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Jason groaning: diiiiiiickkkkkk

Dick: what

Jason: give me.

Dick: ..give you what?

Jason: now.

Dick, sweating nervously: I don't know what your talking about

jason: seriously? The location, now.

dick, who planted a tracker inside jason, just incase of jason running of again and going ghost on all of them.

Dick: under your left kidney.

Jason: ...what?

Dick: what?

Jason: Roy told me he told you where we'd meet up- cuz I had to throw my phone away? Remember?

Dick: Ohhh that's what you meant! Ohhhhh. Yeah down the street, the coffee shop.

Jason: alright tha-....wait,what did you think I meant..what's under my left kidney..?

Dick, sweating bullets: ....nothinnnnnnn

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There are some people interested in dating jason.

The bats don't mind. But there is a special someone, trying to date jason, that the bats very much do mind.

Roy Harper.

As a joke- Harper asked bruce for his blessing, however, right after that, the mission was canceled and apparently taken care of.

In reality bruce was scared that one of the arrows was going to propose to jason, so he send someone else to handle that buissnes.

when Roy jokes around about jason, and how he'd be if he was jasons boyfriend, and Tim overhears, Tim smirks and gives Roy a tip on how to seduce jason.

"Male bird dancing, trust me, it's so famous these days.."

Roy takes tim up on that, and does research about a good choreography.

The next time he sees jason, he does it- only problem is that Jason cringed, and left silently.

Roy talks about how cute jason behaved, and damian hears, he doesn't seem exactly happy ether. "My father would never allow one of you in our family, so give up now" is all he says before leaving.

Roy shrugs it off.

Where the reap problem starts, is when dick finds out.

"YOU CANNOT DATE MY LITTLE BROTHER!! ITS MY BABY BROTHER, MINE! I WILL NOT LET YOU NEAR HIM! YOURE BANNED! YOURE BANNED FROM GOTHAM! I CANT BELIVE THIS! You knee him as robin! Before he died! There's no way you're ever, and I mean EVER are going to-"

The lecture was quite long. Ether way, Roy did not succeed and dick is happy about that.

Next up? Kyle.

He ended up failing too.

So does evrey relationship jason has with a woman.

"Yo I think I'm Aromantic or whatever it's called"

The bats celebrated that day.

No annoying hero dating jason, no possibility of villians dating jason, and much more important to dick, his baby brother, his OG baby, is safe

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Dick: alright. Who did it.

Steph: ..did what?

Dick: don't play dumb, I know you all know what happend.

Duke: ..seriously..what happend? Just to be sure

Damian: someone took dicks dog.

Duke: that sounds like something you would do damian.

Dick: he has an alibi. He was on patrol with B.

Steph: and what makes you think we would know where your dog is?

Tim: do you have any suspicions?

Dick: evreyone in this room.

Evreyone eyeing jason.

Jason, offended: dick. Are you suspecting me? That I'd take your dog?

Duke: come on man.. it's not like that-

jason: no no. I want to hear it from dick. Tell me that you think, that the former street rat, who died and came back, and after alot of fighting and shit, finnaly got back to the family- stole your dog.

Steph:...that does sound mean dick

Duke: ..have to agree

Tim: oh come on, don't pull this "I went through so much" card!

Jason gasps, bewildered.

Steph: tim how could you say something like that! That's one of the reason we broke up! You have no empathy!

Duke: for real..

Damian: tim you pull this act way to often yourself to be mad at him for it.

Dick: alright alright- stop fighting. Jason that's not what I ment..I'm just looking for my dog alright?

Jason: and what makes you think I took your dog!

Jason, with dog fur on his clothes

Dick, sighs: jason.

Jason, knowing he can't act his way out of this one: ...just a few days more..?

Dick: ..fine..H does seem to like you, or else Haley would have ran back home alredy. BUT I WANT TO SEE MY DOG TODAY!

Jason: fine! Uhrg

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Jason walks into the manor, sits down on the sofa next to duke, scrolling on his phone.

The other bats watch jason, confused, hurt, and shocked.

Jason spent weeks ignoring them..well they didn't do much to reach out, one or two messages and a few phone calls.

They all aren't extremely close after all..wich is why it's so shocking that Jason would come here to just sit and hang..out? Like the family cat that hates evreyone except one or two people, finnaly sitting down next to you.

Damian: "why is todd here"

Damian spits, sounding annoyed, like jason doesn't belong here.

Jason of course hears that. He's heard it often enough, when he came to help on missions. Usally one of the others shuts it down by saying that they are all needed for the mission.

Right now, no one is shutting damian down. Jason knows that they might not agree with damian on it, but the silence is enough for him to know that they wouldn't defend him, tell him he's welcome.

And maby it's his fault for not always trying to be close, nice and affectionate. But how can he? He died, became something that Batman was disappointed in.

So jason stands up, and leaves the same way he enterd, like nothing.

A few groans, a small "wait" and "jason"

From a couple of them. But it doesn't matter if the only time you care is when it's to late.

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Jason collects stickers. He doesn't really use them, to scared to waste them. A habit from his childhood..his mother would always give Jason the sticker from her chewing gum, that she tried to use to get over her smoking addiction.

He has a whole sticker book, for his favorite stickers. Somethimes it's these fruit stickers, the ones he gets from the fruit a kind and grateful grandma will give him after helping her, or the sticker a street kid will hand him, like a good job treat. Or a sticker damian made in art class.

Dick of course, feeds into that addiction for jason. He finds out about jason having a hobby, and having a reserved spot for his favorite stickers.

He wants to make it to the favorite spot.

So he looks for stickers, like a bird does for sticks for a nest, or a pebble, just the perfect ones.

He goes and hands them to jason, like a dog will hand a big ol stick for their human to throw.

Jason was confused at first, because why is dick handing him stickers all the time? At first it were silly cat ones. He likes them, so they go to the box of silly animal stickers. Then he gets car themed ones. They are nice, he puts them to the transportation ones.

Dick, evrey week, asks to see jasons favorite sticker book collection, saying he just wants to see what made it on the list today.

dick is confused and frustated and how his never make the cut.

So dick just gave up with that. He didn't want jason to think that he was going distant with him, so he continued to hand him stickers evrey now and then, and ask to see his favorite stickers collection.

The other bats of course want stickers aswell. So one day, dick buys a sticker sheet with "god job!" "Great job!" "You are a star!" Ones,

Like praises for missions gone well.

The others don't really love stickers the same way as jason might, and dick knows. So he just sticks it to their forehead, or amor, like a joke. But hands it to jason carefully, so he can do whatever he wants with it.

One Friday, at the bar, dick looks over jasons collection.

To see his "God job!" Sticker, at the front page.

It made the cut.

No, Dick grayson made the cut.

because being himself was enough.

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jason gets asked who his favorite sibling is by Roy.

There are many options but jason alredy made his mind up about that,

Bruce had little hope to hear it's him,through the little bug he once placed in Jason's penthouse, Tim thinks that it could be him, damian doesn't really care, and the rest is just curious, because jason- who isint as close to them as the others are- surely wouldn't have a favorite.

"Dick"

That doesn't shock Roy, he knows about jason and dick, how jason admired him from the start, and still does. Sure there's some jealousy and rivalry, but that doesn't knock down the love he has for that man.

Dick from all the bats is probably the most connected and emotional with jason, than any of the others are.

They go to bars regularly, dick defends and protects jason, he's the one who beat sense into bruce, or rather tried, after bruce kidnapped jason and did this mind thing to him.

Dick is by far, the one who cares most for jason, even tho once he had wished jason had stayed dead, it was imeadeatly regretted and the reason for it was because dick was clearly overwhelmed at the idea of HIS jason being like this.

Dick trusts jason, and jason can trusts him, so yes. Dick is jasons favorite.

(For anyone saying it's tim, no it's not.)

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Dick grayson has decided something.

He has decided that Jason is his baby now.

Why? Because jason has been de-aged and looks even more adorable than jaybin did.

Jason, who looks around 3 years old, but is actually 5..he just looks younger because of malnutrition- hasn't been de-aged mentally.

So yes, this is very weird, expacilly if dick keeps babying him.

Dick even overreacts when tim teases him, and when Bruce tries to pick him up.

Its unfair, he's an adult! He can take care of himself, but noooo of course dick has to bother him.

Jason however doesn't complain when he gets coddled, gets evryething done for him, and gets a little comfort out of being protected.

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Dick : I'm divorcing you

Barb : ...I didn't know we were married?

Dick : we aren't. I'm just trying to play out a drama. Feels right..at my age I should be going through something like this.

Barb :..uh..alright? I'm taking half of evreything.

Dick :..shit..wait I'm getting a lawyer. DUKE BE MY LAWYER

Duke : uhhh okay, what do you want to keep??

Dick : my apartment! Oh and all of my suits!

Barb : hmmm fine. I however, want a bit of his real estate, and-

Dick : OH AND I WANT CUSTODY!

Barb :....

Duke :....

Barb : ..of who?..

Dick : jason and damian. I'm keeping them.

Jason & damian entering the room,

Jason : what.

Damian : since when are you our father, grayson.

Barb : fine, take them, I want visiting rights with jason tho.

Jason : I'm 19?! There's no custody over me-

Damian : should we be concerned?!

Dick : I want full custody!-

Duke : let's calm down

barb : ILL BE MY OWN LAWYER, AND I DEMANDS FULL CUSTODY ASWELL!

Bruce : ...I thought these were my kids..and since when are Barbara and dick married..? And why are they divorcing...?

Cass, just as confused as bruce, meanwhiles steph films this to sent it to evreyone.

It came to a 50/50 custody agreement.

The only ones who didn't agree? Damian and jason.

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Somethimes I hate dc and it's Fandom.

I get that it sounds weird, but whenever I see dick grayson and damian wayne content, on how dick is his dad and whatever, and how much content damian gets, how they are very clearly loved, how they get treated by others- it makes me sad and jealous for Jason todd. Because jason never had that, despite jason being dicks first "robin", despite dick trying to adopt jason, people always think of damian as dicks kid. And I'm sitting here, jealous, because I'd wish there would be more content about dick and jason being that duo.

I hate how dick treats jason, like jason isint that boy he tried to adopt, I hate that jason never got treated or gets treated like damian, Tim and dick do.

I hate that I have a hyper fixation on jason todd, because I constantly get frustated and sad, when Jason is left out of a batfamily cover,or over all just not there.

I tried to get into liking damian but I just can't.

I usally only fixate on one character and that's jason, and I hate that Jason is always a side character, that he's always just the one who died and is now this.

I want jason to be treated like dick, like damian.

Somethimes I wish I wouldn't have gotten into dc at all.

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Dick: Why are you doing that?

Jason: ...why am I doing what?

Dick: stealing my clothes? Bruces clothes? Even duke's clothes? You know you can just use bruces card to pay for clothes if you need any? Or..you can just ask me?

Jason: ...I'm not stealing any clothes..

Jason, who very clearly, has a bag stuffed with dicks clothes, who's very obviously lying.

dick: ...I know you're basically rich..so why are you taking our clothes..

Jason, who just feels comfort from the smell of his brother(s) and somethimes his dad's scent, because he's to afraid of rejection, if he'd ask for any physical touch.

Jason: I'm not taking any clothes

Dick: ...I can see my sweatshirt, two of my T-shirts, one of my coats, three of my boxer shorts, and I know these are mine cuz they have the nightwing logo- AND ONE OF MY NIGHTWING SUITS!

jason, scoffing: only you would wear your own merch..

Dick: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!-

Later on, dick let him take the clothes without further questioning, because Jason pointed a gun at his head.

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What would be the reason for the rest of the batfam and what animal they are like? (Im referencing your recent post about Dick being a dog and Jason being a cat)

Bruce is quite obvious,a bat, cass because she's in many ways like bruce and I think reflecting that would be nice, and damian would be a bat- because he's bruces son.

Duke a glow bug, referencing his powers, steph a squirl cuz she's awsome and so are squirls, alfred a penguin cuz he's a butler, barb a fox cuz she's a ginger and smart, and Tim a rat, because he's smart, sneaky but very annoying

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A funny little head cannon I have, (and in some comics even cannon)

Is that jason is one of the shortest batfamily members, now you may ask me why-

And I'm going to explain as to why.

Jason has been malnourished in partly his most important years, also, he was dead. Yes I know the "pit fixed it" or whatever, but it feels like its erasing jasons past.

I don't want jason, who suddenly came back all buff, huge and strong af.

I want jason, who struggles to build muscle, has to make sure he eats well evrey day or else he will get close to being underweight again, I want jason who's probably shorter than tim, to be all angry and scary, but looking a little weird when he's fighting against batman and nightwing who are a good foot taller than him.

Also, I want dick grayson, who gets to stay being the tallest sibling, because he is the oldest and be deserves being the tallest for older brother shenanigans.

Also, wouldn't it be just cute for dick or bruce to just pick jason up and put him in air jail like a cat/ a little kid throwing a tantrum, because he's not allowed to kill or trying to atleast.

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Jason: you dumb dog.

Dick, who feels very insulted : you infuriating cat!

Jason wants to laugh, because was this supposed to be a come back? But instead,he huffs and turns away, acting offended.

Why jason called dick a dumb dog in the first place was because dick got his wallet stolen, by naively trusting some kid to show him where a criminal was, that he's been looking for,just to get jumped by a group of kids, he tried to fight them off, but the kids them started crying, and dick had no choice but to hand them the wallet because he's a big dog.

That's only proven to him, when he tries to leave and dick is clinging to him, begging to not go because bruce would blame him for jason to leave the mannor after finnaly comming back after a long time, then offering candies, and other bribes.

Like a dog offering his favorite bone.

However, the other siblings who've been watching, see what dick was trying to say when he called jason an infuriating cat.

Because Jason only likes to play when he wants to, he hisses, and scratches and then suddenly acts all affectionate. These mood swings mirror the ones of a cat.

So yes, it came to a big conclusion that day.

Dick grayson is a dog, and jason todd is a cat.

(Incase you'd like to know who the others would be, Bruce would be a bat, ofc. Alfred a penguin, cass would also be a bat, and steph would be a squirl, barb would be a fox, duke would be a glow bug, damian a bat, and Tim a rat.

All of these have a reason,and if you'd like me to get into it, I will)

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Jason todd doesn't hate dick grayson.

Hes..simply angry, at both, dick and bruce.

Because how come that they were able to both do such a better job for tim and damian? Was it because they were ready this time? Because they knew the consequences? Because jason was the lesson?

Jason didn't want to be a lesson, doesn't want to be known as the failure, because no matter how you say it, it will always be an insult to him aswell.

Hes constantly left out, like he's not even a bat, like he's a part timer, and maby that's a good thing because maby he doesn't belong there.

Jason doesn't hate them, he hates that he couldn't be what they wanted, that they weren't what they were for tim and damian.

Dick doesn't coddle jason like he does tim and damian.

That Jason was left behind again and treated as if he's fully aware and responsible for what he does as if dying at 15 doesn't make any diffrence, as if being put on the field as a kid didn't change the outcome.

Jason wants to be loved, but there's no unrequited love left for him, because he alredy wasted it all.

Now all he has left is pretending or leaving.

So jason leaves because why would he stay in a city that knows him as a dead kid.

Because maby he's tired of it.

Because maby he does hate them a little but, but would rather forget about them.

Because they alredy did.

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Dick : so yeah, we should definitely- oh hey jason, do you want to join us? We were planning to go to the movies-

Jason, who's looking down at his phone, walking past them,

Jason : maby another time, dad.

Dick :

Tim :

Damian :

Duke :

Jason, just walking off, leaving them baffled.

Duke : ..what just happend?

Dick : oh no..do I.. look like bruce?..

Tim who's being frantic : did he even notice that he called you- wait what? How-

Damian : does todd think...

Duke : is this normal? Did this happen before?!

Tim : ...no. sure, dick is a great older brother but none of us ever called him dad..

Damian : I'm sure todd ment to say dick, but misspoke..

Dick : do I look like b?!!!

Jason, who recently found out that dick tried to adopt him, and now to mess with bruce, calling dick dad and B gramps.

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I just watched "the game plan" a movie starring Dwayne the rock, and I just thought of this funny little thing.

Dick grayson as the rock, the football team as the titans, and Peyton as jason.

I just can't help but laugh at this

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The whole patting jason thing sounds cute, but this is how I belive jason would respond to it.

In this alternate dimension, they are hybrids.

Bruce wayne is a dog, a German shepherd to be specific, grayson is a wolf, a Grey one. Tim drake is a dog, and damian is a black Panter.

Jason used to be a tabby cat, but after lazuras he was changed into a tiger.

When Jason used to be robin, evreyone had no problem petting him since he was a tabby cat, worst case scenario? They'd get scratched.

Now that Jason is a tiger who's not afraid to kill..this whole petting thing doesn't have an effect anymore.

Its unfortunate for grayson who used to like petting jason or play with his tail, Jason always let him, a little scared since grayson was a wolf so he never set boundaries.

Now that he can do that freely, grayson just thinks that Jason must still hate them all, whenever he tries to pet jason, he gets his face scratched and suit torn, maby even his ears bit bloody, when bruce tries..it ends in a small bloodbath, jasons claws big enough to stab him, strong enough to throw him against the wall. When tim tries, Jason may or may not break Tim's wrist, in better cases he just ends up with a few old injuries torn open. Damian doesn't even try, he knows why jason does this, as a 'cat' person himself, he knows how important personal space is, the only times you pet jason is, if he wants it.

As for the rest of the batfam, they don't get close enough to jason anyways, except cass, who doesn't invade jasons space because Jason doesn't invade hers.

How does grayson ever figure out that Jason is simply trying to protect himself? Barbara tells him, tells him how whenever he looked for jason when he was still robin- to tease him or whatever, Jason hid with Barbara, and just a couple days before Jason passed away..he told Barbara why. She never told dick after that because she didn't want to make grayson feel worse than he alredy did.

After that, grayson actively doesn't pet jason unless jason asks him too, wich can come off awkward, but it doesn't.

Because grayson is a good big brother, and jason is simply a cat.