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*bored at a Wayne gala*

Tim: Anybody have any game ideas?

Dick: Let's play the question game!

Jason: NO! Do NOT listen to him.

Duke: What's the question game?

Dick: Two people have a conversation but only in questions. The first person to say a normal sentence loses- but couldn't you have figured it out?

Damian: That does not sound difficult.

Jason: He is unnaturally good at this stupid game. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dick: It's not that bad is it? So who's up first?

Jason: Run away, little pigs. Run away while you still can.

Steph: Could I give it a go?

Dick: I don't know? Could you?

Steph: You're pretty confident aren't you?

Dick: Any reason I shouldn't be?

Steph: Remind me: your old outfit was butt-ugly, right?

Duke: Isn't that a little...personal?

Steph: Quiet, you. Wait, no, hang on-

Jason: Ooooh, sorry, Steph!

Steph: Duke distracted me! That's cheating!

Dick: Would you like a rematch?

Tim: Wait, wait. Let me give this a try.

Dick: You want to try, Tim?

Tim: Why not?

Dick: Let me know when you're ready?

Tim: I'm ready.

Jason: Short and sweet.

Dick: Anyone else? Jason?

Jason: Hell no- I've lost enough of my life to this dumb game.

Dick: What about you, Damian? You want to give this a try?

Damian: Well, wouldn't that be the next logical step?

Dick: Who said this was a logical game?

Damian: Were you the one who told Bruce to limit my animal adoption rates?

Dick: And what if I was?

Damian: Would you not feel betrayed?

Dick: Would you not like me to act in your own interest?

Damian: Is that a real question?

Dick: Is that an incredibly weak response?

*several hours later*

Damian: But have I proved my point?

Dick: Can we agree to disagree?

Duke: Dick, how long is this going to go on for?

Jason: Hours...days. Months doesn't seem unreasonable.

Tim: Speaking from experience?

Jason: You have no idea.

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Seeing tumblr screenshots on reddit is wild because the people there really don't get how tumblr works. They'll be baffled like "why would you even admit to sleeping on a pile of laundry for 3 days straight, much less brag about it? That is not the flex you think it is."

My brother in christ that's not why anyone posts shit on tumblr. If you think anyone should be living like you, you wouldn't be on tumblr in the first place. Oversharing your shit on tumblr isn't to show off how great you're doing, it's about admitting that you're a fucked up little creature and willingly submitting yourself to be studied under a microscope. By other supremely weird little critters.

And people who screenshot tumblr shit to post it on reddit.

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THERE IS FEAR IN MY HEART,

THERE IS FEAR IN MY HEART

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OKAY BUT NO THIS GAVE ME AN IDEA RIGHT OKAY

The rest of the siblings are so well aware of how similar Bruce and Damian can act at times right ?? I mean, in Injustice, Dick literally comments on how Damian is omly that stubborn bc hes Bruce's kid.

So pls give me Bruce complaining about Damian and asking Alfred, Jason, and probably mostly Dick, for advice on how to handle Damian. And every singlw one of them is holding in a laugh bc Bruce is doing exactly what Damian pissed him off doing.

The apple not falling far from the tree has to be the BIGGEST joke the bat kids make when it comes to Damian and Bruce.

Bruce: You remind me of me.

Damian: That's just mean.

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art makes my hand hurt and my brain scream why cant i just art effortlessly :(

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i got diagnosed with adhd. this now makes sense.

i feel like this one little page of mine is very sporadic because i'll show up like

"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DON QUIXOTE FAMILY OMG BIRD MAN WOW ONE PIECE MY BELOVED SASSY PANTS LAW UNCLE BIRB YAAYY"

and then ill vanished[tm] for an unknow amount of time then come back like

"POTTAH POTTAH OMG POTTAH POTTAH GUESS WHAT I LOVE YOUR GODFATHER"

then vanish AGAIN and when i show up next im begging to get married to one of gotham's elite like

"MMMMM GRAYSON MMMM NIGHTWING MMMM HOT RICH BAT(BRAT) CHILD MMMM"

at this point its all messy and i could clean it up but tbh i cannot be bothered.

also i realizw the ever after high profile picture probably doesnt help.

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sometimes im unhappy, then i remember i live in the same world as @badly-drawn-doflamingo and suddenly im happy

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some days i feel like demolishing a city ((this account)) and building a beautiful organized empire in its place ((cohesive tumblr page)) but then i remember society is under attack ((i have adhd))

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We’re eating good tonight, y’all!

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And remember, for even in a field of roses, a sunflower shines the brightest 💖

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If i could draw, Id be unstoppable. Every stupid silly idea in my head would be forever out here on the web.

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i feel like this one little page of mine is very sporadic because i'll show up like

"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DON QUIXOTE FAMILY OMG BIRD MAN WOW ONE PIECE MY BELOVED SASSY PANTS LAW UNCLE BIRB YAAYY"

and then ill vanished[tm] for an unknow amount of time then come back like

"POTTAH POTTAH OMG POTTAH POTTAH GUESS WHAT I LOVE YOUR GODFATHER"

then vanish AGAIN and when i show up next im begging to get married to one of gotham's elite like

"MMMMM GRAYSON MMMM NIGHTWING MMMM HOT RICH BAT(BRAT) CHILD MMMM"

at this point its all messy and i could clean it up but tbh i cannot be bothered.

also i realizw the ever after high profile picture probably doesnt help.

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some interviewer just sticks the mic in his face like "MISTER WAYNE WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO THE LATEST VIRAL MEME OF YOUR SON" and hes so confused and lost he comes home that night and demands an explanation

i can very well imagine a photo of a young dick or jason making a disgusted face while bruce is flirting with models going viral.

itd be show on like buzzfeed from time to time with the article name being something: "TOP 10 most iconic Wayne children moments"

bruce is not aware of these photos and when he hears about them he is incredibly confused.

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harry and james potter are pakistani punjabi, end of discussion.

thank you :D