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Peter: hydrate or die-drate

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Do you read any Spiderman comics? Cause they are da b e s t my friend

DUDE I love Spider-Man comics!!! They’re so good and I can’t tear myself away from themmm

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I've had a lot of fun scrolling through your blog and it'll take a lot to tear me away from it now

SKSKS thank you!!! I’m glad you like it!!!

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this type of post is so weird but so wholesome keep doin what ur doin

Awww ty!?! I love you 😭❤️

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Whenever I scroll through my blog I think, "This is a Peter Parker's blog, and he's pretending to be someone else so he can talk about the funny stuff that goes on with the Avengers."

...don’t expose me like this😂

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Tony: hey guys, if you could be any of the other avengers, who would you be

Steve: umm I don’t know, most likely vision I guess

Natasha: no way Bruce would be the most logical option

Bruce: haha Id choose Sam

Tony: ...why didn’t you guys choose me?!?

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honestly thank you sm for all of these they brighten my night

Awww you’re too sweet! I’ve been gone for awhile tho... sorry

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peter definitely broke his foot trying to tie his shoes once

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You’re so right! And imagine him trying to explain this to tony...

Peter: ahem well ya see what happened was that I was swinging through the city right?

Tony, already looking through peters suit footage: mmhmm

Peter: and this rlly bad guy cut my webs and I fell and this happened!!!

Tony, watching Peter fall into desk after hopping around trying to tie his shoes: yeah yeah sureee

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Peter: *standing on ceiling, taping up Star Wars posters*

Tony: *walks in abruptly* hey p-

Peter: IWOSBDKWOAB *falls off ceiling*

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Reblog if you don’t exactly understand why you have as many followers as you do but you’re grateful & love them all anyway

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Tony, checking on Peter: hey Pete-

Tony: *sniff* is that... perfume?

Tony: do you have a girl over???

Peter: *hiding smelly markers behind back* y-yeah... a girl

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Loki: *sneaking up behind peter*

Peter: *pretends not to notice* do do doooo

Loki: *POUNCE*

Loki: *pats peters head*

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Do you think The Hulk shaves his face??

Alternatively (cause this gave me an idea sorry I’m straying from the prompt), would the hulk be bald?????

Hear me out, radiation makes you lose your hair, so wouldn’t Bruce and the hulk be HAIRLESS?!?!??!

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Peter: *walking home from school*

Peter: *sad sigh* :(

Dog: *walks by*

Peter: :)

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Peter and Natasha relationship?

Ok idk if this makes sense but let’s go I’ve procrastinated enough

Principal: so please try and explain this to me one more time... Natasha Romanoff... THE BLACK WIDOW HERSELF... wrote this note for you?

Peter: yes I was absent yesterday cause she was spending the day with me, so she wrote a note

Principal: ... you must realize why I’m obligated to doubt your claims mr Parker

Nat: *flips into office from vent*

Nat: are we going to have a problem sir?

Principal: uh-n-no ma’am

Nat: *smirk* good

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What do you think would be the best way for Peter to reveal his fan-boyness, like if he was only serious (or as serious as he can be) during battle?

Ok I hope this meets the prompt haha

Tony: hey cap heads up bad guy headin your way

Steve: I see him tony cover me

Natasha: guys something seems fishy here, it’s too easy

Tony: keep an eye out for any- wait where’s Peter

Peter: *staring, wide eyed at the ongoing battle*

Peter: *whispers* ...cool

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Peter: it’s chilly ma dudes

Peter: *puts on fluffy socks, thick sweatpants, a sweater, and a thicc winter coat*

Tony: ?? It’s 70°F???