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Entire buildings collapsed

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,,Why are tumblr sexywomen candidates so conventionally attractive!!??!" Its because all women are beautiful thank you very much

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Ive read turtle dungeon and went ,,omg i wish"

The only thing being "locked in" is you in the torture dungeon

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,,Katara is so dramatic!!" And then you jork your it to him??

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Inside of you there are two wolves.

That dog in you committed a mitosis.

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Imagine youre born with the sole purpose of dying and your body becoming nourishment for hyper intelligent parasite species that enslaved your entire plannet but one of them decides to fuck your corpse instead

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Okay which house md episode is this

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Its considered cool unless they acc love each other :(

polyamory hate is so weird to me, because "having casual sex with multiple people at the same time" is considered like. a sign of being a cool person, until those people are like. fat or have blue hair and pronouns or whatever

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if i were a high school teacher and found out one of my students was vaping weed in the back of the class on the regular i'd make a group chat with every other student there and message them "at 1:15pm everyone turn around in your seat and stare at chris while i say a prayer in latin then walk out of the room in a single file line crying" and i'd be teacher of the year

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actually happy autism acceptance month to people who have quirks around food that other people get really weird about. like who cares if they only eat boiled vegetables and gravy or they won't eat specific combinations of food. let us live

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Well thats- unfortunate

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True but also this is arcane fucker site. Like the level of lust and thirst for Jinx/Sevika/Vi/Cait/Ambessa is unmatched in here, cant see shit like this anywhere else

sorry i think its funny that arcane fans got so mad at their regular human women being beaten by toriel and glados in the tumblr sexywomen polls. this is the monster and computerfucker website

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,,im literally neurodivergent and a minor" when he is accused of medical malpractise

rip gregory house you would’ve loved saying “that’s ableist” at every minor inconvenience

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aren't we just sad science students at the end of the day? haunted by the ghosts of our abandoned passions?

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This makes me wanna commit crimes

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What if entities are looking all judgy at our reflexions on the other side like its tinder

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Pope Francis memes wont impress you if you have been on Polish side of internet in years 2009-2020