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james “in a world of boys he’s a gentleman” potter

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Collab with @popcornhee 🤍 who did amazing so make sure to check out his too for the cutest wolfstar

Also this one is dedecated to my angel my lavender @alarainai my christmas buddy in crime

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James: It's very unhealthy to bottle up all your negative feelings.

Regulus: I know. That's why I bottle up the positive ones too.

James:

Regulus: So they cancel out.

James:

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regulus is the type of person to never back down from a fight or take back what he said, even when his words are misconstrued

regulus: i don’t like your outfit

sirius, dramatically: ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE MY GUTS AND WANT ME DEAD? THATS SO MEAN, REGULUS!!

regulus, shrugging: well yes, i’m just being honest

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at least once a week james and sirius plan a night to watch terrible reality tv together. right now they’re obsessed with Jersey Shore and are constantly attempting to perfect their jersey accents

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sirius: whats your favorite poptart?

james: obviously it's the strawberry one, but there's-

sirius: thats such a basic fucking bitch answer!

james: ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER, SIRIUS?

sirius: YES!

james: The 2002 tie in merch poptarts that came out for the Spider-Man movie. LOOK IT UP. THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE POPTARTS. SIRIUS. THE WILD BERRY.

sirius: can you be a person?

james: I AM A PERSON.

sirius: what do you me- What Are You Saying To Me????

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sirius, telling a story: And then BAM! she got hit by a big ass truck!!

little regulus: whaaat!?

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i have thought about this too!!! like nick being a popular bubbly personality in a sport! who everyone loves! ok james potter!!! and them boom! charlie also plays a sport, but his circle of friends is smaller. dark curls! maybe doesn't have the best relationship with his peers but the bubbly outgoing guy still falls for him! ok regulus black! and charlie is more brave than he thinks he is.... i'm going insane

okay but what if i say that nick and charlie are james and regulus variants...

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James: i wonder if you got home..

Regulus: But we just said goodbye??

James: you looked back at me once! but i looked back two times

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LOOK

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summer at potter's but they stole reggie too

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sirius: Quit being so nice and show them how crazy you are

little regulus: *growls*

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barty: people should make more krill jokes.

evan: ...what?

barty: people should make more krill jokes

evan: why would they- no they shouldnt

barty: um... krill yourself

evan: ...

evan: I can't do this right now

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Marauders as Pitch Perfect

Regulus is Beca. James is Chloe AND Jesse (they're both in love with Beca). Barty is Stacy (the sexual one). Frank is Aubrey. Peter is Benji LMAO. This is a work in progress

edit: Bumper and Donald gotta be slytherins cuz nooobody likes them. thinking Mulciber and Severus

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it is time for my headcanons on marauders’ sleeping habits.

james: takes up every last molecule of space on the bed but if someone else is there, he makes sure to leave room

sirius: refuses to sleep alone, very cuddly

remus: takes him forever to fall asleep, and pretends he prefers to sleep alone but he loves when sirius is with him

peter: needs absolute silence and complete darkness to sleep; believe it or not this is tough to get in the marauders dorm so he sleeps with an eye mask and ear plugs

mary: complete night owl, will always stay up to party or chat or watch movies

lily: needs her beauty sleep, has a set bedtime and gets right up at her alarm

marlene: can never fall asleep but in the morning REFUSES to get out of bed, an absolute exhausted mess

barty: cant stay still in his sleep, if he’s sleeping with someone he kicks them all night

evan: literally just fucking normal, falls asleep and doesn’t move. he doesn’t know what’s wrong with his friends

dorcas: if sleeping with someone else, says she doesn’t like it and stays on her side of the bed, but when she’s asleep she completely drapes over the other person

regulus: severe insomnia, but is somehow never tired? also, if sleeping with someone else, it completely depends on his mood- like james can never tell if he wants to cuddle or push james off the bed

pandora: just does not sleep. she doesn’t. maybe part of the reason she’s always delirious. always up doing something productive like stargazing or writing

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He knows and he accepted it

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the scene where reg gets dragged down in crimson rivers literally altered my brain chemistry because its so SCARY. the idea of drowning but with a twist because he’s also actively being dragged farther from the surface (and it gets darker the further he goes)

its a popular idea that regulus can’t swim because of the fact that he drowned, and i just in have to say. in his defense, if you put mf michael phelps in that cave he is NOT beating the inferi. they literally drag you down! how are you gonna swim with no mobility?! and i know my guy regulus was putting up a fight but once they grab you its overrrr