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Hi! Ok so I’m currently looking for a fanfic and need to know if it’s real or something I imagined. It’s a teen wolf fic, I don’t remember if there’s any ships or what the tags are. But basically all the werewolves are trying to integrate Stiles into the pack by scent marking him except he thinks they’re trying to tell him he smells bad and there is miscommunication and all that stuff and I would appreciate the help if anyone here knows the name.

Thanks so much!

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James somewhere after getting captured by death eaters

James: Hey, Snape!

Severus: *sneers* What, Potter?

James: Any chance you’ll turn against old Voldy and help me break out of here?

Severus: No.

James: Rats.

Severus: Did you think anyone would actually fall for that?

James: *smugly* You’d be surprised.

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Modern day marauders raise Harry (Sirius & kid Harry watching cartoons)

*cartoon character takes off glasses revealing dots for eyes*

Sirius: *turns to look at Harry* Hey Harry take off your glasses.

Harry: Okay!

Sirius: Why don’t your eyes look like that?

Harry: *confused face* I’m not a cartoon character.

Sirius: Well you sure look like one!

Harry: *tearing up* I’m telling mommy and Moony you’re being mean.

Harry:

Sirius:

Sirius: *panicked look* Wait! Haz don’t!

Harry: *runs to the room Lily and Remus are in*

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Somewhere on Hogwarts campus

Barty: Potter.

James: Crouch.

Barty: We should date.

James: What makes you think I’d do that?

Barty: You want to get Regulus’ attention.

James: What do you get out of it?

Barty: Evan.

James: Rosier?

Barty: *deadpanned look* No Black, of course Rosier.

James: You want to date Evan Rosier? Why?

Barty: He’s hot.

James: And kind.

Barty: Focus on your boyfriend.

James: Right, what’s the plan?

Barty: We fake date to make Reg and Evan jealous.

James: Wouldn’t they be too smart to fall for something like this?

Barty: You’d be surprised.

James: If it gets Regulus to actually talk to me I’ll do it.

Barty: Great! See ya later boyfriend! *leans forward and kisses James on the cheek*

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How I imagine James and Sirius meeting inspired by the fox and the hound meeting :)

Hogwarts

James: *excited to meet one of three dorm mates* Hi! I’m James and I’m 11!

Sirius: *never seen someone so bright before* I’m Sirius and I’m heir to the House of Black.

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Okay, I need a fic where prefect Remus finds himself having a shadow. Like imagine all the first years seeing a super tall and intimidating Remus Lupin and being terrified. But also imagine the sweetest and most lovable looking and actually kindest first year seeing him and being that’s who I aspire to be. So when they’re not in classes or anything they go out of their way to follow him as discreetly as possible (everyone notices but doesn’t say anything). Remus gets teased by everyone else in his year cause it’s cute that he’s gained such a sweet little shadow when all the other first years are too intimidated by his appearance to even approach him. Don’t know if I’ll write it cause I’m still not the best at it but if anyone does or has pls let me know. :)

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Regulus: My name is Regulus Black, Sirius can only have one brother. Prepare to die!

James: What?

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Potter Manor (at some point in time)

James: *hovering over Effie trying to see if she’s awake*

Effie: *opening her eyes and seeing James in the darkness*

James: *stares*

Effie: *startles* What in the name of Merlin are you doing!

James: I can’t sleep.

Effie: *sighs* It’s s 2am.

James: I’m tired.

Effie: Then go to sleep!

James: Okay.

(real convo between my mom and I on my late night escapades when I can’t sleep)

:)

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*somewhere on hogwarts grounds*

Regulus: Potter for the last time shut up!

James: *smiles mischievously* Make me.

Regulus: *smirks* Alright. *leans in close enough where their lips are almost touching*

James: *flustered*

Regulus: *smacks tape across James’s mouth* I’ll be going now.

James: *eyes wide in surprise* Mmph!

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50 posts!

thanks for the likes i appreciate everyone who has liked or commented or reposted/blogged my posts :)

(i’ve never done this before so sorry if it’s kinda bland)

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*somewhere in the forbidden forest with a herd of therestrals*

Luna: Hello, Harry.

Harry: Hi, Luna.

Luna: They are quite beautiful, it’s a shame there’s a cost to see them.

Harry: I hope that in another life things ended differently.

Luna: Maybe we are the different outcome.

*in the afterlife*

James: *watching Luna and Harry interact* Lily! Lils! Look, they’re a better version of Dora and me!

Lily: Is that so? Pandora, any thoughts?

Pandora: Hmm.

Regulus: Perhaps more like us. Although they will survive what we did not.

James: Reggie! When’d you get here?

Regulus: Just a bit ago. So, how does it feel to know that your son is like Siri’s little Slytherin brother?

Lily: Considering you have more wits than James? Very good.

Regulus: *smirks*

Pandora: *laughs*

James: *laughs before processing the words* Hey!

Pandora: I am glad that they found each other again.

Lily: *smiles softly*

James: *looks between Pandora and Regulus*

Regulus: So am I.

*i got the idea and i wasn’t gonna put regulus but i feel like harry and luna’s friendship would have been more similar to reg and pandora’s rather than james and pandora. but that is also just from their friendships that i’ve read in fanfics* also hope ya like it :)

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platonic moonwater for my soul (+james, sirius, and peter)

*Regulus walks into to the library to where the marauders are sitting*

Remus: Looking good today, Regulus.

Peter: *giggling in his seat*

Sirius: *looks completely offended*

James: *pouts and glares at Remus*

Regulus: You aren’t even looking.

Remus: Don’t need to.

Regulus: *raises an eyebrow* Why, because I look good every day or something vexing like that?

Remus: *playful smirk* James heart beat picked up the moment you walked over.

Regulus: Oh. Is that why my brother looks like you offended and broke his heart at the same time?

Remus: *blushes*

Sirius: *blushes*

Peter: *cackles in delight* He got you there guys.

James: *turns his glare to Peter* Hmph.

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Ok due to the fact that that I have been seeing a bunch of James and Pandora videos and stuff I’ve decided to mix it with one of my favorite atla lines (hope ya like it) (also i’ve read fics where the slytherin skittles knew to some extent abt Pandora’s seer abilities so I’m putting that in here too) (my explanation turned out to be longer than the actual idea lol)

Pandora: Do you think friendships can last more than one lifetime?

Lily: What do you mean?

James: *kind of knows abt the seer ability* I don’t see why not. Do you?

Pandora: I hope so.

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Luna: Hello Harry.

Harry: Hello Luna.

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Impulsive thoughts: conversation it came from

my friend: My impulsive thoughts led me to stick my pencil into candle wax and then melt my pencil in an attempt to melt that wax off my pencil to use it again.

Moral of the story.

I needed a new pencil.

her boyfriend: I love you.

You’re perfect.

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Impulsive thoughts

Sirius: My impulsive thoughts led me to stick my quill into candle wax and then lit it on fire in an attempt to melt that wax off my quill to use it again.

Remus:

Sirius: Moral of the story, I needed a new quill.

Remus: I love you. You’re perfect.

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Ok so I recently read a short fanfic where Regulus has the animagus form of a black cat. I don’t remember the name but it was very enjoyable. Basically Regulus, in his cat form would spend time in the Gryffindor common room. While there the marauders spend lots of time with him, thinking that he’s a regular cat (this is also a jegulus fic). But then I was like what if one of the marauders (James) was allergic to cats? Regulus obviously doesn’t know about that, and James just loves cats and animals enough to try and ignore the allergy. Until one day Regulus just decides to sleep in the warm Gryffindor common room as a cat and hears Remus and James talking about the allergy. So James basically mentions how the cat kind of reminds him of Regulus and since there’s no way that Regulus would like him back (he does) he decides to take care of the cat even if it makes him itchy and sneezy. Knowing all this Regulus decides to follow the two up to their dorm and just transforms back after James puts the cat on his bed. Of course he’s surprised that Regulus is an animagus, the cat no less, but is over all happy that his feelings are returned.

Also later into their relationship every time James pisses Regulus off, he changes into a cat and rubs himself against every surface that James will touch. Knowing that it will trigger his allergy.