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rosekiller is literally canon, wdym???

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[pandora face down on the floor]

Dorcas: why is pandora on the floor?

evan,not looking up from his book: she got kissed by lilly. dorcas: isnt that..good panda?

evan: she said-

Pandora: I SAID THANK YOU…. dorcas: …

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"Jegulus isn't realistic" They say as though the characters they're talking about aren't fucking wizards

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where the actual FUCK Is my barty crouch jr?

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i just wanna show everyone this hoodie i made

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evan rosier’s favorite movie would’ve been spiderman into the spider verse

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*a paper is thrown at snape*

snape: WHO EVER THREW THAT PAPER…

*james and sirius holding back laughter *

snape: YOUR MOTHERS A HOE!

james:

sirius;

Peter:

mcgonagal:

*remus, sighing and moving seats*

sirius, standing up: BITCH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM????

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Remus and sirius broke up after the prank and remus hated him and wanted sirius to just move on. But sirius didn’t move on and every time remus shouted at him he’d hold back his tears, smile and say “it’s okay, i still love you” and one day remus screamed “I WISH I HAD NEVER MET YOU, YOUR A WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT I HATE YOU.” And sirius just smiled, even though tears were running down his cheeks, and said “Im sorry. I still love you lupin.” And when they finally got back together, sirius was always so scared when he did something wrong to remus, even small things like losing his quill, because he was scared remus would hate him again.

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Bitches say ”im fine” then go daydream about the marauders era

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regulus: i know something you dont know

Pandora: tell me this second

regulus: has evan perhaps mislaid a tie?

pandroa, hitting regulus: BARTY HAS IT

regulus; yess

panda: how do you know!!

reggi: i saw it

panda: where!

reggi: in his pocket

Panda: all this time??

Regulus,sarcasticly: yess isnt it romantic!!

panda: no its horried

Regulus: your brother has a boyfriend i thought ud be pleased? panda: at the idea of Barty taking my brother away, no thank you. regulus: aw, you feel better when Lilly comes to take you away! Panda: shut up

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where the actual fuck is my james potter

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where the actual fuck is my james potter

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HC that barty tried to learn how to cook for evan but set the kitchen on fire and felt rlly bad coz all he wanted to do was cook for his boyfriend.

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how i imagine between regulus and remus going

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Quotes from my science teacher

Science teacher, randomly when were ment to be talking about Sound and vibrations: and Einstein, was actually an idiot, a fool.

A lesson where we’re talking about swimming: “now..if you drown..you are actually..stupid, drowning is very hard to do.

[he came to school with another teacher, coz his car wasn’t working] me: sir what happened to your car

him, leaning in very closely:it was eaten..by a dinosaur.

Him, when me and my best friend do literally anything: uh..don’t. Thank you.

[my class always arrives like 2 minutes early to assembly] him walking very slowly: we are always so early to this, i wanna go home. me: sir.its 8 am. him: yes.

[my class was playing cards un his lesson and he said if theg solve this one question they can play. They solved it and he still taught] my classmate: Sir you cheated us!!

him: who said cheating was wrong? God? No. us: sir. its..in the bible

he then stuck is tounge out at us.

Classmate: is slavery really gone?

My science teacher: whyd did they go? Some people like to use us, but i wont get into that here

Me:…mr ncube…no. him: …so light-

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i love it when those weirdos are like: "stop saying you have autism /ADHD its not real, its all just madeup , you have some kind of mental illness!" Like buddy what do think Autism and ADHD are?

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Marauders fans seeing two characters who’ve never interacted in canon and probably don’t even know each other and then going “yeah those two are in love”