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Mikulout?

Is this what you meant anon ?

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The LA HTTYD movie is good.. it followed the exact same story.. idk why so many of yall are bitching about it.. you haven't even seen it? Hiccup's actor is awesome, he did a great job and toothless is so cute

Do you hate cute stuff? Like why all the animosity? It follows the exact story like to a T, nothing was changed or cut at all...

Yes. That's exactly why it doesn't need to exist. A team of animators worked their asses and wrists off to bring you one of the most beautiful animated films ever made. There is no need for a live action remake to exist. ESPECIALLY if it's just a shot for shot film... And considering how much they have to use CG for, it might as well BE an animated film

I don't hate cute stuff. I hate Hollywood stepping over the bodies animation teams for favor of a quick buck.

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

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Your throat is raw from screaming to a god who isn’t listening.

My throat is raw from sucking all this dick.

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“You can always tell.” No you can’t and that is the point.

Whether someone is new to their identity or so deep into their journey you can’t tell the hardships they went through to get there or even if they’re not loud and obvious about their identity, it is not your business.

Grab a brick and celebrate.

There are two basic arguments for shutting the fuck up about cishets at Pride.

First: What if a trans kid asks their parents to show their support by attending Pride with them? What if a lesbian can only attend pride if she gets a ride from someone and the only person willing and able to drive her is her straight brother? What if a bi disabled person can't attend a large outdoor event without hands-on assistance from their straight partner? What if someone just wants to bring their fucking friends? What if, contrary to popular tumblr discourse, most queers don't inhabit perfectly pure social bubbles populated only by other queers? What if it's none of your business?

Second and perhaps more important: If you think you can tell that someone is CIS, let alone HET, by LOOKING at them, you are a cop and an idiot.

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Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏

Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities

Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you

Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist

Cut that bullshit out

Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy

I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker

I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect

TLDR; Queer people shouldn’t have to be historians or scientists for you to not be a fucking dick

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Man it’s crowded in here

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My boys <3

my girl sent me this tweet and said that they would have fought each other with canes like with swords

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

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just finished him, kinda proud tbh

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I can’t stop having prophetic dreams.

Like I can’t stop dreaming of scenarios and then they just happen.

Surely this should be making have some kind of religious or spiritual break through but instead I’m cursed and need them to stop.

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dont ask me how i know this but innie burt is the bottom but outie burt is the top, and innie irving is the top but outie irving is the bottom

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sometimes i remember the little heart on jayce's corrupted hammer and i lose my mind again

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Sphinx by Will Murai

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Watching a comfort movie and hoping it ends differently