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Homelander bombarding Hughie with thousands of voice messages, having a meltdown because his boy is not picking up. Meanwhile, Hughie just innocently fell asleep on the couch or something not aware of the shitstorm he’s inadvertently caused.

"Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. This number is not available. At the tone, please record your message."

[05:19 pm] Are you fucking serious?

[05:20 pm] Very funny. Hughie, why aren’t you answering my calls? Is this some kind of joke? Pick up your phone.

[05:21 pm] Hughie. Babe. What the fuck is this? Why are you ignoring me?

[05:22 pm] Where the hell are you? Why aren’t you picking up? You’re kind of pissing me off. You have to know you can’t just fucking go offline on me like this. It’s incredibly rude. Am I going to have to punish you later?

[05:34 pm] I’m trying my damnedest to be patient, but you’re really testing me here, sweetheart. Pick up your phone. Now.

[05:36 pm] You don’t seem to understand how this works. When I call you pick up. You don’t make me chase after you like some limp-dick schmo. Did you forget who I am?

[05:40 pm] We’re really doing this, huh? So what, you don’t want to be with me anymore, is that it? And instead of having the common decency to face me like a man you just ghost me. Of course. Jesus fuck, that's classic you, isn't it? Son of a bitch— [audio cuts off]

[05:42 pm] I’ll rip out your spine and laser your dick off andthrowyourbodyinto— [audio cuts off]

[05:45 pm] Hey. It’s me again. Hughie, I know what I said wasn’t...nice. I know, I know. Yikes! I'm just going to start over. I’m sorry. Look just—just pick up, alright? I miss you.

[05:47 pm] FUCK YOU! You miserable insect! I always knew you didn’t take us seriously, you two-faced shithead. I hate you, truthfully you were nothing to me, you know that? Just another nobody to get off with, you never meant a thing to me! You weren’t even a good lay, I could have gotten better dick-sucking from Deep for half the trouble!

[05:51 pm] Ugly sobbing noises 

[05:55 pm] Hughie, you know I love you, right? It's ok babe, I forgive you! I'm not angry, I promise. Just come over, we can have dinner and talk. It doesn’t have to end like this. I’ve calmed down now, alright? It's fine. We're good. Honest.

[05:57 pm] Are you having an affair? Is that what this is? So who the fuck is she then? Are you with Starbitch? Bet she's laughing at me while you're fingerblasting her, she must be getting off to this. But let me make this perfectly clear, you don’t fucking cheat on me. I’m The. Fucking. Homelander. Does your tiny brain even comprehend that? I am the most superior being on this earth. You should be honoured— [audio cuts off]

[06:00 pm] I’m sorry, Hughie. I may have overreacted a smidge. I'll admit that I jumped to conclusions. Yeah, fine. You win this round. Happy? Now pick up the phone.

[06:04 pm] distorted sounds of inhumane screaming, furniture getting smashed, walls collapsing, palms are sweaty knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

[06:06 pm] S-sir is everything ok? We heard— GET THE FUCK OUT ASHLEY, I’M BUSY! sounds of glass shattering Bunch of braindead fucks.

[06:07 pm] You better be dead, Hughie, because nothing excuses this kind of bullshit behaviour. Not from you, you hear me? I don’t give a fuck anymore, in fact I never did! Truth hurts, doesn’t it? I admit you were amusing, good for a laugh or two, but it's gotten boring. I need more and you're clearly not delivering.

[06:08 pm] I know I said you playing hard to get is a turn on, but this is ridiculous…

[06:09 pm] Hey asshole, I deleted all of your nudes. You can keep mine because I genuinely feel sorry for you, seeing as it's the best you'll ever get. I should charge you a pretty penny every time you jerk your sad little cock to me.

[06:10 pm] Ok you got me. I didn’t actually delete them, but I’m going to if you don’t PICK UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PHONE! HUGIE!

[06:19 pm] Fuck why do I keep— I’m sorry babe, you know how I get. You know I didn’t really mean any of it, right? I just forgot myself for a second, you know me. That’s what I love about you though, you understand me like no one. I need you Hughie, it's true. Please answer me.

[06:21 pm] What is it this time, huh? Did I hurt your fee-fee's, you big fucking baby? Did I make you cry? Aw boo fucking hoo! Why don’t you grow a pair already! I’ve given you everything and this is the thanks I get?! I’m a fucking catch! I was voted Sexiest Supe Alive for seven consecutive years! I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you, Campbell! You’re lucky to breathe the same air as me!

[06:24 pm] Is this because I accidentally sprained your wrist that one time? You’re still mad about that? I offered you head and you said no! That’s on you for not accepting my apology, it wasn’t even my fault so quit your moping, it's not fucking cute. Always such a goddamn drama queen. Jesus Christ, get over it, Hughie. Fuck's sake.

[06:27 pm] You said you loved me, you lying whore! I believed you! You know how much I fucking hate liars! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS CAMPBELL. I'M COMING FOR YOU!

[06:40 pm] Hughie, I’m here. Open the fucking door. I’m not going to break it down because you bitched me out like a little pussy the last time. C’mon, I’m being nice here, it’s more than you deserve. 

[06:41 pm] Hughie enough. I’m not going to repeat myself.

[06:42 pm] ALRIGHT THAT'S FUCKING IT. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CAMPBELL!

Hughie this whole time: 

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16.08 | happy birthday to me

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i’ll know

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my work for jojo parts 4-6 zine on purple haze feedback

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Abbacchio divorces fugio

Reference under cut!

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i love the parallels between snowbaird + haydove but id lovee to bring up some similarities between them and snowjanus bc wdym after lenore dove's and sejanus' last moments, their counterparts are haunted by their association with gumdrops ???

what do u meaaann that lenore dove and sejanus have both unintentionally sent haymitch and snow into the arena because they wanted to defy the capitol ??? and it began the spiral of their loss, guilt, and violence?

what do u MEAAAAN that the kept secret of their rebellious actions are barely spoiled by with the orange stained paint on lenore dove's fingertips and the breadcrumbs that sticks to sejanus' palms??

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another one thank you

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mermay!!!! Octokyoin!!! Yapppie!!!!

And a little smut at the end🤭

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the every day horrors of hol horse's life

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need the amc casting directors to pull a "vampire diaries dopplegänger" situation with akasha wherein she looks like louis and either a) everyone except for louis notices it or b) louis is the only one who notices it and everyone thinks he's crazy/ier

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louis de pointe du lac got these men acting unwise

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Jugo: I feel weird. Is it normal that I would marry Sasuke if he were a woman?

Karin: what.

Suigetsu: yeah, that's quite normal, all guys think that way about their best friends sometimes.

Jugo: wait, really?

Suigetsu: no, hanger.

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do you think grim drives a hole into Ramshackle’s budget

Anyways first tweet is azuyuuta because I’m starved and it’s leaving tears in my fujin eyes, second please do let me know if I should delete that ^_^/gen I don’t mean to cause any offense and if any is given I’ll take it down !

Fourth and fifth are from me rewatching golden wind for the umpteenth time, sixth is because my friend is fixated on Hunger Games atm and I thought this fit Vil. Seventh is based on this one tt ss I found, eighth is an overdue Leona tweet and the last two are bc of Idia’s new card

Also guy’s silver’s birthday is soon do you plan on pulling ?

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I hope there’s gonna be another lesbian apocalypse for pride month I love those sm (it’s basically lesbians following each other and supporting each other)

This is all my brain can muster for now (╥﹏╥)

Third is mainly brainrot and also kinda due to the fact that both Lilia and Baur’s seiyuus have been in jojo (both voicing Dio except Lilia’s seiyuu was in the lost phantom blood movie while Baur’s seiyuu is Dio in the main series), fifth is me trying to squeeze out Sebek content, sixth is because I’ve started RGU (I need to get back on it once school is over)

eighth is from a conversation I had with a mutual on tt and the ninth one is due to the lesbian apocalypse that normally happens on tt (plus I predict it’s gonna happen again this year)

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[rochan]

Sam: why do you even hang out with that group?

Bucky: keeps Val under control, we save people, it’s all business Sam. We’re co-workers

[at the tower]

Thunderbolts*: BUCKY! Welcome back!

Yelena: John made us coffee, Ava mentioned going to this new escape room, Alexi wants you to sign his new poster and Bob made you this friendship bracelet. Oh! And remember group therapy is today at 4:00.

Bucky:

Bucky: you all are pretty great co-workers I guess

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sejanus plinth my firstborn son

“Sejanus had arrived on the school playground ten years ago, a shy, sensitive boy cautiously surveying the other children with a pair of soulful brown eyes much too large for his strained face.”

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sejanus plinth my firstborn son

“Sejanus had arrived on the school playground ten years ago, a shy, sensitive boy cautiously surveying the other children with a pair of soulful brown eyes much too large for his strained face.”