#peter and ned

[vyynn]

Ned: Are you sure Mr Stark isn't your dad at this point?

Peter: Pfft! Of course not!

Ned: He comes with you for report card day.

Peter: He's not my dad...

Ned: You have your own room in the avengers tower and his PENTHOUSE.

Peter: he's not-

Ned: He invites you to his lab four days a week, Pete.

Tony, walking into Peter's class with his iron man lunchbox: Kid, you forgot your lunch.

[ir0npvrker]

peter: here’s my award for the most rules broken

ned: that’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from mr. stark

peter, hanging it on his wall: well, it has the word “most” in it so i’m calling it an award!

[spidergrotto]

ned and peter trying to figure out what species of spider gave peter his enhancements and they find out theres a species of spider that walks on water

peter who doesn’t know how to swim and nearly drowned trying to explain to may and tony why he threw himself into a river

“listen— i could’ve been the spider version of jesus are you following?—ned tell them—”

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Finally finished my BABY the greatest thing we've lost and treated MYSELF by making fanart of my own fic lol I just find this part VERY SILLY

@petrichorandarson thank you so much for beta-ing this and laughing just as hard at the concept of ned in a bright orange and blue suit

[mooki3-bear]

Happy birthday to my boyfriend Peter parker!!

Sorry you’re so traumatized.

[peterparker-who]

There’s a lot of Peters here

@ned-guyinthechair

"NED!"

[mindfulscribe]

[bitchycheesecakecat]

[erinwantstowrite]

really quick doodle of them before i write today because they're so stupid and mj is sick of them

[peterpcrker]

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING 2017 | dir. Jon Watts

[itscrazycasey]

Peter, talking to Ned as they walk into the tower: and that’s how I almost died!

Tony: excuse me?

Steve: who and where?

Bruce: No one’s going to get away with that one, need me to send the other guy?

Clint, coming down from the vents: I can take care of them.

Peter, confused: I was just telling Ned about the time a building fell on me.

Ned: Yup!

Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Clint: WHAT?

[ir0npvrker]

peter: when you're trying to have a lit summer but only have three friends

ned:

ned: one friend

ned: i’m that one friend

[shmeemin]

:3 scribbles :3

[spideyson-stuff]

I'm not the biggest fan of this topic but, Peter being SASSY!

*Flash and Peter during a study session*

Flash: You and Ned are far too close Parker, that's gay

Petet: Funny hear that from the guy who looks that would PURPOSELY drop the soap in prison

Flash: 😨

*Ned looking at Peter after Peter was stabbed during patrol*

Ned: OMG Peter, you're bleeding!

Peter: Oh, you just realize that?

*Tony giving Peter a moral lesson lecture*

Tony: Peter, being a hero is dangerous, you need to be extremely careful

Peter: Big talk for someone that revealed his address in live on national television

Tony:

Tony: I can't even argue with that...

*Peter completely silent on the way to the tower with Happy*

Happy: Okay this is getting unbearable, say something!

Peter:

Happy: Was something I did!?

Peter:

Happy: PLEASE ANSWER ME!

Peter, taking off the headphones he had on from the beginning: You said something?

Happy:

Happy: Well-, uh, I-

Peter: Just kidding, I heard it all

Happy: YOU-

Peter: HAHAHA! SUFFER!!! 😈

[mooki3-bear]

Does anyone else sit and wonder if Tom still talks to Jacob…cuz I do…I do a lot😔

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: would you rather have nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples

Ned: i can explain

Tony: how high

Ned: I mean he's usually just like this

Peter: would you rather fight chicken sized legs or leg sized chickens

Tony:

Ned: yeah I can't defend this anymore