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dick, waving his arms up dramatically, walking around and shouting: I'm done with this!

Steph: heyyyy...dude? Evreything alright..?

Dick: no! Nothings alright! I'm in deep pain!

Duke: what..happend?

Damian: why are you so upset..?

Dick: I've been rejected!

Steph: ...is that even possible?

Duke: I always thought he's that playboy evreyone says yes to..is his game..shit? What did you say that made them reject you?!

Dick, thinking hard for a second: maby..I was to straight forward? Or asked at a Bad time..

Damian: bad time? What happend?

Dick: well..when I asked him- well it was right after a fight he had, and he said that hes really done with him, so I thought this would be my time to finnaly make a move so I offered to-

Steph and Duke at the same time: you made a move right after he was about to break up with someone?!

Dick: well I've been wanting to! And what do you mean break up?!

Damian: you wanted to make a move on someone taken?!

Dick: What?!

Dick, who was rejected by jason- after dick offered to legally adopt him so jason can not only be legally alive again, but also not having to be under bruces name.

(Damian,Duke and steph do end up helping dick by convincing jason to accept the adoption proposal, to piss off bruce)

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Jason todd focused artfight

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Jason: yo so I just-

Jason: ....what's happening

Roy, who's tied to a chair: heyyyy..

Jason: what in the ever loving fu-

Roy: so..uhh..there was like a rip in our dimension right? You remember that?

Jason: you mean the rip that could cause all kinds of people from other worlds to enter? That rip? YES I REMEMBER IT! WHAT HAPPEND?!

Roy: ah..yeah..so a bunch of people who look just like your family- ehem..the bats? ..well they were looking for you, and I remembered that yall had a fight just a few days ago, so I refused to tell them where you are, and they got realllllyyy mad, and then they tied me up and threatend to kill me, and only then I kind of realized that they weren't the bats from this earth, and I told them that you were out and that I don't know where..well to sum it all up, you've got a whole batfamily from a nother dimension looking for you, probably with the intention to kidnap you..

Jason: ...

Ring ring.

Jason, on the phone: ...hey?

Dick, on the phone: THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US?!?!

Jason: ..who

Dick: US! US THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US!

dick from the other dimension, over the phone: is that jay you're talking to? HEEYYY JAYY! DONT WORRY ONCE WE'RE DONE HERE WE WILL GET YOU AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME!

Jason, hangs up the phone.

Jason: let's Dib.

Roy: ....

Roy: what about your family..?

Jason: they treat me like shit, let's just leave before these freaks come here

Roy: ..alr

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Redhood resurrection, when jasons actor said something about nightwings actor being able to carry/hold him all day in a fight scene,

Jason: put me down dick.

Dick: no names in the field lil' wing

Jason: first of all, evreyone here is dead, secondly, I ment it as an insult, ya dick.

Dick, carrying jason like he weights nothing: when was the last time you ate

Jason: I don't fucking know?? 3 days ago?

Dick: ...

Dick: WHAT???? YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF EATING, GOD DAMNIT JASON!

Jason: no names in the field

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Jason todd: hey-...what are you doing.

Dick grayson, who snuck into Roy's apartment, with a bat.

Dick: uhhhh...

Jason: are you planning to trash this place?

Dick, looking like a guilty dog, giving a small nod like a cought child.

Jason: ...why.

Dick: well..I kind of told him no- for when he asked for my blessing to date you, and he ignored it and is dating you now anyways..so I wanted to...ya know.. trash his place..just to show what will happen to him the next time I see him..

Jason: ...so..hm..why did you say no?

Dick, angrily: cuz you're a baby, no one should date you- let alone a Harper.

Jason, sigh: I'm 19 dick.

Dick: ...are you gonna stop me..?

Jason: ..nah he pissed me off yesterday.

Roy, looking at his apartment, fully trashed, a letter hanging of the beaten fridge.

"Hey! I will break the no kill rule the next time I see you! Have fun untill then, I will hunt you down, -dick" scribbled in blue, and a small note in red next to it "He means it, sincerely, -jason todd" the sincerely was crossed out in blue.

Roy: dammit.

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Duke, in a serious tone: dick, we have a question.

Dick: uh...yeah alright?

Tim: if you had the chance to adopt any of us..who would you adopt/ have adopted.

Dick: uh..

Damian: tch. It's gonna be me, I told you all that grayson favors me!

Tim: shut up brat! I bet it's me!

Steph: nah I bet it's Duke, duke's cool.

Duke: awee I bet it's you steph! You're sweet!

Cass: I bet jason.

...silence..

Jason: as if

Dick: ...

Jason: ....

Dick: yeah it would be jason

Damian & tim: WHAT?!

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Dick grayson: hey baby

Jason, 19 year old jason, same hight- if not even a little taller than dick (only due to the heels on his boots) todd: what did you just call me.

Dick: I called you baby.

Jason: yeah..I heard that..I'm just.. confused??

Barb, cass, steph, Tim and damian just as confused, watching this unfold.

Dick: why are you confused, baby?

Jason: you're calling me baby?! Is it supposed to be a nickname? An insult? What's this?!

Dick: I just remembered how young you technically are, and I don't want you to be forced to always be the adult, since your childhood was taken from you when you were just a baby. I've decided that, as the oldest, that you're now one of the youngest. Since you died at 15, and clearly didn't have time to grow up yet..I'll call you baby untill then, untill you get your GED, untill you go and graduate college, I don't care what happens in our night life, whatever you do as a vigelante. Your my baby, my OG baby brother, dude I even tried to adopt you! This is my responsibility now, and you will live with it.

Jason: ...

Steph: so...jasons youngest now?

Cass nods, Tim's still confused on what just happened, and damian huffs

Damian: so..I have a younger brother now.

Jason: no?! I'm not the youngest! I'm 19!

Steph: only physically.

Jason: I'm like way to experienced and smart to be 15!

Tim: young people can be smart. You were on top of your classes before you died. So..

Damian: you should respect your elders, younger brother.

Jason: I will kick you all-

Dick: so, since you're alredy legally alive again- I decided to enroll you in metrop-

Jason: you did what?!?!?

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Wait wait, please tell me when Tim was casually racist, I'm legitimately curious I had no clue that was a thing 😶

He was racist towards damian and cass, I don't have the panels at hand but you can search it up on tumbler or tiktok, people made multipile videos/posts about it

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Dadwing

Ever thought how funny it would be if dick just decided to snatch bruces kid away?

He spends one minute with jason and decides, yep, that kids mine now.

Theres actually a comic, where dick tried to adopt jason but bruce talked him out of it- in my opinion, dick should have gone through with it.

People hated jason for being a "replacement" and in the time where jason was first introduced, he was emotionally smart, kind, nice towards people like SW etc, back then emotional men weren't favored, but that's exactly why jason is such a famous character.

And if dick had adopted him, not only would that have added SO MUCH to his story, it would have erased the boring concept of another and another and another Robin continually comming along.

Not only would thar have shown how much dick has learned from Bruce but also how he gives back.

Jason would also have his whole own story line, for an example "bluejay".

In the best case- tim drake wouldn't even exsist. (Hate him for alot of reasons, his casual racism, and victim blaming, the stans painting him as super smart but infentilizing him the moment he does something wrong)

Technically damian could still exsist in the story line, but I never liked the father son relationship people paint with dick and damian, no I do not belive dick is or should in any way be damians dad. It's important for damian to have his whole family- his mother, Thalia, his father, Bruce. And his BROTHER, dick.

I'd say that there would be a chance for damian to be robin, that could be a brother thing dick would do for damian, handing that old mantel down so damian can have an opening to connect with both bruce AND Batman.

Also an insight for damian to turn into Batman or atleast being the heir to batman,

I don't like it when people make dick the heir of Batman, because dick has his own whole thing going on. He's his own Batman, they are equals.

Overall this would be a perfect universe to explore.

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dragons batfam would have

httyd au

there's a detailed version on why, check it out if you want to find out my choices.

Bruce, whispering death, rumblehorn

Dick, stormcutter

Jason (he has a dragons nest,and alot of dragons because he died and has all blades, further explained in the detailed version) dragons closest to him, nightfurry, lightfurry, skrill, screaming death, deathsong, razorwhip, sentinel, speed stingers, triple stryke.

Cass, whispering death, death gripper

Tim, zippleback, gronkel

Damian, zippleback, nightmare and nadder.

Duke, fireworm and night terror

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DC batfam and httyd au

Bruce, dick, jason, cass, Tim, damian, Duke.

I thought about it for a long time and this just makes sense to me.

detailed version of httyd BATFAM au

What dragon each of them would have,

Bruce wayne, I belive he'd have a whispering death (mostly because we saw how it acted with the screaming death, her son) it's also silent so I makes sense, he also has a rumble horn to present his stubbornness. I guess a bat lookalike dragon would be most people's choice- but this is better in my opinion.

Dick grayson, i belive he'd have a storm cutter, due to the big brother energy It gave off, also the way the dragon moves is amolst athletic, so fitting for dick grayson.

Jason todd, now this is where it gets instresting. I belive due to the all blades, his death and what not, the dragons like most animals can sense him being a good soul (since he canonically went to heaven and was choosen by the all blades) I belive he accidentally keept getting more and more dragons until his place started to get infested with dragons, his place is basically like a dragons nest and he's the mother (like hiccups mother kind of) he of course doesn't own all of them, but these are the dragons I belive are closest to him to a point of them being his.

A nightfurry (due to it being death etc)

And a skrill, the night furry and skrill might not always get along so jason has to constantly repare stuff, along with a screaming death (that's why bruce having a whispering death makes sense) that lives underneath his place, at some point a lightfurry joins in, that's when jason has enough, because he doesn't want baby dragons to suddenly join in so he throws them out, but after a week of them following him he let them back in (yes he had to end up dealing with baby dragons later because of his choice) them there's a razor whip, it was a baby, so he had to raise it, and despite him being a male, the baby wasn't scared. It stuck to him, so jason let it stay, it's damians favorite, so jason tried to shove it off to him but the razor whip doesn't like anyone other than the man who raised him, aka jason, so jason learned to accept that the razor whip was going to stick around. Then there's a couple speed stingers, it's very helpful that they parelize the others when they get out of controle, what he doesn't like is when they parelize him. Then there's a deathsong that he had to fight due to it amolst killing his dragons, that ended up choosing to stay with him. These are the dragons closest to him. He only Flys the nightfurrys and razor whips, but somethimes let's the others fly with him, there are many more dragons that just stick at his place because his place turned into a dragon nest. They all are peaceful when at home (atleast most of the time) and jason doesn't have to take care of the feeding or cleaning cuz they do that for eachother.

and a sentinel, that keept trying to bring jason to the death island due to him..having died and shi, it keeps trying but the other dragons protect jason, so it just sits outside like a gargoyle.

It's rather usefull to have so many dragons be ready to protect jason, and having such a wide range to choose from. Also, Tim and damian are jealous that the dragons have chosen to like jason best. (Dick is just proud, and doesn't mind because his storm cutter is one of the oldest dragons, and ends up treating jasons dragons like younger siblings aswell, wich represent their characters too.)

Cass has a whispering death aswell, matching to bruce, but she also has a death gripper, that she knew when she was younger and only returned recently.

Tim and damian share a zippleback, to present them two being robin and at the same time fighting eachother like the twins and dragons themselves. Tho when tim turns to redrobin, he aquiers a gronkel (it being unconditionally loving despite tim messing up alot)

And later on damian aquiers a nadder and nightmare, that turned friends with the zippleback after it saved them, he choose to ride the zippleback alone without tim after tim left.

Duke, I belive he has night terrors trained, and that he has a fireworm (due to his lightpower)

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dick: jason gave me a flower today. He came up to me, all exited, then he handed me a flower and ran away giggling. I feel so special

Roy: what.

Kory: he did the same for me! How adorable right! It reminded me from when he was young. Perhaps he's trying to reconnect with his younger self? Try to live the rest of his youth?

Dick: mayhaps.

Roy: that's not a real word. And why did he gave you guys flowers and not me!

Kyle and donna walking past them,

Kyle: oh you guys received flowers? We did too!

Donna: yeah look! He even pressed it for me to use as a bookmark!

Roy: why would he give YOU FLOWERS?

artemis: I received a flower aswell, it smells acceptable.

Roy: I'm going to-

Barb, rolling up : what are we talking about here?

Dick: evreyone except for Roy got flowers from jason

Barb: oh? Did he act weird with yall too? Like he was shy but happy to give the flowers?

Kyle: now that you say it.. yeah?

Roy: so unfair! I want to see a shy jason too!!

Kory: why would he be shy with you. You're his best friend!

Roy: why would he be shy with dick! He's his brother!

Dick: I'm also like- his favorite hero!

Artemis: no that's wonder woman

Dick: well then I'm his favorite batfam member!

Barb: ehem.

dick: me and barb* are his favorite batfam members.

Roy, continues to argument.

Jason, who's been planting flowers, and very happy about how the flowers he's been giving out have been accepted happily.

Roy finds flowers in a vase, in his room later that day.

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Jason groaning: diiiiiiickkkkkk

Dick: what

Jason: give me.

Dick: ..give you what?

Jason: now.

Dick, sweating nervously: I don't know what your talking about

jason: seriously? The location, now.

dick, who planted a tracker inside jason, just incase of jason running of again and going ghost on all of them.

Dick: under your left kidney.

Jason: ...what?

Dick: what?

Jason: Roy told me he told you where we'd meet up- cuz I had to throw my phone away? Remember?

Dick: Ohhh that's what you meant! Ohhhhh. Yeah down the street, the coffee shop.

Jason: alright tha-....wait,what did you think I meant..what's under my left kidney..?

Dick, sweating bullets: ....nothinnnnnnn

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There are some people interested in dating jason.

The bats don't mind. But there is a special someone, trying to date jason, that the bats very much do mind.

Roy Harper.

As a joke- Harper asked bruce for his blessing, however, right after that, the mission was canceled and apparently taken care of.

In reality bruce was scared that one of the arrows was going to propose to jason, so he send someone else to handle that buissnes.

when Roy jokes around about jason, and how he'd be if he was jasons boyfriend, and Tim overhears, Tim smirks and gives Roy a tip on how to seduce jason.

"Male bird dancing, trust me, it's so famous these days.."

Roy takes tim up on that, and does research about a good choreography.

The next time he sees jason, he does it- only problem is that Jason cringed, and left silently.

Roy talks about how cute jason behaved, and damian hears, he doesn't seem exactly happy ether. "My father would never allow one of you in our family, so give up now" is all he says before leaving.

Roy shrugs it off.

Where the reap problem starts, is when dick finds out.

"YOU CANNOT DATE MY LITTLE BROTHER!! ITS MY BABY BROTHER, MINE! I WILL NOT LET YOU NEAR HIM! YOURE BANNED! YOURE BANNED FROM GOTHAM! I CANT BELIVE THIS! You knee him as robin! Before he died! There's no way you're ever, and I mean EVER are going to-"

The lecture was quite long. Ether way, Roy did not succeed and dick is happy about that.

Next up? Kyle.

He ended up failing too.

So does evrey relationship jason has with a woman.

"Yo I think I'm Aromantic or whatever it's called"

The bats celebrated that day.

No annoying hero dating jason, no possibility of villians dating jason, and much more important to dick, his baby brother, his OG baby, is safe

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Dick: alright. Who did it.

Steph: ..did what?

Dick: don't play dumb, I know you all know what happend.

Duke: ..seriously..what happend? Just to be sure

Damian: someone took dicks dog.

Duke: that sounds like something you would do damian.

Dick: he has an alibi. He was on patrol with B.

Steph: and what makes you think we would know where your dog is?

Tim: do you have any suspicions?

Dick: evreyone in this room.

Evreyone eyeing jason.

Jason, offended: dick. Are you suspecting me? That I'd take your dog?

Duke: come on man.. it's not like that-

jason: no no. I want to hear it from dick. Tell me that you think, that the former street rat, who died and came back, and after alot of fighting and shit, finnaly got back to the family- stole your dog.

Steph:...that does sound mean dick

Duke: ..have to agree

Tim: oh come on, don't pull this "I went through so much" card!

Jason gasps, bewildered.

Steph: tim how could you say something like that! That's one of the reason we broke up! You have no empathy!

Duke: for real..

Damian: tim you pull this act way to often yourself to be mad at him for it.

Dick: alright alright- stop fighting. Jason that's not what I ment..I'm just looking for my dog alright?

Jason: and what makes you think I took your dog!

Jason, with dog fur on his clothes

Dick, sighs: jason.

Jason, knowing he can't act his way out of this one: ...just a few days more..?

Dick: ..fine..H does seem to like you, or else Haley would have ran back home alredy. BUT I WANT TO SEE MY DOG TODAY!

Jason: fine! Uhrg

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Jason walks into the manor, sits down on the sofa next to duke, scrolling on his phone.

The other bats watch jason, confused, hurt, and shocked.

Jason spent weeks ignoring them..well they didn't do much to reach out, one or two messages and a few phone calls.

They all aren't extremely close after all..wich is why it's so shocking that Jason would come here to just sit and hang..out? Like the family cat that hates evreyone except one or two people, finnaly sitting down next to you.

Damian: "why is todd here"

Damian spits, sounding annoyed, like jason doesn't belong here.

Jason of course hears that. He's heard it often enough, when he came to help on missions. Usally one of the others shuts it down by saying that they are all needed for the mission.

Right now, no one is shutting damian down. Jason knows that they might not agree with damian on it, but the silence is enough for him to know that they wouldn't defend him, tell him he's welcome.

And maby it's his fault for not always trying to be close, nice and affectionate. But how can he? He died, became something that Batman was disappointed in.

So jason stands up, and leaves the same way he enterd, like nothing.

A few groans, a small "wait" and "jason"

From a couple of them. But it doesn't matter if the only time you care is when it's to late.

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Jason collects stickers. He doesn't really use them, to scared to waste them. A habit from his childhood..his mother would always give Jason the sticker from her chewing gum, that she tried to use to get over her smoking addiction.

He has a whole sticker book, for his favorite stickers. Somethimes it's these fruit stickers, the ones he gets from the fruit a kind and grateful grandma will give him after helping her, or the sticker a street kid will hand him, like a good job treat. Or a sticker damian made in art class.

Dick of course, feeds into that addiction for jason. He finds out about jason having a hobby, and having a reserved spot for his favorite stickers.

He wants to make it to the favorite spot.

So he looks for stickers, like a bird does for sticks for a nest, or a pebble, just the perfect ones.

He goes and hands them to jason, like a dog will hand a big ol stick for their human to throw.

Jason was confused at first, because why is dick handing him stickers all the time? At first it were silly cat ones. He likes them, so they go to the box of silly animal stickers. Then he gets car themed ones. They are nice, he puts them to the transportation ones.

Dick, evrey week, asks to see jasons favorite sticker book collection, saying he just wants to see what made it on the list today.

dick is confused and frustated and how his never make the cut.

So dick just gave up with that. He didn't want jason to think that he was going distant with him, so he continued to hand him stickers evrey now and then, and ask to see his favorite stickers collection.

The other bats of course want stickers aswell. So one day, dick buys a sticker sheet with "god job!" "Great job!" "You are a star!" Ones,

Like praises for missions gone well.

The others don't really love stickers the same way as jason might, and dick knows. So he just sticks it to their forehead, or amor, like a joke. But hands it to jason carefully, so he can do whatever he wants with it.

One Friday, at the bar, dick looks over jasons collection.

To see his "God job!" Sticker, at the front page.

It made the cut.

No, Dick grayson made the cut.

because being himself was enough.