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Willa and Carlos (Barbie : Mariposa)

I refuse to believe I was the only one who thought these two were a better couple then Mariposa x Carlos…

I understand they set it up that both Mariposa and Carlos were introverted and liked the same books so they were meant to be or whatever but no joke Carlos spend literally two whole movies with Willa more then he did with Mariposa (his supposed love interest).

I honestly like that the two were a little different and sometimes bickered it gave a more interesting dynamic, but they clearly still work well together even when the butt heads.

Maybe I am the only one that thinks Willa and Carlos should be the couple and Mariposa can go with whoever (maybe a certain fairy princess;)

I maybe having a barbie marathon that’s bringing up old opinions I had and can actually share somewhere.

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Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

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Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

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Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

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When all the kids are home in the cave for the holidays.

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When patrolling together, Red Robin and Robin get cornered by the Joker.

They aren’t too worried at first considering he’s seemingly only got a dozen men and others are on patrol, but then they see what the men are holding.

Joker had made a new Joker venom and they are seemingly the test subjects.

Damian is instantly ready to fight, but Tim is running the odds through his mind and it’s not good. They have a good chance of getting out, they are trained after all, but not without one or both of them getting the venom and who knows how long it will take to make a cure of a new concoction.

Tim can’t let that happen.

Jason, Barbara, himself…

Damian will not be added to the list of people of people tormented by this mad man.

With coms being out of reach as the two went into a private channel so they wouldn’t get in trouble for bickering, and their every move being watched, Tim had few choices.

Tim swallows and pushes Damian behind him, standing tall with his chin up even as his hands start to shake.

Damian starts to protest but Tim is speaking first, “Let him go and you can-… can have JJ back.”

The way Joker starts to grin even wider, slow and painful, is the most unnerving sight Tim has seen in a long time.

Joker laughs loud and starts clapping.

“Oh joy, oh joy! This is more fun than I thought! Always so good at surprises, JJ!”

His laughing doesn’t stop as Tim shakily turns to his little brother, who’s almost eighteen but still little even as he grows taller than him, and holds onto his shoulders.

“Robin, I need you to listen to me. You have to let me go with them or you’ll get hurt, okay? You have to promise me you won’t follow us because I can’t let you get hurt like me and-“

One of the goons takes the chance to knock Robin out and lets him slump into Tim’s arms.

Just as he begins to panic about them hurting Damian or bringing them with him, Joker comes up behind him and wraps an arm move his shoulders, “Don’t worry about him, JJ! Little Robin number… whatever, will be just fine! Batsy will find him and take him back to his nest, while we…” - Joker leans in so he can whisper in his ear - “have a little family catch up!”

Tim nods, not finding it in himself to smile or play along yet, but keeping up his end of his offer.

It takes one day of shocks after his forced make over for him to settle back into the role he learnt the first time. Last time it took two and half a weeks for him to give in and learn his part properly, and then a few more days before he was rescued, but this time it feels almost natural as he puts on a big grin and starts a familiar giggle.

He thinks of Damian, who may have been turned into Joker Junior Junior or some other absurd name, and tells himself it’s worth it to protect him from any more trauma.

Tim is kept for a month, playing house with a mad man who makes rants about JJ’s mother leaving him for a woman and being tortured every time he doesn’t laugh quick enough or seems just a little distant.

When he’s found he doesn’t realise. He’s just sitting there at a dinner table with straps on the chair keeping him down. He’s laughing loudly, knows if he stops he’ll be hit or shocked or forced to drink some kind of toxic chemical until he pukes up blood. He can’t stop, because Papa will be mad and he’s scary when he’s mad and mama isn’t there anymore.

When he process the change of scenery he finds himself in a hospital bed in the cave.

JJ and Tim are so blurred into the same person that when he sees Damian he has no idea who he is at first. He almost expects someone younger, the little boy who first showed up, because that’s the little boy he gave himself up for.

But when Damian stared back at him and starts to tear up Tim finds himself remembering who he wants to be.

He pulls his little brother into his arms, jostling Alfred the Cat, and sobs into his hairline while ignoring the green in his periphery and praying he doesn’t start to laugh.

He fails, but Damian doesn’t give up on him.

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DPxDC My Brother in the Mirror

Damian doesn't like mirrors.

He never mentioned the fact to other members of the family, but they are detectives and vigilantes, it's their job to be observant. Which, after so many years, becomes a habit.

Damian doesn't actively avoid the mirrors - he has a mirror in his bathroom, he didn't express any discomfort over going into a mirror labyrinth at some carnival they've attended (he expressed disgust over taking part in something so stupid, in his words, but that's a whole another story), and he actually spent a few minutes in front of the funhouse mirrors when no one was looking, watching his own reflection distort in various ways. He also has no problems with his self-image - he doesn't mind pictures of him taken at any time (unless it's Tim, but that's, again, a whole another story), he's drawn a few self-portraits that were rather accurate and he liked them.

He just doesn't like mirrors. For some reason.

His family, both close and extended, never questioned it. They did some gentle research to see if the dislike was caused by some kind of problem Damian was experiencing without telling anyone, but when they found no proof of that, they've just decided it was some quirk of his. Everyone has quirks. Dick doesn't like eating cereal like a normal person, Tim despises sleep, Steph is at war with any color other than purple.

That is, until one day, Tim witnesses Damian sitting in front of a mirror.

He is not even aware of it - the whole family is having a game night, and through some arguments and rearrangements on the couch, Damian ends up sitting on the left side of it, where his back is turned to one of the three mirrors in the room. Tim, who's lost the last round, is slumping in an armchair nearby, pointedly looking away from the screen where Damian and Jason are enthusiastically competing over the first place in Mario Cart. Of course, Tim can't just not watch it since he needs to know their strategies. But turning back around would also be admitting defeat.

The solution? Easy, watch the screen through the mirror.

Which is when he notices it.

Damian in the mirror doesn't act the same as Damian in the room. Out of the corner of his eye, Tim can see the real Damian moving around, shoving Jason with his elbow, fully concentrated on the game, and yelling something. Damian-in-the-mirror is sitting unnaturally still, the back of his head over the couch unmoving.

Tim forgets all about the game when Damian's reflection starts to turn around. Slowly and carefully, eerie in the way the horror movies are, the boy in the mirror turns his head around like an owl, his neck twisting inhumanely.

His eyes are green. Green like the toxic waste, like Jason's madness, like acid in cartoons, like the Waters of Lazarus.

Damian in the mirror smiles, his unblinking, gliwing eyes fixed on Tim, and his teeth are sharp and pointy, and there are too many of them, humans can't smile this wide.

"-im? Tim!" A hand nudges him in the shoulder, and Tim looks away from the mirror, finding Dick standing over him. The noise of the game room returns all at once, and, wait, when did it become quiet for Tim?.. He must have a strange expression on his face because Dick's easy smile falls slightly, and he frowns, "Is everything okay?"

Tim looks back to the mirror, but the green-eyed boy in the mirror is gone, and the mirror only reflects Damian as he is: sitting on the couch.

"Yeah," Tim shakes his head and forces a smile on his lips, "I just zoned out."

"Okay," Dick pats him on the shoulder and gives him the controller, "It's your turn now."

Tim takes the controller and turns around, facing the screen. Tim throws a quick glance at Damian, who had slid down on the couch so his head would not be in the reflection anymore. Tim sees the cold, warning hint to his eye, a clear do not speak of it message.

Tim doesn't like that the mirror is now behind him.

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Bruce: *to himself* I want to adopt Tim and bring him into the family. I need to tell him how much I love and appreciate him.

Bruce:

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Damian and Steph. (Batgirl 2009)

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robin jason redraw!! ⋆˙⟡

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Apparently its canon that:

Dick and Jason look alike.

Dick is basically Bruce's carbon copy.

Can you imagine how many times Dick have been mistaken as Jason and Bruce? Or Jason being mistaken as Dick?

Dick, wearing a black tank top and sweats— looking exactly like Bruce, walks into the kitchen:

Damian: Morning, Father.

Dick, turns around, expecting to see Bruce behind him: ?????

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20 year old Dick casually picking up his 13 year old brother Jason from school:

Random teacher: Ah, Mr. Wayne. Are you here to pick Jason up?

Dick: Mr— It's me, Dick??? Dick Grayson??????

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Dick walking into the Manor after Bruce and Jason having an argument about something:

Bruce: Jason? You're back?

Dick in a leather jacket: He's out killing people wdym??????

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Dick just wanting to get some coffee, gets stopped by paparazzi, thinking he was Bruce:

Random reporter: Mr. Wayne!

Dick: STOP CONFUSING ME AS MY DAD

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Dick hanging out with Tim:

Random passerby whispering to their friend: That's Bruce Wayne and his son Timothy Drake!

Dick, who could hear it: ...

Tim: Calm down. Calm your tits.

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Jason walking into the kitchen, Bruce and Tim are there, both have been awake for 72 hours now:

Bruce: Morning Dick.

Jason: Did you just call me a dick????

Tim: But— that's your name?

Jason: My name is Jason. I'm NOT DICK.

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Jason and Dick getting de-aged, both wearing their Robin costumes:

Cassandra: Sooooo... which one is Dick and which one is Jason?

Bruce: I— I never realised they look so similar.

Duke: The angry and feral one must be Jason. Dick's the smiley one.

Tim: Nope. Dick's the feral. Jason's the happy. Been stalking them for years, I would know.

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Dick crying hysterically: Do I look old enough to be mistaken as Bruce?!?!?!?!

Bruce: *glares*

Jason: Exactly! I don't look that old to look like Dick.

Dick: FUCK YOU

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But of course, sometimes it's an advantage. Dick could get away with things like being Batman, getting his brothers out of trouble, etc.

While Jason could get away with being Nightwing and stuff. (ehem that time when he dressed up as Nightwing and killed people in the suit.)

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Dick, about Damian: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the family.

Jason: Are we stealing them?

Tim: New or used?

Dick: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Bruce:

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**Batfamily Group Chat**

*(Now featuring Barbara!)*

**Tim**: GUYS. Get ready for this one.

**Dick**: Uh-oh. What happened now?

**Tim**: Damian. Got. A. **D**.

**Jason**: HAH! You’re joking. No way the demon spawn slipped up that bad.

**Steph**: WAIT WHAT??? Damian?! A D??? What, was he on something? 😆

**Cass**: 😳💤❓

**Barbara**: Hold up. What subject? How did this even happen?

**Tim**: *History.* Our resident assassin failed **history.** The irony is killing me. 😂

**Duke**: How did he even manage that? Dude has memorized like 17 languages, but somehow history gets him?

**Jason**: Must’ve been taking a nap or something. Was he there for the test? Or out killing ninjas?

**Damian**: *Tt.* Laugh all you want. I was on a mission when the test happened. Not my fault.

**Dick**: This is so out of character for you, Dami. Were you **conscious** at all during the test??

**Barbara**: Maybe you mixed up 1066 with another century where you were personally stabbing someone. 😂

**Damian**: All of you are insufferable. One misstep and it’s a comedy hour.

**Jason**: A **D**, though! You didn’t even get a C. Were you sleeping? Drunk on milk?

**Tim**: Did you forget what century you’re in?

**Steph**: Did you *know* you were in a test? 🤣

**Damian**: As I said, I had just returned from a mission. You can’t expect me to prioritize something so beneath me.

**Dick**: Sure, buddy, sure. But you’ve got to admit, it’s kinda funny.

**Damian**: *Tt.* Perhaps.

**Jason**: Oh, he’s finding it funny now. The world is ending.

**Barbara**: Honestly, though, Damian getting a D is **wild**. I still can’t wrap my head around it.

**Cass**: 🧐📚🤷‍♀️

**Duke**: Do you even care, Damian?

**Damian**: Not in the slightest. Grades are meaningless. I’ve learned more in combat than your “education system” could ever teach me.

**Tim**: That’s a hell of a way to justify failing a test, Dami. Respect. 😂

**Damian**: It’s not failure if the system is flawed.

**Dick**: Classic. “The system is flawed,” says the kid who **failed** a test.

**Jason**: Honestly, I kinda respect it. You bomb a test, and your first reaction is to blame society. Real rebel, Dami.

**Steph**: *Very* punk rock of you, D. Maybe next time you’ll just burn the school down and call it a day.

**Bruce**: Damian. I expect you to study next time. Mission or not, I don’t want to hear about another “D” on your report card.

**Damian**: Tt. I’ll consider it, Father.

**Dick**: You have to admit, Bruce, even you didn’t see this one coming.

**Bruce**: I was busy. Alfred told me.

**Jason**: **ALFRED** knew before all of us?? No one’s safe from the butler. 😭

**Tim**: Alfred’s all-seeing and all-knowing. I’m convinced he has his own Bat-Signal for when we mess up.

**Alfred**: Master Damian, I have already scheduled tutoring sessions for you. You’ll be more than prepared for your next test.

**Damian**: **What?!** I don’t need a tutor! This is absurd!

**Steph**: Oh, this is golden. You’re getting a tutor for **history**. 😂

**Dick**: Just accept it, Dami. It’s for your own good. Maybe you’ll ace the next one!

**Damian**: I despise all of you.

**Jason**: Love you too, kid. But seriously, don’t sleep through the next one.

**Tim**: Yeah, or at least make sure you’re **present**. Physically AND mentally. 🤣

**Cass**: 🛌😴📚

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**Batfamily Group Chat**

**Family Chat**

**Steph**: WHO. ATE. MY. SANDWICH?! 😡

**Cass**: 🍞👀

**Dick**: oh noooo not the sandwich again 😂

**Jason**: *yawn* …is this really worth a whole family chat notification?

**Tim**: WAIT THAT WAS YOURS?!?

**Steph**: TIM. WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN.

**Damian**: It’s Drake. Of course it was him. Probably didn’t even know it wasn’t his. Idiot.

**Tim**: Okay first off, RUDE. Second off, I thought it was up for grabs! It didn’t have a name on it!!

**Bruce**: Food theft isn’t something to be taken lightly. Steph, I’ll order you another sandwich.

**Steph**: NOT THE POINT, BRUCE!

**Jason**: lol this is the best thing I’ve seen all week

**Cass**: 🍿👂

**Alfred**: Master Timothy, it is common courtesy to ask before consuming food items that do not belong to you.

**Tim**: In my defense, it was just sitting there. Unattended. Looking sad. And I was hungry.

**Damian**: “It was sitting there”—spoken like a true degenerate.

**Dick**: GUYS. Let’s solve this the Batfamily way. Steph, I’ll help you investigate who didn’t label it. We’ll gather evidence, fingerprints, witness testimonies…

**Steph**: Or I could just kill Tim.

**Duke**: Hold up, let’s not get hasty here.

**Cass**: 🔪👻😈

**Jason**: HAHA CASS GETTING IN ON THIS TOO

**Tim**: Cass, you’re supposed to be on *my* side!

**Bruce**: Can we please maintain some level of maturity here?

**Steph**: Not until justice is served. Unlike my sandwich. WHICH TIM SERVED TO HIMSELF.

**Dick**: What kind of sandwich was it, anyway? Let’s get into details. Important for evidence, you know.

**Steph**: Turkey, avocado, and the last piece of the sourdough bread.

**Tim**: Ohhh, okay, yeah. That was good.

**Steph**: TIM.

**Jason**: 😂😂😂

**Duke**: 😂😂

**Cass**: 🍖😎

**Damian**: What I find truly disturbing is how Drake continues to disappoint us all. Eating unlabeled food, not having any self-restraint, making bad life choices…

**Tim**: How is this a “bad life choice”? It was literally just a sandwich.

**Damian**: Everything you do is a bad life choice.

**Jason**: Don’t worry, Timmy, you’ll live.

**Dick**: Will he, though?

**Bruce**: If any of you decide to hurt each other over this, Alfred is not cleaning up the mess.

**Alfred**: Indeed, Master Bruce. I have cleaned up enough after all of you.

**Cass**: 👀

**Steph**: So what I’m hearing is… vengeance is allowed?

**Bruce**: No, Steph.

**Tim**: BRUCE, CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN.

**Bruce**: You’re all my children. And you’re all exhausting.

**Damian**: Some of us are more tolerable than others.

**Jason**: lol you wish, demon spawn

**Duke**: Tim, just buy her another sandwich.

**Cass**: Or make one! 👩‍🍳🧀

**Tim**: What, you think I’m gonna magically make a sandwich appear?

**Cass**: 🪄🥖

**Dick**: Cass has faith in you, Tim. You’ve got this.

**Steph**: Cass believes in you more than I do right now.

**Jason**: Hey, maybe if you guys do fight, I can record it. We’ll make it a family movie night.

**Dick**: Definitely. “Batkids Battle Over Bread: The Saga.”

**Cass**: 🍿🍿🍿

**Steph**: I WANT MY SANDWICH, NOT A FIGHT CLUB.

**Bruce**: Enough. I’ll order food for everyone. Case closed.

**Steph**: Thank you, Bruce.

**Tim**: Can we get pizza? I’m starving again.

**Damian**: Of course you are. Gluttonous fool.

**Jason**: Hey, I’m down for pizza too.

**Duke**: Same. I’ll take pepperoni.

**Dick**: Pizza for dinner it is. The family that eats together... survives Tim’s sandwich crimes together. 😜

**Cass**: 🍕❤️

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Damian wanted to paint some of the Gotham heroes but all the online references are blurry. He's found maybe two ok photos but not enough. until a box is left on his desk FILLED with hundreds of clear candid photos of the family. There are ones with Red Hood and Batman, Nightwing and Robin, Black Bat and Spoiler, every combination of the heroes but oddly enough none of the photos have Drake in them.

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I am in my angst today so I'm going to drop a few of ansty Batfam headcannons.

- Bruce till this day do that father thing of open the door of his kids room to see if they're sleeping and then closing (even when they're just visiting).

- The first time he did that to Tim, Tim pretended to be asleep and then he just started sobbing because Jack used to do the same thing too, and his mother before him.

- Dick, when he moved out of the manor, still would use the Batcomputer to do research from time to time. Everytime he slept on from tiredness he would woke up with Batman's cape on his shoulders.

- No one knows Bruce has a good singing voice other than Dick and Jason because he would sing to their sleep, sometimes, when they had nightmares.

- He stopped singing when Jason died. The only person who was able to hear him sing again was Damian. He pretended to be asleep, because if he opened his eyes he would noticed how much he misses his mother.

- Jason singed to Damian sleep once at the league. None of them remember that.

- Damian tries constantly to assure himself that he could take down every member of his family if he needed to. Deep down he knows he can't.

- Bruce spent weeks trying to master how to cut someone's hair ( with Alfred's help ) so he could give Dick a haircut, because Dick said to him that his mother used to cut his hair.

- Bruce taught every single one of his sons how to shave their beard.

- Bruce had a mental breakdown once because he was starting to forget his mother's face.

- Cass overanalyze everyone's body language to see if they're healthy and happy. She tries to stop herself sometimes because more often the answer is no.

- Sometimes Tim flinches when Jason moves to fast near him. They never talked about that out loud.

- Sometimes Damian's hand tremble when he grabs his sword, he can still feel the blade.

- In one of Dick's worst fights with Redhood the moment he got home he threw up. His brother's eyes used to be blue like his and not green.

- There was a time where Jason was so happy that Bruce's blue eyes were the same shade of his.

- Bruce's hands still tremble when he sees his children on the battlefield.

- Bruce has a habit of messing with his children's hair, every single one of them picked the same habit after him.

- When Dick moved out to the Titans Bruce couldn't sleep for weeks.

- Jason avoids to change clothes in front of his brothers because of the face Dick made when he saw his autopsy scars for the first time.

- One time Jason had a panic attack and misdialed Tim's number, Tim stayed on the line until Jason managed to sleep.

- There's times where Bruce says the word Robin and all of them look at him.

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Damian gets de aged to baby age and Bruce is absolutely delighted.

Like, he’s concerned, because he loves his 10 year old Damian. He would be heartbroken if it was permanent, it would be like Damian died.

But as soon as they confirm that it’s all temporary, he’s relieved, but down plays his excitement. A whole week with his (now literal) baby boy.

One of his biggest regrets in life was not being able to see Damian as a baby. It’s different with his other kids because they had parents and he repeated that he could never replace them. Damian on the other hand, he should’ve been there. He would’ve been, had he’d known. So he really feels like he missed out on that aspect.

When Dick insists that he holds and plays with Damian, he gets all pouty and quiet. Because how ridiculous is it to be jealous over a babies attention. Until he notices Damian keeps looking back at Bruce, as if making sure he’s still there. And he realizes that Damian, even though he’s happily playing with Dick, wants him around. And he’s so proud of himself. He’s getting a good grade in Dad.

It’s all fun and games until it’s time for bedtime and turns out, Damian is a clingy baby. Bruce basically has to sleep with one hand in the crib for Damian to hold for him to even consider sleeping.