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mikeypubes · 23 days ago
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ uchiha itachi relationship headcanons *ੈ✩‧₊˚
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{ Note: It's been so long I literally lost count, but here's something I was working on along with some others <3 }
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i’m so excited to write about this dude because he’s the love of my life
he was generally very aloof and you’d probably be more productive speaking to a wall.
it lowkey got embarrassing sometimes because you could ask a question while you’re by his side and he just ignores it… 💀
he doesn’t even mean to ignore it, he probably thought about it but couldn’t answer it properly so he decided to just stay quiet.
either that or he was thinking of something else and wasn't paying attention.
he didn’t speak a WORD about his past until you guys have known each other for minimum of like 2 years... MINIMUM. He probably hinted at it lightly but won't explain it properly.
you probably heard about the "clan murderer" part from someone else. Probably from Kisame or Deidara's loud ass mouth.
(this is all under the premise that he’s currently in the akatsuki)
he fell in love with you super slowly and never said a word and didn’t even plan on it, especially considering his past.
you definitely fell in love first and had to confess first. He won’t say anything unless you do.
He either: rejected you with a simple "I'm sorry but I can't return your feelings."
OR....
it’ll go:
“I think I have feelings for you,” -you
“…I see.” -itachi
you noticed how much softer and gentler he became with you.
the air around you guys just became intimate and whenever someone would assume you two are a couple, neither of you would deny it.
I don't think he'd necessarily avoid the topic of becoming "official" but he tries to communicate that he returns your feelings through other methods.
I don't think you two would ever REALLY be lovers until the Sasuke issue is resolved or about to be resolved.
anyways, I think he would use body and specifically eye language to communicate more than verbally.
you’ll probably learn more about his emotions from watching him feed stray cats than from anything he ever says directly 😭
you can definitely tell that he loves you, though. The look in his eyes when you're smiling can tell you so much.
there's a small soft look on his face where his lips shift upwards by 0.03% and only the people who've known him for years could tell it even moved.
though he knows you love him (even before you told him, he could tell you had at least a crush on him but chose to ignore it), he would struggle to accept it for many reasons.
he frankly thinks you deserve better. not just because he looks down on himself, but because there's no future for you two together.
he struggles with his disease and his ultimate fate (death by sasuke's hands) and even with his sins. choosing to be with him (if you were an ordinary civilian or a shinobi) would mean you can never return to your village ever again.
if you were an akatsuki member, that would make it a tad worse. you two can never really be alone because of white zetsu, and the missions make it hard to get a word in.
and on top of all that, it makes your future really unpredictable, so odds are, despite returning your feelings, you might never be together.
anyway in the off chance you DO end up together through some miracle, it’s definitely on you to be physically and verbally affectionate.
he only ever shows his love through quality time and occasionally seeing something he thinks would look pretty on you and buying it for you.
he's extremely thoughtful like that. he prefers buying a meaningful or traditional gift rather than an expensive one.
guys… if he saw you eyeing a kimono or a hairpin he would definitely buy it for you 🥹🩷
keep in mind, kimonos and yukatas of good quality are really expensive, and they're not something anybody would buy for a girl unless it's her lover or close family member 😼
in general, uchiha men are really traditional so they’d love seeing their partner wear kimonos and yukatas and such. I dunno I just feel it. maybe because out of all the clans in Naruto, they have the most traditional japanese vibe.
he gets you lots of floral hairpins. They’re always super simple but they always suit you so well.
he doesn’t expect anything in return so if you buy him a gift or make him something, he’d be so flabbergasted 😭
like if you made him some dango 🥹
he really enjoys the quiet and calm moments between you guys where you’re enjoying a foggy morning with some tea and sweets.
kisses, hugs, hand holding, all of that stuff is really rare.
if you fall asleep on him? bro does not move. you're drooling on his shoulder and he's sitting there like 🧍‍♂️ for 2 hours because he doesn’t want to wake you up (only if he cares about you.)
during arguments, he's most likely going to ignore or dismiss most of your concerns (that are about him or his health). he won't bicker unless it's about your safety, and when it comes to that, he's winning the argument or putting you under a genjutsu to protect you.
he is ridiculously observant. like you’ll sigh once and he’ll be like “what’s wrong?” and you’re like bro how did you even hear that??? and issue is he's always right 🌚
now I know people might disagree, but forehead pokes are not common whatsoever. Probably only happened once or twice maximum.
that's because it’s a gesture he used with Sasuke to put space between the two, using it again would remind him too much of the past, so I’d say he used it like once or twice when he wants to put distance OR show love later on post-sasuke-reconciliation.
(super off topic but you cannot convince me you can't jack off to his voice ALONE. have yall heard him?? the "sono sharingan..." clip 😩)
he’s the type to make you food when he can. It’s never fancy (because God knows he can't cook THAT well), but it's always perfectly cozy. Like a warm bowl of rice, grilled fish, and green tea.
if you train or spar together, he does not go easy on you. this is not a game. he will sweep your legs and hit you with a genjutsu if you’re not careful.
and that's because he wants you to be fully prepared if you're ever attacked for real, which is genuinely his biggest fear.
despite the relationship, he still keeps a wall between you guys, mainly to protect you from his sins and past.
that’s why he was pretty hesitant to start a relationship with you, because he didn’t want to essentially ruin your future by being with you.
I think he would’ve opened up about his past before you guys got together.
he values trust a LOT so he won’t overcome those red lines until he feels that you’re a reliable and trustworthy person.
if you ever got injured protecting him, he’d be mad. not worried, MAD. like “don’t do that again” in the coldest voice ever. but then he makes you soup 👍
you're prolly weaker than him anyway so it would annoy him if you tried protecting him knowing damn well it'll end up way worse LOL.
once you guy got over his bloody past, your relationship is super intimate and based on silent communication.
you’ll have to learn how to pick up on small cues and not even body language, EYE LANGUAGE.
even through the relationship, itachi will still place all the responsibilities on his shoulders rather than share them between you guys.
he’s gonna think he’s responsible for your safety and he needs to protect you, so when push comes to shove, he’s not above putting you in a genjutsu or abandoning you to protect you.
yes, i mean abandoning you. you'll wake up one day to him totally gone if it gets that far.
like it's not going to be surprising if he sees that he's only harming you by being by your side and may just decide to disappear, and even that would be super hard to decide. He just thinks it's for your own good.
as his illness gets worse, you’ll have to really help him with some tasks. He hates it but you’ll have to insist on helping.
he’ll be afraid to continue the relationship because he doesn’t want you to get attached and everything only for him to die soon and leave you behind.
to be honest, you’ll give him a new reason to live. He’s never really enjoyed life enough for him to want to live, so you’ll definitely help with that
he always, and I mean always thinks of having a family with you. Like it’s always on his mind, whenever you’re sleeping or smiling at him, he wishes he can see you running along with your children.
once his issues with sasuke were solved, he’d become way more affectionate and comfortable showing his love and being honest about it.
he would smile more, laugh more, he’d communicate openly with you without putting all the responsibilities on his shoulders.
also he never uses pet names. not even a “babe" or "honey" you're just [first name] or “you” unless it’s a rare soft moment and then MAYBEEEEE you’ll get a “...my love” ONCE in a lifetime and you’ll be feral for 3 weeks 💀 and that only happens like years later when him and sasuke are chill again.
he would only ever seriously consider making a family with you after resolving his issues with sasuke, and if he lived after the encounter, you guys aren’t gonna be separated even by kaguya herself.
i think he wants two kids. and a calm life. he would retire from shinobi activities because he starts valuing his life for your sake (and your kids, if you have any).
only then can he really say “I love you” properly.
he’ll be more comfortable embracing you or kissing you softly or poking your forehead, this time not to put space between you guys, but to show a form of love that nothing else can communicate.
you would be a new reason behind his forehead pokes. before, they were to put a distance between him and sasuke, but now?
not a kiss, not any words, nothing. just a forehead poke that conveys more love than anything else.
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woah im not ready for this
bruh i can imagine itachi having kids, just not… doing what is required for them to get in there :D
I think he was actually super shy before getting into it. I hate seeing headcanons making Itachi seem eager and dominant during sex because in reality, he's so innocent and shy deep inside.
I don't think he has any experience at all. Not even once. I think lots of people agree with that.
He was quite busy with his Akatsuki duties, the stuff with Sasuke, and even his own sins to think of sex in the first place.
Besides, I think the first time you guys did it was post-sasuke-reconciliation. The farthest you two have gotten before that was a simple kiss.
For starters, there's not many words involved… The most you'll get out of him are some small sighs and occasionally making sure you're okay and he's not hurting you.
He's super slow with it. He NEVER rushes because to him, this isn't just sex, it's the closest your two bodies can be to each other.
He also wants to make sure you aren't hurt.
Lots of eye contact. He needs to know exactly how you feel so he knows what to do.
He's incredibly traditional with it, so I can just imagine you telling him that you want to do it (he will NEVER initiate it the first time, or for many times after that) and then deciding that you'd do it now.
Does that even make sense 💀
Basically, I don't think the first time would happen from you two getting carried away with the "passion" (ew). Like it wouldn't be oh you two are making out and suddenly your clothes are off.
It would have to be decided on beforehand or at least initiated by you.
He touches your skin a lot. He probably needs to reassure himself physically that you actually want to be with him, so he does that by feeling your skin and your warmth. It brings him back to reality that yes, you two are doing this right now because you love each other.
Getting to the point of sex is really hard because he'll only get to it once he decides he's going to stay with you forever.
He'll never do it with you if he isn't sure what he'll do with you, which is why it has to be post-sasuke-reconciliation.
And that means once he does do it, he's thinking of a family. He doesn't mind if you don't want to have kids, but if you do, he'll think of it each time you two get down.
That shows how serious he is about you and your future together.
Y'all I'm sorry I literally cannot write anything dirty 😭
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mikeypubes · 3 months ago
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Hi, I really love your ‘character as your boyfriend’ that you do.
I would really like to see Levi or Tsukasa next in your usual format.
thanks in advance and have fun !
˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ levi ackerman relationship headcanons ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱
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[ Note: I did indeed have fun 🥀 thank you for your support 🥹 ]
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I think you’d have to be a balance between mature and silly to be in a relationship with levi
He’d get along better with someone who isn’t as serious as he is, like think of Petra’s dynamic with levi. I think his ideal type is someone similar to Petra.
Getting into a relationship with this man is HARD.
He’s the kind of guy who would humble you with a cold rejection if you ever asked for his number so don't have any hopes 👍
Anyway, say y’all had a relationship during the og universe, you’d have to accept that he’s a soldier who could die at literally any moment.
So he expects that you wouldn’t fuss over him “getting himself in danger” because that’s his literal job.
He likes it when you tend to any wounds he has, though it doesn’t happen often because bffr who has the power to injure THE levi??
I don’t think he’s all that into physical affection, like his love language would be quality time, to be honest. 
I feel like it could also be words of affirmation, except his “affirmations” aren’t… what they usually would be.
His affirmations would often be blunt and vague, like "you're not completely useless" or "it’s quieter when you’re not around." 
You’re not really getting much more than that so learn how to enjoy these moments
You guys definitely sip tea together quietly or you could yap his ears off while he rests his chin on his palm and listens to you. 
He might caress your cheek or chin every once in a while.
Kisses are rare, but hugs are RARER bitch you ain’t never getting a hug from him, it’s all on you.
He tolerates SOME hugs, like maybe he was in danger and you’re glad he’s fine, or if you reallyyyy need some sort of comfort or affection so you throw yourself on him, he’ll frown and act as if he doesn’t like it. 
He’ll still rest his palm on the top of your head and his gaze might soften a little.
He shows his love by scolding you and by cleaning your room. Prove me wrong.
If you try flustering him, you’re gonna be met with a straight ass deadpan, but when he turns around, you can see how reddened his ears are.
I don’t think he gets jealous a lot, just protective. 
Regardless, I can see him feeling a TAD 🤏 bit insecure. 
He probably thinks from time to time that being around him is boring and routine, and seeing you laugh and have fun with other people can sometimes spike that feeling up.
The two of you read together in calm silence. Your head rests against his chest while one of his hands gently cradles it, the other holding his book steady.
You two have this deadpan humor where no one knows if you're serious or joking half the time.
he'll fix your scarf if it's crooked, he’ll quietly push your hair behind your ear, or casually press his fingers against your lower back when guiding you through crowds.
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Oh boy.
I don’t think he has experience, tbh. He knows what to do, but he’s gonna be awkward and a bit hesitant. 
He’s also gonna be SUPER clean, like he’s going to wipe everything off and make sure nothing gets gross at any point. 
He’s gonna make you shower before y’all get down and dirty 😜
He’s terrible with words. He’s not gonna praise you, not gonna degrade you, just the occasional “Is this fine?” or “Tell me if it hurts.” with a serious face.
He’s surprisingly gentle. You’d think that the strongest soldier would have a rough touch to him, but no, he’s totally soft and slow. 
He’s definitely the dominant one, but he might let you on top if he’s feeling particularly lazy.
He’s so precise. Midway through the freaky (😋), he might pause to fix a pillow that’s crooked or straighten the sheets because “This is distracting.”
If something interrupts the mood LOLOL like someone shouting outside or walking in on you two, Levi will immediately go deadpan. “We’re done here.” He is NOT backing off. 
His filter disappears sometimes in the worst ways. While he’s balls deep inside, you’ll randomly hear “Your hair’s in my mouth.”
He’s gonna get SO annoyed at how loud the bed creaks. “Tch. Piece of junk.” 
He’s tried to tighten the screws three separate times but it only gets louder each time. 
He has zero stamina in bed and his libido isn’t that high. Whenever you guys have sex, it’s probably because you’re the one who wanted it. 
So yeah one round is your maximum.
Nice aftercare, though. He’ll make you a hot cup of tea and wipe you down thoroughly after the vigorous fucking 🤺
hope you enjoyed <33
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mikeypubes · 4 months ago
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i love your mikey hcs! could you do more but fluff/comfort? 🩷
[ Note: Of course I can 🥰 Thanks so much for the request! P.S. I'M SO SORRY I had so much school work so I know it's really late]
BYE i just found the request.
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mikeypubes · 4 months ago
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'*•.¸♡ Tsukasa Shishio relationship headcanons ♡¸.•*'
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[ Note: Someone requested tsukasa shishio BUT I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING REQUESTS anyway enjoy <3 ]
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if you made this man fall in love with you, congratufuckinglations because i'm jealous.
he confessed first, and it was the most sincere, heart-touching confession ever.
If perfection was a human…
If he falls in love, he falls HARD. And he is loving you forever.
you're his most precious human, alongside his sister. he'll never let you two get hurt. EVER.
tsukasa isn't the type for excessive pda, but anyone can tell you two are a thing by the way he shields you from any kind of implied danger (guys he def stands on the side closer to the road 🥹), or the way his gaze softens when he's around you, and the way his hand gently caresses yours in secret.
this man could probably carve out a statue of you with how well he memorizes your features. he always tells you how beautiful you are.
he doesn't get "jealous" since he's way too mature for that, but he does get annoyed if someone bothers you. like, if someone tried flirting with you, he's gonna politely tell them off but they'll shit themselves just because of his intense stare and towering height.
(talking 'bout height, y'all would prolly look ridiculous together im sorry 😭 the princess and her knight type shii)
he's so comforting to be around. he made it his duty to protect you, but not just physically. he wants to make sure you're always doing well, and he's gonna go to whatever lengths possible to make sure you're fine.
he isn't controlling, just really protective. but to be honest, who would mind this man controlling them? either way, it would be for your own good and you'd know that because he really cares about you.
you're the only one who gets to see his most vulnerable moments (and occasionally senku—who's always in the way 😒).
he's rarely exhausted or tired, but he always finds comfort in you. he'd lean his forehead against yours and smile gently, like just seeing your face gives him energy.
he loves letting you play with his hair.
i think his love language is... all of them basically. he manages to balance all 5 perfectly.
he gives you gifts, but they're always so meaningful, and he handcrafts most of them or earns them through hard labor.
if you want to fight/you're a fighter, he'll train with you and he'd be SO gentle and helpful, actually giving you useful tips and teaching you life-saving techniques. he would be so fucking proud when you improve.
at night, when it’s just the two of you, he allows himself to relax—his voice gets quieter and his touches softer. He’ll wrap you in his arms and lay down like you two are trapped in your own bubble with no one to interfere.
your ego is gonna inflate tenfold because of this dude. whenever you doubt yourself, you should expect the most heartfelt words of reassurance.
since he’s ridiculously strong, he sometimes forgets it. He'll pat your head affectionately, and suddenly your whole body jerks forward like you just got hit with a fucking earthquake.
you definitely tried playfully tackling him from behind once, and it felt like hitting a brick wall. he didn't even budge. just turned around, completely unbothered, like, “Did you drop something?”
he fears nothing. except for those damn puppy eyes of yours. his only weakness.
use that on him and instant defeat. he'll hesitate, with a bead of sweat rolling down his forehead, before giving into whatever it is you want.
you tried wrestling him once. key word: tried. it ended up with you being effortlessly picked up and carried away like a sack of tatoes while he chuckled at your determination.
he's always picking you up. if you're insisting on fighting an enemy alongside him and tsukasa knows you're not going to be able to handle him, he'll talk to you first, telling you he's confident that you're a capable warrior, but this enemy isn't for you.
if you keep insisting, he'll throw you over his shoulder and make hyoga watch over you LLOLOL.
he carves little trinkets for you out of wood, and when you tease him about being sappy, he just raises an eyebrow and says, "So you don't want them?" knowing fully well you do.
you once tried carrying something heavy in front of him but he just calmly walked over, took it out of your hands without a word, and carried it himself like it weighed nothing (you pouted. he ignored you).
tsukasa doesn't really tease. He’s too sincere and mature for that. but if you ever try to tease him, he'll just give you a small, knowing smile and respond with something devastatingly romantic instead.
("If you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to try so hard.") BOOM.
his kisses are everything. they're always slow and sweet, with his hand resting on your lower back and the other gently holding the side of your face, tilting you into the kiss.
he's so ridiculously patient—except when you're being reckless. If you try to pull some self-sacrificial nonsense, expect a stern lecture (talking bout lectures: you get a SHIT TON of those).
he wants to make a family with you. it was always on his mind. he loves children and he loves his family, so if given the chance, he'd really want to grow it (he wants 3 kids).
(omg i wanna write tsukasa x pregnant reader 😭)
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ugh king of gentleness.
he's SO patient. he'll wait for as long as you need until you're completely comfortable and ready, even if he's DYING to touch you.
i don't think he has heaps of experience, but probably once or twice. despite that, he KNOWS what he's doing 🤭
he's slow and romantic with it. hates quickies because he really likes taking his time.
on that note, he prioritizes your pleasure over his all the time. he could even go without getting himself off at all during the session.
his eyes are always on you, watching every reaction you make, making sure you're feeling pleasured.
his touches are so warm and soft, and he will use his strength to hold you down while he overstimulates you.
praise. praise praise PRAISE. he's always telling you how beautiful you are, how good you feel, how much he adores your sounds.
if you wanna see him flustered, just reverse it. praise him, run your hands down his arms and abs and whisper about how strong he is, how good he feels, how much you need him—and just WATCH the way his breath catches for a split second.
absolutely worships your body. his hands explore every inch, kissing every spot. he wants to make sure you feel loved.
he def eats you out WHOOP WHO SAID THAT 🧐
he has crazy stamina though so if you really wanted it, he could go on and on hsbhsbs.
his aftercare is flawless. the second you’re spent, he’s so soft with you. he’ll clean you up, wrap you in his arms, stroke your hair, press lazy kisses to your temple. and if you drift off? he’ll stay there, watching over you like the protective lover he is.
he'll wipe you down, change your clothes, get you a glass of water, and tuck you into bed as you doze off.
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mikeypubes · 4 months ago
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༊*·˚ mikey fluff headcanons ༊*·˚
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[ Note: someone requested this but I can't freaking find it so if you're out there, I'm sorry 😓 ]
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clingy ASF. he's always on you in some way or another, like he'll casually drape himself over your shoulders, rest his head in your lap, or wrap his arms around your waist while whining about how tired he is.
not only that, but his energy comes from cuddles. your bed? nah, it's his and you're his plushie that he can snuggle 🤷‍♀️
he's gonna stuff his face into your head and smell your hair, he loves the smell of your shampoo.
he’ll always hold you close while you sleep, burying his face in your neck and taking in your scent with a deep inhale.
sometimes he does little things and seeks praise from you or a head pat. your acknowledgement about small things here and there matter a lot to him, for god knows what reason.
he's gonna get you really random lil gifts. cool-looking rock? yours. a keychain of your favorite character? snatched (but not unless you tell him that he's your most favorite). a small snack from the convenience store, too (he bought two, one for you and one for himself but he WILL steal yours anyway 🤗).
he loves it when you baby him. take care of him, indulge in his childish tendencies, give into his annoying wants, give him cheek kisses (most important thing ever).
although he's really cool and badass a lot of the time, he can feel vulnerable and open with you, so he's never shy about expressing his true self.
but boy is this boy jealous. he doesn’t get mad, but he does get pouty. if you spend too much time with someone else, expect him to flop onto you like a dead weight and grumble about how he should be your favorite person. the only way out of it is to show him a lot of attention and preferably to give him a kiss.
he's also gonna get pouty at the other dude in question, and tell him that you're HIS 🤨✋
i feel like he likes drawing on you (drawing ugly ass shit). you woke up once and greeted emma unknowing of the monstrosity on your face (it was a 💩)
he's not gonna remember your anniversaries but he's gonna remember that one time you looked at a necklace or dress that you thought was really cute and he'll bring it on your birthday.
so basically he notices really small things but always forgets the big stuff.
i feel like he talks in his sleep. definitely faked snoring once to annoy tf outta you.
texts you the most RANDOM stuff at ass o'clock.
you’ll get messages like “what if we got a pet duck” at 3 AM, and he expects a proper response, and if you don’t answer fast enough, he'll go “hello?? this is important??"
loves messing with your hair. if you have long hair, he’ll twirl it around his fingers absentmindedly while talking to you. if it’s short, he’ll ruffle it just to see your reaction.
you let him braid it once and it turned out HORRID.
he loves getting your attention, esp if it's on someone else.
he's so deeply in love with you but thanks to his personality, it seems like a child's puppy love
but he's always thinking of you, especially when he's emotionally stressed or lost. he's always gonna find himself seeking you out because you always make him feel better.
he doesn't think he can live without you.
but he'd LOSE his shit if you got hurt or anyone messed with you. the entirety of toman would fight for you tbh.
he really likes seeing you wear his clothes. it inflates his boyfriend ego.
yeah i think that's it i suck at writing fluff 😭
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mikeypubes · 4 months ago
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When crazy things happen with toman (normally Mikey's ideas) feel like Draken and Mitsuya just instinctively glance at each other like "can you believe this?"
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mikeypubes · 5 months ago
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Just the kind of daily conversations they have in the pet shop
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mikeypubes · 5 months ago
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drop the Mikey Sano headcanons magic man and my life is yours 🙏🙏
(Please and thank you 😌)
*ೃ༄ sano manjiro relationship headcanons .ೃ࿐
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[ Note: now how did you know i was already writing this... 🤨 but i hope you enjoy this love 🥰 ]
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i don’t think he realized his feelings immediately, but he wouldn’t be totally clueless either
draken definitely worked wonders to get you guys together, and he's always making the tough decisions for you guys’ relationship because God knows Mikey can’t 🤗
he won’t confess until he’s totally sure you like him back, and even then, he’s not gonna tell you how he feels, he’ll just go “wanna be my girlfriend 😎” and try to play it off cool
now you’re basically just his buddy that he gropes occasionally
when he gets comfortable around you, his immensely childish and immature side comes out
he’s gonna drag you into his pranks, he’s always go to cafes and eat with you, he’s always and I mean ALWAYS sleeping over at your house. It's not your house, it’s his
he sprawls all over your bed like it belongs to him after dirtying it with snacks and throwing around bike magazines
he does not give two fucks about privacy, if he wants to do anything to you, you best bet he's gonna do it right in front of all of God’s creations
his ways of showing love include: back hugs, cheek kisses, sleeping on your lap, pouting all the time and demanding attention and kisses, taking you out on motorcycle rides at night, and making you do dumb shit with him
he has really rare moments where he’s so genuine and quiet and he does something sensual and romantic
like you guys are standing on a bridge at night with his motorcycle parked on the side and he has one of his moments where he just stares out at the sky in silence
then he's gonna look over at you and tells you something he's never told anyone before or press a soft kiss to your lips 🫦
but don't get too excited, because he will NAWT remember anniversaries or birthdays 😜
draken has to bring it up for him to remember to get you a present
now this man gets jealous a LOT. it's not serious jealousy where he deadass thinks you’re gonna leave him, it’s just petty possessiveness
if you start laughing a bit too much with some other guy, he's just gonna 🤨 and start ignoring you till you kiss his feet basically
he’s really protective, though. he’s affiliated with gangs and he has a TON of enemies, so he’s gonna go to far lengths to make sure you’re always safe
if you’re not, well… I think we all know what would go on lololol
all of the toman captains know you very well thanks to Mikey's not-so-discreet displays of affection, and the extra members are always warned not to lay a finger on you
mikey really wanted you and his best friends to get along together, and it made him so relieved when you did. You guys hang out at cafes, go on motorcycle rides, sometimes he brings you along to Toman meetings, if you really begged
ok this is so random but him and his gf would lowkey have conversations with like one in the bathroom shitting and the other talking outside the door
on the not-so-green-flag side, dating him is kind of exhausting
like he'd be childish 99% of the time but then he doesn't show the very emotional and dark sides of him at all, so when he's not feeling okay, he'll put a wall between you guys and you'd have no clue wtf is even going on
and at some point he's gonna try to keep you away from him if he feels that he can't control himself anymore
you have to be cognitively empathetic basically if you wanna have a shred of emotional intimacy, and he would dodge your attempts so constantly it's tiring
he's so high maintenance lowkey and if you're not into physical affection you're doomed
he would expect you to have snacks at your disposal and he'd constantly steal your food and drinks
he does NOT notice physical changes in you
you could get your nails done, change your entire wardrobe, change your perfume, and cut your hair and he'd be like "what do you mean smt changed"
but if your mood changes a small tiny bit, he'd try his hardest to make you laugh again
one day, you had a place you were getting ready to go to and he insisted on doing your hair and it turned out like chopped shit
you're gonna get into arguments a LOT so be prepared ! he's lowkey a total shithead when it comes to that
like he'd ignore you and act annoying but then he'd acc start missing you a lot and apologize once you two are alone
he would really try to make you happy and content, he'd hate seeing you upset
and your relationship would improve a lot the more you two grow up because I can see grown up Mikey being much more responsible and uh... put together? He wouldn't do anything that annoys you seriously
like as teenagers, he would be really childish, he might ogle at other girls sometimes (he wouldn't cheat though !), get into a lot of arguments with you because he's just irresponsible
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his libido was probably not that high before you guys started dating, like he'd probably jerk off twice or three times a week
after you started dating is a whole other topic though...
he cannot keep his mind un-dirty
if you bend over, you should expect him to grab your butt or stare at it at the very least
if you hug him, his mind and eyes are gonna be on ONE thing only 😁
if you kiss him, 9 times outta 10, it's gonna escalate
doesn't let you shower alone
you guys are gonna hate me for this but he's lowkey still gonna watch porn and read mags even after dating 😭
he definitely asked you to watch porn with him 😀
he'd even have a specific preference, like he would like girls with big boobs and nice thighs, really soft skin but he wouldn't like the girl toooo skinny, and he probably prefers long hair, bonus if it's blonde or brown
and he wouldn't understand why you're mad about it, like he'd think it's a joke until you slap him
(talking about slaps, he definitely gets a lot of those in this relationship 👍)
if he ever stops the porn stuff, he'll have to replace it with a lot of... uh, action !
and he wouldn't give a SHIT where y'all do it as long as you do it
you guys definitely did it at school more than once when you were skipping class in a storage room or some shit
he'd deffff like receiving more than giving
i'm so sorry but he definitely enjoys blowjobs the most, and he'd grip your hair and choke you on it
he'd apologize later but does it again every time
he would have his arms behind his head or playing a video game as you suck him off !
he'd try eating you out and the first time, he was TERRIBLE but then slowly got better at it
when he's in the mood, he's merciless like he'll keep going till you're crying
omg this is really embarrassing to write
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mikeypubes · 6 months ago
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so if he likes you, you're never going to find out 🤷🏻‍♀️
this man leaves no hints whatsoever and treats you like a rando.
he has probably liked you for years, honestly. he never spoke up about it, though, for a couple of reasons.
also because he's not too interested in romance at the moment. he has bigger worries (like mikey 😐)
he is self-conscious and aware though so he'll notice if you like him right away.
he's pretty serious about relationships and whatnot so he doesn't wanna rush things, or get into a relationship he's unsure of.
he needs to make sure you both want this and both have the same feelings before getting into it, and any relationship will be long-term for sure.
and when he does date, he's dating for marriage 100%
so when you do confess, he'll get pretty shy and just mumble that he feels the same way.
anyways into the actual relationship !
forehead and head kisses.
if you want a real kiss you're not getting one unless you start it 😁
later on into the relationship, he'll get more comfortable and MAYBE he'll give you a small peck in a private, romantic situation.
he's super soft and gentle, but he'll be way too shy to initiate anything at the beginning.
his love language would be quality time and maybe acts of service, and occasionally some gift-giving.
i can see him finding an ugly plushie and giving it to you while laughing cheekily because it "looks like you" 👍
if you try to feed him in public he is NOT taking the bite.
PDA will never happen, at the very most hand-holding just because you insisted.
he's super overprotective.
you're not going out at night alone, he's always always gonna walk you back home and make sure you're inside safely till he leaves.
your mother ADORES him because he's so respectful towards elders and especially your parents, he wants to make a good impression.
he's honest and truthful, so when he says he'll never hurt you, he genuinely will never.
he would hate it when you wear overly revealing stuff, like super short shorts or a short skirt, so he'd try to cover you up with his sweater.
also I feel like if you try to wear his clothes, he'll pretend he hates it but he would probably find it adorable SUPER DEEP inside.
he low-key carries snacks you like around when he's with you, and he always has a hair tie on his wrist (and he'd lie and tell you it's for him).
he always plays with your hair and braids it, but if you play with his he'd tell you to stop even though secretly loves it (it's so relaxing for him, he'll probably lay his head in your lap and fall asleep).
also, he will FIGHT for you, like if some guy (especially from another gang) is really out of line, he'll get so pissed.
he would lose it if you got hurt. (this sounds so cringey)
he doesn't want you to get too involved with his gang activities because he knows how vulnerable you are and how dangerous gangs can be, especially since he and mikey have so many enemies.
also, you're going to automatically know mikey. for sure.
get used to draken ditching you for mikey's random ass whims 😜
also get used to seeing draken covered in someone else's blood.
like i can imagine him finishing up a fight, then coming to your house in the middle of the night covered in bruises and you'll be like "omg?? what happened??" and he'll act so cool and chill like "just cleaned up a mess."
and he kind of looks hot, too.
he likes it when you tend to him, though.
he'll probably sit on the edge of your bed while you're standing close to him, focused on disinfecting the scratches until you feel a soft kiss pressed to your forehead.
he'll ruin the mood by suddenly grunting and lecturing you "that hurts, idiot."
this is pretty random but I feel like he always and I mean always smells good. he hates strong colognes so he always has a soft but nice smelling cologne on.
I feel like he subconsciously flexes how tall and strong he is, like seeing you struggle to open a jar and he'll come over all nonchalant and open it so easily.
when he's in a nice mood, he'll be really teasy and romantic. he loves seeing you get all red and flustered.
he prefers hugs over kisses just because they're not as embarrassing. also because he loves feeling your warmth around him.
if he ever makes you cry, he'll feel so guilty and would try to make up for it in indirect ways, but if was because of an argument, he'll apologize properly. he's really mature.
but do not disrespect him. he needs to feel respected in a relationship otherwise it won't work out.
he's surprisingly innocent, like he does not have ulterior motives. he'll THINK of things, yeah, but he won't look at you in an assholery way.
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I think it would take a long time to get into it, honestly.
he's really big on trust and communication, so if you both are 100% sure you want it, then he'll prepare for it really well.
it'll have to be at your house. he will never do it at his place, he'll die of embarrassment. plus he cannot take the teasing from everyone who works there knowing that he brought a girl to his bedroom (and it's pretty obvious what they would do all by themselves in there).
he would want you to be relaxed too, so a brothel probably isn’t the best choice
he would feel so much better knowing you totally trust him and show him yourself in a vulnerable state.
either way, he's obviously slow and gentle. it's also embarrassing for him, since he's never done it before this time.
he probably likes boobs the most
he would have done some in-depth research to make sure you won't feel any discomfort.
and he makes sure it's totally safe.
his aftercare is amazing, too. he'll properly clean the both of you up, and actually take care of you. if you want water, tea, anything, he's got you.
anyways yeah that was pretty long
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mikeypubes · 6 months ago
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Let's say you guys are in an established relationship, which will probably have to be in secret for a short while because of his status as a noble (and it doesn't really matter whether you're also a noble or not, a romantic entanglement will drag both families in, so revealing it right away probably isn't a good idea.)
Any dates will happen in secret, when you're both disguised as commoners or wearing masks.
On that note, dates are surprisingly common. He either sends you a letter telling you to "get ready" or will take advantage of a normal meeting and drags you to a place he thought of.
Festivals, forests, markets, beaches, you name it, he'll drag you to it.
I feel like he buys you a lot of stuff... He likes flaunting his money around and tries to impress you with his "nonchalance" about spending it. Doesn't matter if you also have money.
"Hello, which kind of jewelry would you like?"
"All of it!"
Anyway, I think the beginning of the relationship wouldn't have that much physical contact, mainly because he's wayyyy too shy, so the most you'll get is like hand-holding.
If you kiss his cheek at the end of the date, he'll burst up in flames and start getting all tsundere on you (god i hate that word).
The more the relationship progresses, the more comfortable he is with showing blatant physical affection, but it's a slow ride. :)
He'll give you a kiss occasionally, or casually tuck your hair behind your ears.
You guys have a ton of fun going on random dates though, just exploring the city (town? dukedom? idfk) and eating stuff.
He probably won't admit it, but he loves disguising as a commoner. Although he loves abusing his status, he does feel somewhat relieved of all his duties (he hardly has any) when he's just a "regular person" you feel me? Especially if it's with someone he likes.
On that note, it'll take him decades for him to say "I love you" like you'll probably have to say it first, then he'll say it eventually.
If you hug him, he'll get flustered but he'll wrap an arm around your back reluctantly, looking around to make sure no one else is there.
Also, he teases you. 100%
And he hates it when you turn the teasing on him.
He'll pretend he hates it when you cling to him, but if you try getting off, he'll hold your wrist and go all "Where are you going??"
I feel like he once had a really stupid idea to sneak you inside of his family mansion... You definitely refused because God that's one hell of a risk you don't wanna take, but he kept reassuring you saying no one will catch you guys.
His plan was to take you to the attic during sunset.
Of course, you guys were caught ! And by Derrick, to make matters 10x worse. Reynold told you to just wait for him while they spoke, and thankfully, he was able to convince Derrick to keep his mouth shut.
Although against his will, Derrick did help in some way keeping any servants away from the attic while you guys had your moment. He probably caught you kissing, too.
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mikeypubes · 8 months ago
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For starters, he is unfortunately perfect.
He's gentle with you, kind (to a degree), understanding, responsible, and he tries his best to make sure you're fully content and comfortable.
Say you're with him in Las Noches, you're gonna have access to the absolute finest food and clothes they have.
He's incredibly patient with you, and any negative behavior from your end will almost never irritate him.
He also shows a lot of affection in various ways, such as getting you all the shit you need and more.
His love language is gift giving. He's always giving you stuff.
He's also good with physical affection, and although he won't initiate a lot of it, he'll accept it most of the time.
He presses gentle yet teasing kisses to your lips, caresses your cheek, pulls you in close to his chest and looks at you intensely.
Although 9 times outta 10, he'd be a yandere (it's just in his personality), I feel like if you guys are super close and he truly trusts you, he might be easier on you than say a hostage he had (like Orihime) or some girl he wants for his benefits.
If you're a hostage he fell for, he'd try whatever ways possible to make sure you're completely his, but he'd be manipulative about it.
I don't think he'd be open about his intentions with someone he's interested romantically in because who the fuck would fall in love with someone who's all "yeah im manipulating you you dumb bitch" (spoiler alert: me ✌️).
He'd make sure whichever family members or friends you have will slowly leave you alone and broken, so that the only person you can return to is him.
He'd also make sure to have this level of "dominance" over you
Like he wants you to understand that you guys aren't on the same level, therefore, you have to abide by his orders and his will or else he'll take measures that aren't in your favor (and no I don't mean he'll "punish 😈🖤" you)
He tells you not to be afraid of him (because that totally does wonders) a lot.
Let's not lie to ourselves, he knows he's hot as shit and you better bet he uses that a LOT.
He's not above using seduction to get to you (and ofc it works 🙄).
He really values intimacy and privacy.
He'll be so incredibly romantic with you in private, like he'll have everything set up and take his time to have deep conversations with you, tell you about his goals, he'll try to understand you better.
He'd drink wine with you and have you wear something he got for you (use your imagination here 😁)
He would low-key call you "dear" or "honey" if you guys have been in a relationship for a while (but he won't call you baby or doll eugh).
He doesn't get jealous, like, at all. He gets cautious yeah, like if Gin was pulling some bullshit like he always is, but not jealous or insecure.
He would make you jealous on purpose I'm sorry.
He'd find it SO amusing to toy with you and make you feel a wide range of emotions.
Like one day, he'd flirt with his ugly minion girls and piss you off, then he'll shower you with attention and love, then he'll say something cruel and make you cry.
He loves seeing your expressions and how vulnerable you are.
It serves him a ton of satisfaction seeing that you're so dependent on him.
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I feel like it wouldn't take long for you guys to finally do it, since half of the relationship is coated with sexual tension anyway.
Again, very gentle.
Unbearably slow. You can cry and beg but he'll keep going at the exact same pace.
Enjoys pushing you to your limits and overstimulating you.
I don't think it'd be any bigger than 8 inches. I've seen some people go on about 9 or 10, like guys he's not a fucking meter stick (not to mention, nobody's cooch is big enough to take allat in).
Hates quickies because he loves to drag it on.
Ton of foreplay (probably for an hour minimum) and fingering.
His aftercare is amazing, though.
You'll always wake up to find yourself totally clean, in new clothes, and if he's still by your side in the morning (very rare occurrence), you'll be laying your head on his chest.
He loves holding your waist close to him.
(He probably likes your breasts the most)
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mikeypubes · 8 months ago
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1. I only write about male characters (targeted towards female readers), sorry! I just don't have enough confidence in my ability to write anything otherwise, nor do I have the knowledge of it.
2. For the mean time, I'll only write for the following fandoms (I usually write for most of the characters) And the ones with a star mean I'm more comfortable writing for them:
Hunter x Hunter*
Dr. Stone*
One Piece*
Naruto*
Bleach
Attack on Titan*
Jujutsu Kaisen*
My Hero Academia*
Demon Slayer*
Haikyuu!!*
Black Clover
Tokyo Revengers*
a bit of Blue Lock (I haven't finished the series yet)
Assassination Classroom
Toilet Bound Hanako-kun
a teeny tiny bit of Bungou Stray Dogs (I haven't finished the series either)!
(P.S. does anyone know about villains are destined to die?)
3. Please don't send disgusting or cringey shit. I don't have enough will power to write "can i request bakugo calling y/n his sexy bitch?! uwu" 4. I'm okay with writing NSFW and pretty much whatever isn't mentioned below unless I specify that later. 5. No x ethnicity!reader, no furries, no character x character (unless I like the ship so just ask and I'll see if it's okay), no non-con, nothing extremely kinky and weird (like foot fetishes), nothing related to animals, no self-harm, nothing racist... I think that's it? sorry it was a LOT but idk guys I'm new to all of this stuff so please talk to me.
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mikeypubes · 8 months ago
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I love your headcanons! Are we getting more?
Omg... I started this page as a joke and I did NOT expect an audience at all. I'm definitely going to write some more since it's more fun than I expected, but I'm not sure which animes people like the most. I might accept requests so go ahead (plz nothing cringey guys)!
I'm not sure if I'll get any requests at all nor am I confident in my abilities to take on every request, but I'll make a post for that just in case.
Anyway, thank you so much, you don't understand how happy it makes me that some people out there enjoy this stuff 😭
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mikeypubes · 9 months ago
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At first, you could NOT, for the life of you, tell if he was being genuine or just fucking with you
He's always so sly and teasing so it's really hard to tell if he actually liked you
Unless you're an enemy, he wouldn't find a point in fake dating you or taking advantage of you, that you quickly realized.
Unlike Senku, this man is very affectionate and loving.
His love languages are probably physical touch and words of affirmation
He's really clingy, always touching you in some sort of way, whether he's wrapping an arm around your shoulder or holding your hand
He probably enjoys light pecks more than hugs or deep kisses, mainly because he cannot maintain a serious expression whatsoever
But he does hug you a lot, especially in private, where he can be more affectionate
Another way of him showing his love is by teasing the absolute shit out of you 🥰
And it's not like hot teasing, either, it's plain ass annoying
It's not hard for him to say "i love you" unlike it is with Senku, and he actually says it a lot
He doesn't really get too jealous, but he does get pouty..? He's faking it more often than not just to make you shower him with love
He gets so smug when he knows you're jealous 😑
Sometimes, just sometimes, he'll be really genuine and caress your face with a gentle smile and say something cheesy (but it works the job of getting you flustered
Talking about getting flustered, he tries his absolute best to do that
Either through dirty ass jokes or straight-up showers you with compliments
Shows you a lot of magic tricks that used to impress you, but then you got so used to them so you just deadpan at his face while he's waiting for a reaction
You two spend a lot of time together, always slaving away at Senku's orders
So you have time to learn more about him, and he uses the time to figure out what embarrasses you the most
He's not really the type of guy who dates someone seriously or because he has serious feelings for them, but as time went on, he never showed disinterest at all or even hinted at being bored of you
He unfortunately does lie to you a lot, with the majority of them being for shits and giggles, but sometimes, you can feel a small line between you and the real Gen, not the mentalist, not the liar, but the real guy behind all of that
It'll take some time for him to show his true, raw side to you, but you'll get there eventually because he wouldn't keep going that far with you unless he truly loves you
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You kinda thought he was chill about the whole thing, since he's a bit older and he might've had prior experience
But he's surprisingly shy as hell
He doesn't really bring it up, mainly hints at it vaguely to see your reaction, and gets abnormally flustered whenever you do something remotely sexual by accident
Like if you bent over to pick something up in front of him, or pressed your chest against his while hugging
He has kind of a dirty mind and although he makes a ton of dirty jokes, if it were seriously a sexual scenario, he gets a bit nerve wrecked
Anyhow, it's easy to turn him on and fun as well
He has a higher libido than Senku, for sure
Sex is actually pretty important to him in a relationship, since it's so intimate
He won't say this to your face, but part of the reason is because people show different, more vulnerable sides of themselves in such intimate experiences, and that helps him figure you out
He'd rather have you more vulnerable to him than the opposite, but that's not meant in a bad way
He tries to focus on your pleasure more than on his, but uh... let's just say it doesn't always go according to his plans 😭
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mikeypubes · 9 months ago
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senku - legs, because you can move them and get to work (on a serious note, he likes your hands. no real reason, he just finds them soft and warm)
gen - says your tits (actually likes your neck because he loves kissing it)
tsukasa - your waist, it makes him feel like you're so small (compared to him, that is 💀) and need to be protected. also because he loves wrapping his arm around your waist and hold you close to him
chrome - your lips, he loves feeling them on his
hyoga - he likes himself only so humble yourself 🫵 (your chin because he can lift it up and stare into your eyes intensely 😩)
kinro - your hair, it's so feminine to him
ginro - tits
moz - thighs, he'll always try to sneak a glance at them 💀 (even worse if you're a fighter cause he'll watch how they move)
daddy kaseki 🫦 - your eyes, they make him feel like a teenager all over again
taiju - your hands, so tiny (again, compared to his huge ass 💀) and delicate
byakuya - ASS
alpha magma - titties
xeno - your brain
stanley - nothing really cause he has everything you have and better. Face? He's prettier. Hands? His are better. Legs? His are longer. His ass is probably bigger, too. (your lips, he likes how glossy and soft they are)
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mikeypubes · 9 months ago
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For starters, I will not write anything pre-relationship cause even I don't know how you can get into a relationship with this dude
You'd have to know him for a long ass time, though, because he needs to know you in and out to actually like you
And liking someone and having a relationship are two separate things for Senku
You best start learning how to lucid dream about him giving you affection because he will show affection maybe once a light year
ESPECIALLY not in front of other people
His love language is probably quality time and acts of service (for him, he wants hard labor, and for you, he shows his love by making small things for you)
Sometimes, he can show his love through gift-giving, too
If it's a really emotional moment, he might accept a hug or maybe even a kiss... MAYBE so don't get your hopes up 😍
He won't initiate any "romantic" physical contact, especially hugs, but he'll accept them most of the time, especially if you two are in private
Kisses might be a bit easier for him to give because it's just a light peck and he can go back to his work
That being said, he's surprisingly gentle with you if you two are dating
I've seen so many head canons of him being so... "daddy" guys... he's really not.
Hates cheesy/cliche romantic stuff, and will never try to do them to impress you.
Maybe he'll impress you with a scientific invention but that's about it
The only nicknames you'll get from him are maybe "dumbass" and "idiot" (which goes to show he's not gonna be cheesy)
Okay but he would remember every single detail about you and all the important dates/events
He'll never miss your birthday and he's always gonna get you something nice, like a plushie or a necklace, whatever stuff you're into
He’s not gonna make it a big deal, though. You’d be seriously thinking he forgot because he hasn’t said a word and then randomly you find something you’ve always wanted lying in front of you.
There’s no note or anything but you know it’s him. 🥹
He remembers your likes, dislikes, anything about your past, etc.
He really likes having you in his lab and explaining science to you, even if you don't understand jack shit
He has 0.01℅ more patience when it comes to you than with other people 👍
Sometimes he'll pause and think about how illogical he's become
He would never admit it, but he'd genuinely risk his whole life for you
Sorry guys he will not introduce you as his girlfriend
Not because he wants to hide it or anything, he just doesn't see the point in going around telling everyone that you're his girlfriend and whatnot
He doesn't tell you anything about his true true feelings (or many personal facts, like his favorite foods, etc.) but after time, you can kinda tell, it's just a thing you two share
You and Gen had to work miracles to figure out his birthday lmfao 💀
So you don't have to tell him how you're feeling, 9 times outta 10, he already knows
Heavy on he knows. He can immediately tell if you’re feeling down without so much as a sigh from you. And he’s always going to make you feel better.
Though he thinks it's troublesome, he'll be considerate if some stuff make you jealous or uncomfortable
You're still not exempt from physical labor though so chop chop get to work 👏
Good luck trying to make him jealous though 💀👍
The only semi-particle of jealousy he'd show is slight distrust
Like if a guy was acting too friendly with you, he'd just kinda treat him the way he treated Tsukasa at first
He's not doing it because he's afraid of losing you though LOL
On that note, a big part of a relationship for Senku is trust, so if he's dating you, he trusts you 100% and expects the same from you, so jealousy from your end can sometimes annoy him
He also doesn't get jealous for that same reason (although he's mainly just not a jealous guy)
Since he's not big on physical affection, the first couple of months you guys were dating, you had more than one instance where you seriously thought you hallucinated him accepting your confession
You genuinely doubted he liked you because he NEVER says it
But then, slowly, you came to notice that there's small things he does for you that he doesn't do for other people
For example, he always stands super close to you, or tries his best to explain things simply to you because he loves sharing his hobbies with you, or even listening to you rant about whatever the hell, even though he wouldn't be that tolerant to other people
They're not really "affectionate" things but they became special to you so that's that
Since you two don't show physical affection in front of everyone, no one knew you two were dating until like months later, when you mentioned it casually, and to say they were shocked is an understatement
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I'm not really gonna get too deep into this because I might do a whole other post for it
But in general, I think Senku would be very casual with the concept of sex
Like you guys would be months into the relationship, maybe even a year, and you still would have no clue if he even wants to do it because he'll never ever bring it up
It's not that big of a deal for him, he can survive without it lmfao
He also hates rushing things when it comes to a serious relationship
He's not dumb, though, he knows that relationships include sex and it's not that he's never thought of it, he just won't openly discuss it with you
Mainly because you two are way too busy
But if it were to happen, it would be one of two cases:
You bring it up and talk to him about it
Or it literally just happens out of nowhere (this being more likely)
So if you two were in a private place, and I guess you were smooching, one thing would lead to another, there would be no words exchanged, just him occasionally making sure you're fine
Also on that note, even though he knows everything about everything, keep in mind he's a teenage boy who's never been in a relationship before, so technically, he knows what to do, but he also doesn't... If that makes sense?
Like he knows it might hurt, so he'll be super slow and he'll make sure you're 100% okay
He doesn't know how to be super intimate, he just knows the technical part of it
Either way, he doesn't have a high libido, so sex isn't a big thing for him, it just comes naturally when you two are in the mood
(PHEW THAT WAS LONG AS SHIT) (p.s. ik what a light year is)
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mikeypubes · 10 months ago
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He's not exactly standing up straight, like with a somewhat hunched back
Looks like he woke up in the middle of the night to go take a leak
He forgets to wash his hands sometimes
He probably leaves the door open since he lives alone anyway
I feel like his aim isn't that good so it splishy splashes all over the toilet
Sniffed it once
He doesn't drink that much water so it's a really dark yellow
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