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Glad someone had the same idea

Hope everyone in the path of the eclipse is/was having fun!! I myself happened to come across this Strange And Interesting Plant, so that's pretty neat!!

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“There was this total eclipse of the sun!!”🌑☀️🪴

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Do you miss being a kid? Do you like poetry and folk music? Have you experienced love or loss in your life? Then you’ll love my album, “Baby Teeth”!🦷

I wrote and recorded it all from the comforts of my bedroom, so it’s a very raw/vulnerable piece of my heart. If you can, find a nice quiet place and give it a listen on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, etc. :) Link below!⬇️ Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕

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My cat sounding like Marge Simpson

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❤️Birthday fit from yesterday!!! (they/them)❤️

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me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

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Just clownin around!🏳️‍🌈🤡(they/them)

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⭐️💕Hi Barbie!! 💕⭐️

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Me, at drive thru: Can I get a... Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn't it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it'll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

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Got ‘she/her’ed at the gynecologist and ‘he/him’ed at the dentist today. Neither are correct, but I guess I have a girl p*ssy and boy teeth! Very gender if you ask me :-0

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This is the only flag I’ll fly today 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them)

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Help my humor is broken—

BRICHARD!! Thank you for sharing this

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Hello hi yes it is me, would you like a weird bit also funny meme in these trying times, my dear friend?

Oh but of course my dear! Here I’ll even offer one in exchange :)

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“Don’t feed the plants!” 🪴

I thrifted all the clothes for Seymour at my local goodwill and bought all the supplies for Audrey 2 at Dollar Tree :)!

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“Don’t worry. This’ll only hurt a lot!” 😎💀