa vs The Hunger Games are going into Day Three...

While in the mist of waiting with baited breath for second round results...it is time...to BEGIN THE CUP!

Who will win Overtime? Sgt Frog? The Beatles? LAST CHANCE!

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"DON'T LET THIS DEAL SLIP AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! AAAAAAHHHH!" -Marik Ishtar

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -Yami Bakura

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The Alcides Cup ⚡

Second Round 2025

Day One - Hetalia vs Disney Princes Matchup

The results are locked in...Sgt Frog and The Beatles are in OT...

While in the mist of waiting with baited breath for second round results...it is time...to BEGIN THE CUP!

Who wins? Hetalia? Disney Princes? Italy? Hercules *that's me guys*? Japan? Eric? Germany? The Beast? America? Robin Hood? IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE, WARRIORS!

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"IF YOU WON'T SHOP, THEN I WILL! I ALWAYS EAT THE MERCHANDISE...EVEN IF IT'S WALL ART!" -Yami Bakura

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First Round Pick 2025

Day Three - Black Butler vs Disney Princesses Matchup

The results are locked in...Sgt Frog and The Beatles are in OT...

While in the mist of waiting with baited breath for first round results...it is time...to BEGIN THE CUP!

“Yes…I’m one hell of a butler!” -Sebastian Michaelis

Who wins? Black Butler? Disney Princesses? Sebastian? Mulan? Grell? Aurora? Undertaker? Meg…again? Ciel? Tiana? That ONE HELL OF A BUTLER?! IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE, WARRIORS!

WARNING - THIS ONLY LASTS ONE DAY ⚠️

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Kaito is, in fact, not a Virgo

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I lost...

Ok James Woods, you can stop now... 😡

The Alcides Cup ⚡

First Round Pick 2025

Day Two - Sgt. Frog and Yellow Submarine Matchup

The results are locked in...

While in the mist of waiting with baited breath for first round results...it is time...to BEGIN THE CUP!

Who wins? Sgt Frog? The Beatles? Tiebreaker? Dancing competition style~? IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE, WARRIORS!

WARNING - THIS ONLY LASTS ONE DAY ⚠️

THE WILD CARD BAKURA AND MARIK IS THE WINNER OF THE WILD CARD!

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Best part of the show! 😜

Yugioh abridged, this has to be one of my favorite parts 😂

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First Round Pick 2025

Day One - YGOTAS and Law and Order Matchup

The results are locked in...

Wild Cards

Florence Bakura and Marik vs Megara and Ariel

While in the mist of waiting with baited breath for first round results...it is time...to BEGIN THE CUP!

Who wins? YGOTAS? Goren and Eames? Meg? Ariel? IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE, WARRIORS!

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Me...with ARIEL?! 😂 🧜🏻‍♀️🧜‍♀️ Guess we missed MerMay last month 😬

"There's no timeline in being a mermaid for no reason, Meg~ I'm so excited for this cup thing!" -Ariel

The Alcides Cup ⚡

First year in 2025!

In a world full of despair and hatred...12 Dream Hockey Teams with hope and honor...

Who will win the legendary Stanley Alcides Cup of pop culture?

2025 Contestants

The Eastern Conference

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Danganronpa (The Orginal)

Lucky Star

Sgt. Frog

Hetalia

Black Butler

The Western Conference

Disney Princesses (All of them)

Disney Princes (All of them *that's me too yeah? Hercules, right*) [Note - This can include Robin Hood despite him being a fox 🦊]

Yellow Submarine (The Beatles Movie)

Law and Order SVU

The Hunger Games

Law and Order Criminal Intent

Let the games begin!

Now...it is time for YOU, brave warrior, to choose your first matchup for the 2025 Alcides Cup Bracket!

Warriors, reblog to begin this battle of the millennium!

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #12 - The Curse of 2016

Meanwhile in KING DJ'S office...

"I shall now order for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and all those others that 'help' people to pay for MY IMMUNITY BIRTHDAY PARADE!" -King John (Donald Trump)

"Perfect idea sire~!" -Sir Hiss

"And then... I'll send my HAND OUT TO EVERYONE FOR A WORLDWIDE STICKUP!" -King John (Donald Trump)

As our newest hero discovers the real identity of Donald J. Trump...

"TWO WORDS, HERC! I. AM. RETIRED!" -Phil (Pan)

"Umm... that's three words, Pan, yeah? Think yer dad's more of a Grammer Nazi than me, eh?" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"YEAH YEAH YEAH, FOR THE RECORD...TELL MEG TA STOP MAKIN ME. WORK. OVERTIME!!" -Phil (Pan)

"... Think yer at Trump's office right now..." -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"I DON'T CARE!" -Phil (Pan)

...Pan, our new hero in Canada Moosejaw Greece...has been chosen...

"aright aright speed it up narrator." -Phil (Pan)

...HARK! THE WORLD WIDE KING DJ STICKUP HAS BEGUN!

"Now...that I sent my hand print to the entire country...EVERYONE BOWS DOWN BEFORE ME!" -King John (Donald Trump)

*mocks Trump* "Oooh~ I sent my paw print to have you obey~ me~ CUT THE CRAP YA MORON! ALL YA DID WAS MAKE IT EASIER FOR SVU TO CATCH YA!" -Phil (Pan)

"STAND BY! WE GOT A 2016 IN THE AREA! 2016~~~~~!!!! Alright...move in boys..." -Olivia Benson

"THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE!" -Phil (Pan)

"*pants* Good job Pan. LET'S GO LET'S GO!" -Olivia Benson

"What's the matter, 'King DJ'? Gonna cry to mommy? Just try it. You're under arrest for serial burglary...*reads this article*" -Olivia Benson

"MOOOOMMMMYYY~~~~~~~!" -King John (Donald Trump)

"Nice work~ Pan! Or should I say Phil~ *chuckles then snorts*" -Meg

"SO I SAVED NO KING'S DAY RIGHT?" -Phil (Pan)

"Oh more than THAT Hun 😚 You sent Detective Olivia BENSON. BENSON!" -Meg

As we close this issue, tune in to see Donald Trump be forever tortured by Olivia BENSON, reblogs on this post until midnight for NO KINGS DAY, and raising political awareness through Tumblr gifs!

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #11 - Human Bobblehead

Meanwhile in Mr. Hegseth's office...

"GAAAHH!" -Aknadin (Pete Hegseth)

"Found you~ BOBBLEHEAD!" -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

"Now I swear on MY meemaw I nevea done nothin!" -Aknadin (Pete Hegseth)

"OH REALLY~?! Well I wouldn't tell Ms. Jupiter THAT, chap! As a matter of fact, I sent some of my OWN warplans to some of MY CR DEM FRIENDS!" -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

"I swear to the Southern cross SKIRT BOY that no good snake in the grass hockey playa is brainwashing YOU YA HEA?" -Aknadin (Pete Hegseth)

"Last I heard, ya wanker, the NHL does not BRAINWASH POLITICIANS! Believe me, they tried that already...now stop this charade of being two hillbillies at ONCE and tell me...DID YOU TAKE AWAY EVERYONE'S SOCIAL SECURITY MONEY YET? Or do you still have to text that to your wife?" -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

"I-I-I haven't gotten there yet sir..." -Aknadin (Pete Hegseth)

"Good...then let's keep it that way!" -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

"I ain't bowing down to some dem-o-CRAP! You all commies ya hea?!" -Aknadin (Pete Hegseth)

"Then you're on your damn own, BOBBLEHEAD! *dramatic laugh*" -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

As people call for more heroes...Hercules and Meg find footage of the next warplans Hegseth was going to send to his wife and friends...

"Hey Herc, you got the footage~?" -Meg

"Uh...Oh yeah I do yeah~!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

...after fumbling with the tape...Hercules then releases this very tape to The Daily Oligarchy. In LIVE TIME...

The footage aired made Mr. Hegseth resign after its release…ONCE AGAIN MAKING HERCULES AND MEG THE HEROS OF CANADA MOOSEJAW GREECE! …even if Chuck Schumer is not impressed with the result of the “secret warplan tape”…

“YOU GOT TO THE TAPES AND…THAT’S WHAT’S ON THE BLOODY TAPE?! EVEN I’VE SEEN THE YELLOW SUBMARINE! YOU TWO FOR ZEUS’ SAKE!” -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

“Hey what can we say~? We all make a good team~!” -Meg

“That we do yeah!” -Hercules (Brayden Point)

“Yeah~ and uh…ey SCHUMER? You and Peg here can put the puzzle back together again!” -Phil (Pan)

“No not THIS again…no…no NO…NO NO NO! NO! Curses!” -TKB (Chuck Schumer)

“Well…in any event guys…at least I don’t have ta look at McDavid over there yeah? ….I think he’s a blue meanie…yikes!” -Brayden Point (Hercules)

“Huuuuuuh?” -Conner McDavid

Tune into the next issue as we discover MORE footage of the No King’s Day, Chuck Schumer’s eternal puzzle, and more political shenanigans!

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Special Daily Oligarch Issue #2 - Meet the Author! FAQ

Don't hold back people! We need all our voices heard in this world right now!

Hearing from the people, by the people is VERY important! It upholds the Constitution and our entire universe. No Kings and have a nice day~

Ciao!

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #10 - Memorial Day Mishap

Meanwhile…in Elizabeth Warren’s office…

“Oh dear Meg, thank you for coming over! I heard all about it with ‘Melvin’, so here are your codes for him at the Millennium Oligarchy Puzzle Bank: 1111, 1234, 0000, and 6666. Have fun!” -James (Elizabeth Warren)

“Remember the bonus number for him hun?” -Meg

“Oh yes! 9999! And here are your Poke balls…as requested~!” -James (Elizabeth Warren)

“Perfect! *chuckles then snorts* Hey Wonderboy, ever met ‘Rocketman’ here? Old Liz here gave me those Pokémon balls. Know how ta use these things ya big lug?” -Meg

“Ow! Uh-ow-I-ow-DO-OW-ACTUALLY-OWAH-MEEEEEG!” -Hercules (Brayden Point)

“Good. Then use it on Melvin, Chuck, and Kirsten. Hope they like small spaces~!” -Meg

"You KNOW-ow-Tumblr will be-ow-all over this one yeah-ow!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"Of course! I'm a political journalist! That's what happens around here, Herc!" -Meg

As the heros travel far and wide into the Millennium Oligarchy Puzzle Bank to rid of Mr. Trump's Medicare and Medicaid scandal...

...Brayden Hercules Point CATCHES ALL THREE IN THE ACT OF PREYING ON THE INNOCENT PEOPLE OF CANADA MOOSEJAW GREECE!

“Ok people THAT’S ENOUGH. I’m officially a goddamn Pokémon trainer and y’all ARE GOIN IN THESE POKE BALLS. NOW! LET’S GO PEOPLE!” -Brayden Point (Hercules)

“BITE ME! HAHAHAHHAHA-WHAT NOOOOOOO-!” *Pokemon ball sound after the monster sound*

SUCCESS - CHUCK SCHUMER

“Whhheeeeee~ Pokémon! Whoooooo—!” *Pokemon ball sound after door opens*

SUCCESS - KIRSTIN GILLIBRAND

“WAIT WHAT I CANNOT FIT IN THOSE SMALL SPACES GAAAAAAAAHHHHH—!” *Pokemon ball sound after Melvin tumbles around*

SUCCESS - DONALD “MELVIN” TRUMP

As the mist of the Pokémon chaos settles…Megara Jupiter witnesses that Chuck Schumer is the only one trying to escape…however after “the great escape” Mr. Schumer makes to go to the DNC luncheon…

"I STILL CAN'T GET CHUCK SCHUMER BUT I CAN GET TRUMP?! THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH ME NYEEER~~~?!?!" -Meg

"Oh don't you fret Ms. Jupiter. I gave no comments on that lunch in to the bloody DNC. Besides, I believe you may capture Mr. Hegseth here INSTEAD!" -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

"Now I'm J-D VAAAANCE YA HEAR SKIRT BOY?!" -Aknadkun (JD Vance)

"Shut up. I'm trying to capture the OTHER hillbilly that sends texts ABOUT SPECIAL WAR PLANS TO HIS FAMILY AND FRINEDS SO WHERE IS HE DUMDUM?!" -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

"My meemaw said never talk to a stranga eva!" -Aknadkun (JD Vance)

"And I am also tan. For no reason whatsoever. Now go find me Hegseth. NOW!" -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

"Oh ok at least yer doin YER part Chuck. Sick him Hun. I got Wonderboy from here~!" -Meg

"YEAH! wait what?" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"Aaaaaaahhh~ political journalism. Gotta love it. *Chuckles then snorts*" -Meg

After Mr. SCHUMER returns to his Pokemon ball, Vice President JD Vance runs away before he gets pushed on again...

"*muffled from Pokemon ball* DAMN YOU JD! I HAD YOU!" -Chuck Schumer

"You sure about that honey? Yer not that great of a thief if you let any target slip away like that! *Chuckles*" -Meg

As we close this issue, tune in to see another Great Escape by Chuck Schumer, our heros and vigilantes chase down JD Vance and Mr. HEGSETH and more political antics!

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #9 - The Olympian Town Hall

Meanwhile...in Mr. Jupiter's office...

"CMON CMON CMON GETEM GETM! GEETT HIMMM! LET'S GO HERC!" -Zeus

As the rumbling presence of Zeus travels to Washington DC...

"What...was zhat?!" -Prussia (Donald Trump)

"Nothing to worry about my man! Just the sound of 'Merica!" -America

...the arrows from an unsung hero fly into the Millennium Oligarchy Puzzle once more!

"K DAD! I'M TRYIN! EEEERRRAAAGH!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"WATCH YOUR AIM, YOU WANKER! BY THE GODS I--forget--IIIITTTTT ANOTHER ARROW!" -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

"Yeah uh watch yer aim there, Herc. Don't let Eros over here activate too! Nyer~!" -Meg

"Sorry Meg, yeah!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

After yearning to strike down Mr. Trump, Zeus then decided to do it himself...

"If ya can't get yer son ta do it, so should his old man. Yes it's an official quote for me now, dudes." -Zeus

"NONONNONO NOT AGAIN! mphm." -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

"Wait wait lemme try that again. HOLD THAT THOUGHT SONZO!" -Zeus

...the sudden change in Mr. Trump has happened. He is now tan and afraid of REDDIT AND TUMBLR PROTESTS!

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?! MIIIIIKE?! ELON? ANYONE?!" -Melvin (Donald Trump)

As we close this issue, tune in for Bernie, AOC, and Elizabeth Warren as they investigate Donald Trump's sudden transformation!

"YOU BEACH! WHERE'S MY SCREENTIME?!!" -Kirsten Gillibrand

"Well well~ you generous to give me money yet? Give me my refund, Hun. I want every damn penny from my donations to you. Beaaach~." -Meg

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #8 - ZOOMing into Politics

Meanwhile, on a ZOOM webinar…

“Attention all CR DEMOCRATS! I, CHUCK SCHUMER, NOW COMMAND ALL 9 OF YOU, 10 including me, TO SAVE CANADA MOOSEJAW GREECE BY ZOOM! *cliche evil laugh*” -Yami Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

As the CR Democrats realize that Mr. Trump and his lackeys are preying more on the people…they come to the dire realization to start the MILLENNIUM ZOOM CHAT OF ALL TIME!

“Is that a wig, John? Dammit I’m retired, Chuck!” -Seto Kaiba (Dick Durbin)

“KYEES! Oh…did I say that out loud? Oh poopy…” -Atem (John Fetterman)

Beyond the CR ruckus remains the true hero of 2025…

“Um, MEG? I JUST GOT MAULED BY THE PANTHERS! THE FLORIDA PANTHERS! NOT READY!” -Hercules (Brayden Point)

“My point exactly wonderboy. Dick’s gonna connect you and me on Zoom for a Tumblr Webinar, k? Nyer!” -Meg

“At least give me my HOCKEY GEAR!” -Hercules

After Ms. Jupiter endlessly fixing a “bug” from last week…

…the “bug” then lands on Chuck Schumer’s Millennium ZOOM screen!

“By ALL THE GODS OF EGYPT AND GREECE WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! AND WHY I AM TAN?! AGAIN?! Should’ve NEVER started this ZOOM APP!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“Don’t worry, Charles, that ladybug will not ruin our CR Dem conversation! Now…where were we?” -Atem (John Fetterman)

“AREN’T AT least the heroes in MOOSEJAW in this bloody webinar?!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“Um, yep. I’m good. What is with Democrats suddenly exploding and doing stuff and coming back and s*it?” -Brayden Point (Hercules)

“Ok we’re on! Nyer~!” -Meg

“Some bug, eh? Ok, today we’re here to discuss the Millennium Puzzle of Washington…I guess yeahisthatwhatitscalledmeg…and how we can organize to vocalize our issue about Donald Trump, yeah? We good?” -Brayden Point (Hercules)

“I-I-I think that’s good and all…but my ZOOM app gave me a bug too..and-and-and I grew fungus during my no screen time thanks to Meg and her always *sniffs* ALWAYS ASKING ME TO REFUND HER MY CAMPAIGN MONEY! BWWWAAAaaaaaAAAaaahh…” -Junko Enoshima (Kirstin Gillibrand)

“Aww poor Gillibrand~ *chuckles* At least you make beautiful flowers! Ok, main mission people, NO KINGS, like EVER! Ok? Except my daddy-in-law of course…” -Meg

“Absolutely, Ms. Jupiter! Time to turn OFF ZOOM AND JUMP INTO JUSTICE! Oh do I LOVE jumping off this random cliff for absolutely no reason!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“NOW MIND YOU TSHISH ISH COMING FROM THE GUY WHO DID NOT SSSHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!” -Junko Enoshima (Kirstin Gillibrand)

As we close this issue, tune in to see a Daily Oligarch town hall, Mr. Durbin’s unsteady retirement, and more of Ms. Gillibrand’s speech impediments…

“Is she ok?” -Hercules

“She’s fine Wonderboy. Just got herself ‘tongue tied’ about her donations. I’m still calling her to get a refund! *chuckles then snorts*” -Meg

“YOU DONATE, IT’SH MINE! SHRUPID WIFE OF A SHTUPID HOCKEY PLAYER!” -Kirstin Gillibrand

“Your tongue’s still out, hun.” -Meg

“SSSSHUHHUT UPPPPPPAAAH!” -Kirstin Gillibrand

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #7 - The Evil Puppets

Meanwhile in the office of PBS...

"Hmmm...how should I send my puppets to have the CR DEMOCRATS in my control? Also...I shall send my puppets to smite Mr. Trump as soon as puppetly possible~!" -PBS (David Bowie)

After the tragic loss of the Tampa Bay Lightning... Brayden Hercules Point has arrived to save Moosejaw Canada Greece!

"Well good luck with THAT wonderboy~!" -Meg

"*laughs then travels off* Look I just arrived! I-uh-I-er-NUTMEG NUT!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"Watch me. Btw that's my rag to summon thingys so...gimme gimme gimme~ *chuckles then snorts*" -Meg

"Oh I was gonna use...that...I guess..." -Hercules (Brayden Point)

As both Brayden Hercules Point and Meg travel into the PBS labyrinth...they meet the Almighty David Bowie..."hiring" Dick Durbin to work for the PBS LABYRINTH DEPARTMENT! Otherwise known as PLD!

"NOOOOOO I CAN'T WORK ANYMORE I'M RETIRED! Get Schumer or Gillibrand or SOMEONE BUT ME! Besides... WHAT'S WITH THE DAMN PUPPETS?!?" -Seto Kaiba (Dick Durbin)

"WHOOOO~ Um sir, Mr. Bowie needs you to summon the um Blue Eyes White Dragon so that we, PBS, can destroy the um evil Musk and Mr. Trump...sir? AAAAAH!" -Kermit

"Kermit is right. Mr. Durbin is here based on the Tumblr polls. Will you, fellow heros, join us in our PBS LABYRINTH~?" -PBS (David Bowie)

"That's cool! You don't have make puppet sacrifices do ya, yea? Cuz I do have a Panthers rat to sacrifice, yea?" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

"No sacrifices, warrior...just LAWSUITS. LOTS AND LOTS...OF LAWSUITS!" -PBS (David Bowie)

"...guess here's one now...BLUE EYES! SUMMON A 10 ZILLION LAWSUIT ON TRUMP NOOOOOW!" -Seto Kaiba (Dick Durbin)

"RIGHT BEHIND YOU GUYS YEAH!" -Hercules (Brayden Point)

As everyone worked together to save the day, Mr. Trump is now receiving bills from PBS!

"What the hell is th--" -Trump off-screen

"Oh lighten up, Mr. Trump! At least you have... PUPPERTRY TO WRITE!" -PBS (David Bowie)

As we close this issue, tune in to see Kirsten Gillibrand rant about her non-appearance, somehow Chuck Schumer saving PBS as well, and the results on the now engagement on Trump and Musk...

Megara "Nutmeg" Jupiter

Epilogue

"I'M NOT LEAVING" -Elon Musk

"Yeah...you are...ur fired." -Trump

"Nyer~ I'll have ta see THIS on Woods' TV! THIS IS COMEDY GOLD~! *laughs then snorts*" -Meg

"First the labyrinth now WOODS' PLACE?! NUT MEG NUT!" -Hercules

"Where am I WHERE MY SCREENTIMEEEEEEEAAAH?!" -Kirsten Gillibrand

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The Daily Oligarchy Issue #6 - The Marriage of Trump and Elon?

Meanwhile in the office of MSNBC…

“Hey Chuck, lemme show ya something. Walk this way Chuck. C’mon, big boy~ hehehehehe. I’m NOT GONNA SAY IT THO! YUCK!” -Meg

“Walk this way Chuck…*mumbles* What ever do you mean, *pants* woman? If you have *pants* something to say…*pants* SAY IT!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“Keep walking, Chuck. Btw, it’s Meg, not woman. Besides, which woman? NYER~! Move it OVER WOODS!” -Meg

“Ahhh pfft ppfft! Meg what the hell?! Who’s he btw?! Wait wait wait…SCHUMER?! Aaaah geez aahh pfftpppf!” -James Woods (Hades)

“Aaah! MSNBC! Well, I’ll bargain with you, Ms. Jupiter, if I can set things right…maybe…ahhh this brings back such DEMOCRATIC MEMORIES! And yes, get out of the woman’s way, Mr. Woods!” -Theif King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“Hey, she’s not a goddess or something. Yeesh.” -James Woods

“AND YOU ARE GOOD SIR?!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“…I got nothing. Go on love birds.” -James Woods

“I may be an ass, Mr. Woods, but I do respect a Princess of Thebes who serves for her hockey playing HERO! HAHAHA! Now, what would like to show me, Ms. Jupiter?” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“Well geez Chuck. Rachel’s not gonna take you back that fast, Mr. CR Bill Don’t Shut the Government Down Thief King! Right THERE is what I wanna show you…and it ain’t pretty…” -Meg

“Well certainly can’t get much worse then, could it? …oh my…” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

After the horrific wedding fight with Donald Trump and Elon Musk…

“So what do you zink about zese vedding plans, my lovely assistant? Vould Elon approve? Look, zere’s a Tesla ad in here! Perfect!” -Prussia (Donald Trump)

“NNOOOOOOO DON’T SHOW HIM ZHAT! MY GOD, ZHAT IS VORSE THAN ZHE SHTOCK MARKET VIGHT NOW!” -Germany (Random assistant)

“You came IN MY FREAKIN FRAKIN AWESOME DOGE OFFICE TO SHOW ME THAT?! OUT! OOOUUUTT I SAY! Damn you, my beloved Cheeto…” -Ryou Bakura (Elon Musk)

…the hero from Moosejaw Greece has won a PLAYOFF GAME AGAINST THE RICK SCOTT PANTHERS!

“I gotta admit…that was SO AWESOME MEG YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN ME! WHOO!” -Brayden Point (Hercules)

“Huh, well could’ve been worse. At least Mr. Trump didn’t marry Elon in Egypt yet. She did in our MSNBC newsroom, Mr. Point. Thank you for keeping my tan, your majesty! I shall find the rest of our CR voters and go…well…NOT across the isle. *spits out garlic* Pfft!” -Thief King Bakura (Chuck Schumer)

“NYER~ Kirsten’s not coming too is she?! 😱 I HAAATE HER!” -Meg

“I got these bumbling villains, Meg, including good old Chuck here. *pats him*” -Hercules

“DON’T…pat me…actually that felt good…IN A FRIENDLY WAY MIND YOU!” -Chuck Schumer

As we close this issue, tune in to see another debut of Kirsten Gillibrand, another CR Dem, and continuing to protest the Big Fat Cheeto Wedding!

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Special Oligarch Issue #1 - Choose your CR Bill Dem!

Here are some photoshoots for you Hun 😘

Chuck Schumer ^

Kirsten Gillibrand ^

Dick Durbin ^