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Fools. Tumblr obviously has a dozen of contradicting microlabels and a handful of xenogenders, meanwhile AO3 refuses to label itself any other way than ,,freaky"
"AO3 and Tumblr are women!"
"AO3 and Tumblr are men!"
"AO3 and Tumblr are non binary!"
Stop.
All of you are wrong.
They're both gender fluid and they can be whatever the fuck they want to be
They can be gays, they can be lesbians, they can straight, they can be whatever the hell they want
Edit: yes, this was also implying that they can change their physical forms like shape shifters to accommodate for whatever gender they wanna be
Edit 2: by the gods, Tumblr loves this post
Edit 3: because I accidentally offended someone, I am not trying to force my headcanons onto anyone. I understand that gender fluidity is it's own identity. The reason I made this post is because I saw some people arguing on if Tagteam was yaoi or Yuri and I wanted to offer a solution that would make everyone happy. There is no right or wrong way to draw/write/interpret tagteam. They're websites for fuck's sake. Do whatever you want with them.
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Its so funny to me how people are shocked by Pinterest and Spotify thing. Ive been on pin for a while, and let me tell you ENTIRE community uses only those two apps so it just happened organically.

#they could be also in a throuple with c.ai#pinterest deserves better than a stupid heartless robot and a greedy toxic bitch tho
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They dont even let you view lyrics without paying btw, but i still use this shit bc they have the most songs uploaded, tried many other apps but they only had shitty fan-uploaded sped up versions or nothing at all
I guess hot take but I never understood why Spotify is so popular. Its like, the absolute worst music app of all time. Its hardly even functional. The ads are absurdly long and frequent, searching for songs is a pain in the ass. You have to PAY to skip ahead in the Playlist?
This is absolute hell, why does ANYONE use it? And why has it become the defacto music site? Why is it just something that everyone uses? I literally cant use the fucking thing, It has a worse search function than tumblr! You are better off getting your music in any other way. Even youtube is better. Sheeesh!
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Define friend however it means to you.
#i have no idea how online friendship works tbh#how am i supposed to care about you if only tjing we do together is texting#and ive never seen you in my life and youre just letters on my screen
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Couldve put iron suplements at the top of the list, now i have an unwanted peanits
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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How do you even figure out if youre oriented ace or just allo /gen
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*two serious-looking detectives flashing their badges*
-Foolery. Tom Foolery.
-And Hailey Jynks. Hijynks for short.
#trying to think of a funny joke as if a single person would see this bruv#shitpost#joke#jokes#pun#puns#meme#memes#they have a son called Sheni Guns
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How i feel recommending people tumblr as a ,,good space for communities, hobbies, venting or making friends" knowing that i get 3 death threats a day in here
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You would get humbled by my 35 followers

HOLY WOW
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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.
#atla#Like yeah it tackles a lot of dark topics and character arcs are beautifully crafted and worldbuilding is amazing#but there are also goofy jokes cute animal companions and cutesy lovey dovey romance#ppl even do this to miraculous ladybug#and its not even a good show its pretty crappy tbh#and its like not serious at all#typical villain is ice cream seller turned into a giant rainbow snowman or sum shit
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Dont be sad, ive been to swag city and everyone knew you
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Do you like at least 4 vegetables?
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If you were to count all of the friends you have had in your life so far, how many would they be?
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I dunno / Nuance
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#like maybe six#who is having 180+#< this#like do you just call every person you ever chatted with your friend
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aro culture is dancing and getting ready to soul crushing breakup songs because they don鈥檛 have an effect on you (unless interpreting the lyrics to a parent, best friend, etc)
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Its side character from the bible
*crunches into my arm* hey this apple tastes weird... *continues crunching arm*
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Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.
It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.
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